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Default Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS! - 03-03-2011, 11:54 PM

Oh and, you call your board peaceful? the tags on this thread are "Goths will burn in hell" and crap like that, the guy said almost all of my friends drink urine and kill people in schools, last time i checked, the only thing any of my friends have done wrong is get put in a cell for smoking marijuana.
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Default Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS! - 03-04-2011, 12:03 AM

Why does goth teens put mustard in their coffee?
-because it's so damn bad...

Ahem, terribly sorry for joking about this serious matter, but for the topic not to get derailed altogether, back to why God hates goths.

Goths don't wash themselves, their teeth or their clothes. So they really stink and are downright filthy.

Psalm 53:3 Every one of them is gone back: they are altogether become filthy; there is none that doeth good, no, not one
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Default Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS! - 03-04-2011, 12:10 AM

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I do not spread Satan's agenda, i spread Darwin's agenda
Ahahahahahaha! As if those are somehow not the same thing.

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put down your book for a second and think to yourself, what has god done for you? what has he REALLY done for you, does he put the food on your table?
Sure has, all 54 years of my life.

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did he build the house you live in?
If by "house you live in", you mean my body, then YES.
If by "house you live in", you mean this wondrous green Earth and everything on it (including my place of residence), then YES.
If by "house you live in", you mean the Heaven I'll spend eternity in after I die, then YES.

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did he plant the seeds of wisdom and happiness in every possible scientific prodigies eyes?
Not quite sure what you're asking here, but if they're promoting the scientific agenda, they're more than likely being influenced by Satan 100%.

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did he cure that person in your family with cancer?
Nobody in my family has ever gotten cancer, because we are all God-fearing True Christians™.

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did he give you the money you earn?
Without His strength, I wouldn't even be able to get out of bed in the morning, so yes, he is fully responsible for the Arby's paycheck I get every two weeks!

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When you do something good for yourself, you instantly go to thank your hive-minded god,
And RIGHTFULLY so. Do not deny God the praise He deserves.

"In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you." 1 Thessalonians 5:18

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when in actual fact, YOU put that food on the table, YOU put that money in your wallet and/or purse, YOU can give yourself knowledge, Now... After reading this, i want you to REALLY think, Did god give you anything? or did you give yourself everything you have? if you have any free mindedness at all, you'll know that it was all you.
You are seriously proposing that I thank MYSELF for everything the Lord has given me? Child, you are truly corrupted.

"Let nothing be done through strife or vainglory; but in lowliness of mind let each esteem other better than themselves." Philippians 2:3


Ezra 10:3 Now therefore let us make a covenant with our God to put away all the wives, and such as are born of them, according to the counsel of my lord, and of those that tremble at the commandment of our God; and let it be done according to the law.
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Default Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS! - 03-04-2011, 12:24 AM

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Oh and, you call your board peaceful? the tags on this thread are "Goths will burn in hell" and crap like that, the guy said almost all of my friends drink urine and kill people in schools, last time i checked, the only thing any of my friends have done wrong is get put in a cell for smoking marijuana.
The tags are correct in that Goths will provide eternal pyrotechnics in Hell for the enjoyment of Christians in Heaven that tried to warn them. You can lead a horse to water..

Are you aware of the hidden dangers of the marijuana you smoke as you and your heathen friends gather in common hatred of your Creator?

Decisions have consequences, my friend.

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Default Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS! - 03-04-2011, 12:25 AM

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My god, you people are so stupid it just makes me want to hammer a nail in a wall with my forehead, I do not spread Satan's agenda, i spread Darwin's agenda, Nikola Tesla agenda, Every free thinking person in the worlds agenda, put down your book for a second and think to yourself, what has god done for you? what has he REALLY done for you, does he put the food on your table? did he build the house you live in? did he plant the seeds of wisdom and happiness in every possible scientific prodigies eyes? did he cure that person in your family with cancer? did he give you the money you earn? When you do something good for yourself, you instantly go to thank your hive-minded god, when in actual fact, YOU put that food on the table, YOU put that money in your wallet and/or purse, YOU can give yourself knowledge, Now... After reading this, i want you to REALLY think, Did god give you anything? or did you give yourself everything you have? if you have any free mindedness at all, you'll know that it was all you.
You think God is going to come down and build me a house Humans can do all of these petty things for themselves ...why do you think God gave us arms and legs?

What God is giving me is eternal life. Know what He is going to give you? Here is a hint;
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Default Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS! - 03-09-2011, 09:06 PM

God kills more people in the bible than Satan, or "The devil" is even mentioned.
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Default Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS! - 03-09-2011, 09:23 PM

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God kills more people in the bible than Satan, or "The devil" is even mentioned.
More proof of the Power of God, since He won't let Satan murder people.



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Default Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS! - 03-12-2011, 01:41 PM

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More proof of the Power of God, since He won't let Satan murder people.
Why would i live my life in fear of something that MIGHT exist, when i can, instead, live as a free spirit?
Like my mother always says, you have one life, live it.
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Default Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS! - 03-12-2011, 01:45 PM

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Why would i live my life in fear of something that MIGHT exist, when i can, instead, live as a free spirit?
Because if you are wrong, the consequences are horrifying. Hell is bad, whether your spirit is free or not. You'd better be a slave of Christ in Heaven, you know!

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Like my mother always says, you have one life, live it.
God says something different, friend (Matthew 10:28). Do you think your mother knows better than the Almighty?


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Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

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Default Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS! - 03-12-2011, 02:43 PM

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Like my mother always says, you have one life, live it.
The Bible commands you to hate your mother.

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Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children,and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.


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Default Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS! - 03-17-2011, 12:02 AM

hi all Goth hating "true Christians",

all i have to say to you all is that it clear that none of you know anyone that is a Goth. I am one, and know others, and none of us shoot up schools drink our own urine and i'm not a paedophile nor are any of my friends.

your facts are completely wrong, okay you might get the odd Goth murder but most murders look and act like normal people same with paedophiles NOT GOTHS

i even know Goth's who are Christians, i have loads of friends who are Christians and even go to help out with the churches youth groups even though i don't personally believe, i'm currently at college and work in a care home for adults with disabilities.

do i really sound like a awful person (other than the fact i dont believe cus i no u wont like that)

also cant remember who posted it but we do wash i wash nearly everyday i hate being dirty
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Default Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS! - 03-17-2011, 12:06 AM

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hi all Goth hating "true Christians",

all i have to say to you all is that it clear that none of you know anyone that is a Goth. I am one, and know others, and none of us shoot up schools drink our own urine and i'm not a paedophile nor are any of my friends.

your facts are completely wrong, okay you might get the odd Goth murder but most murders look and act like normal people same with paedophiles NOT GOTHS

i even know Goth's who are Christians, i have loads of friends who are Christians and even go to help out with the churches youth groups even though i don't personally believe, i'm currently at college and work in a care home for adults with disabilities.

do i really sound like a awful person (other than the fact i dont believe cus i no u wont like that)

also cant remember who posted it but we do wash i wash nearly everyday i hate being dirty
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Default Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS! - 03-17-2011, 10:26 PM

yes, according to your religion my soul is filthy, but that not because im a goth. its because i dont believe. us goths arent what u think
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Default Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS! - 03-17-2011, 10:45 PM

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yes, according to your religion my soul is filthy, but that not because im a goth. its because i dont believe. us goths arent what u think
You are unsaved, that's all we need to know.
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God says something different, friend (Matthew 10:28). Do you think your mother knows better than the Almighty?
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yes, according to your religion my soul is filthy, but that not because im a goth. its because i dont believe. us goths arent what u think
You all are foul baby eaters. And not a single goth could ever be a Christian. You people all worship the Devil and Little Debbie.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS! - 03-18-2011, 12:24 AM

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hi all Goth hating "true Christians",

all i have to say to you all is that it clear that none of you know anyone that is a Goth. I am one, and know others, and none of us shoot up schools drink our own urine and i'm not a paedophile nor are any of my friends.

your facts are completely wrong, okay you might get the odd Goth murder but most murders look and act like normal people same with paedophiles NOT GOTHS

i even know Goth's who are Christians, i have loads of friends who are Christians and even go to help out with the churches youth groups even though i don't personally believe, i'm currently at college and work in a care home for adults with disabilities.

do i really sound like a awful person (other than the fact i dont believe cus i no u wont like that)

also cant remember who posted it but we do wash i wash nearly everyday i hate being dirty
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Default Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS! - 03-18-2011, 07:51 AM

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hi all Goth hating "true Christians",

all i have to say to you all is that it clear that none of you know anyone that is a Goth. I am one, and know others, and none of us shoot up schools drink our own urine and i'm not a paedophile nor are any of my friends.

your facts are completely wrong, okay you might get the odd Goth murder but most murders look and act like normal people same with paedophiles NOT GOTHS

i even know Goth's who are Christians, i have loads of friends who are Christians and even go to help out with the churches youth groups even though i don't personally believe, i'm currently at college and work in a care home for adults with disabilities.

do i really sound like a awful person (other than the fact i dont believe cus i no u wont like that)

also cant remember who posted it but we do wash i wash nearly everyday i hate being dirty
dont worry about it they just need someone to point their finger at so they can feel better about themselves.. its actually quiet pathetic.. but hey what ever helps them sleep at night.. i am a Christian woman and i promise you i dont judge people... since it says in the bible that its not our place to judge. maybe one day your eyes will open to God's word.. but as of now i have never heard of a goth drinking their own piss.. that one made me laugh my butt off!! God bless keep up the good work!
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You all are foul baby eaters. And not a single goth could ever be a Christian. You people all worship the Devil and Little Debbie.
I'm sorry Brother James but you are wrong in your idea.

The term Goth, comes from the medivial archithect building style called, Gothic.

Today the Gothic culture is a sub culture of the alternative way of wearing cloth..

There is a lot of diffrent categories, but they all have a common thing.

The way of Goth, is elegant, smooth, and most of them dress like the upper classes in the late 1800 hundred.

Most of them are Christian, Protestants, and they share the same love for christ, as the baptist, but they just show it, in another way, than you do..

the School shootings, wasn't made by goth's. you have no proof of that.

The only proof, we have about the School shooters, is the fact, that most of them, where bullied, or mentally ill..

Goth's dont drink their own urin, they fancy the wine.

and no goth's arent pedophiles, the cult you reffered ´to, was "vampires" not Goth, and trust me, the goth's arent like the sub culture vampires.

So yes Goth's are Christians

Just wanted to inform you dear forum friends

Gods blessings.

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Default Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS! - 03-18-2011, 10:40 AM

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I'm sorry Brother James but you are wrong in your idea.

The term Goth, comes from the medivial archithect building style called, Gothic.

Today the Gothic culture is a sub culture of the alternative way of wearing cloth..

There is a lot of diffrent categories, but they all have a common thing.

The way of Goth, is elegant, smooth, and most of them dress like the upper classes in the late 1800 hundred.

Most of them are Christian, Protestants, and they share the same love for christ, as the baptist, but they just show it, in another way, than you do..

the School shootings, wasn't made by goth's. you have no proof of that.

The only proof, we have about the School shooters, is the fact, that most of them, where bullied, or mentally ill..

Goth's dont drink their own urin, they fancy the wine.

and no goth's arent pedophiles, the cult you reffered ´to, was "vampires" not Goth, and trust me, the goth's arent like the sub culture vampires.

So yes Goth's are Christians

Just wanted to inform you dear forum friends

Gods blessings.

Andre
I'm disappointed in you, friend. If you had read the Bible, you'd have known that goths can impossibly be Christians:

Leviticus 19:28:
Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD.

Deuteronomy 22:5:
The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.

Zephaniah 1:8:
And it shall come to pass in the day of the LORD's sacrifice, that I will punish the princes, and the king's children, and all such as are clothed with strange apparel.

1 Corinthians 11:14:
Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him?

1 Timothy 2:9:
In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array

1 Peter 3:1-4:
Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands; that, if any obey not the word, they also may without the word be won by the conversation of the wives;
While they behold your chaste conversation coupled with fear.
Whose adorning let it not be that outward adorning of plaiting the hair, and of wearing of gold, or of putting on of apparel;
But let it be the hidden man of the heart, in that which is not corruptible, even the ornament of a meek and quiet spirit, which is in the sight of God of great price.


Goths are spoiled teenagers in rebellion to God. If they don't accept Christ, they will burn in Hell together with the demons they loved. we don't want that to happen, do we?


Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

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