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Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS! -
03-20-2011, 06:44 PM
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Originally Posted by a goth scum
learn to read, or are you so delusional and/or stupid that your seeing extra words on the page. what you said had nothing to do with what i said. retarded monkey piffleer
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Oh, now I get it!
You meant to say "To anyone. They are(they're) not sluts.", not "to anyone there not sluts".
So you said one thing but meant something entire different, and then started to bark at me that I can't read.
I am sure all goths are very proud of you for really flipping the bird to this stupid Christian.
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Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS! -
03-20-2011, 07:22 PM
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no were in that passage do i see the word goth and i don't cut my self so your argument has no meaning at all.
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No were? Who is no? The bible says otherwise for gothic is another form of Ball(satan) worship. You are a "cut yourself to feel" satan worshipper. The Bible says so, that settles it. You sound like them devils I cast out of heathens all the time.
Acts
8:7 For unclean spirits, crying with loud voice, came out of many that were possessed with them: and many taken with palsies, and that were lame, were healed.
Them devils are really talking for ya.
Psalm 50:22 Now consider this, ye that forget God, lest I tear you in pieces, and there be none to deliver.
Deuteronomy32:35 To me belongeth vengeance and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.
Jerimiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
Leviticus24:14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
Ephesians5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God. 5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. 5:7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.
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Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS! -
03-20-2011, 09:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Justamop
No were? Who is no? The bible says otherwise for gothic is another form of Ball(satan) worship. You are a "cut yourself to feel" satan worshipper. The Bible says so, that settles it. You sound like them devils I cast out of heathens all the time.
Acts
8:7 For unclean spirits, crying with loud voice, came out of many that were possessed with them: and many taken with palsies, and that were lame, were healed.
Them devils are really talking for ya.
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gothic is not another from of ball(satan) were do you get these things really. and i already said i don't cut my self i'll show you my wrists if you like.
and to the guy above fair play you're grammar is better than mine but when you say it, it sound the same so you would have know what i was talking about
A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3
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Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS! -
03-20-2011, 10:57 PM
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Originally Posted by a goth scum
1. I don't cut myself.
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You're a goth without tattoos or other markings on your body? That's like being a bird without feathers, boy.
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2. I don't wear women's clothes.
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Most goths do wear women's clothes, so I would first have to see it to believe you.
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3. It's only strange to you, where i am its normal.
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It wasn't normal to Zephaniah either, and He was inspired by God, unlike you.
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4. I do have long hair but so do some of the male true Christian's on here
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They are likely Nazarites, who are the only ones who are allowed to have long hair (Numbers 6:5). You, however, are a goth, and are in transgressions of 1 Corinthians 11:14.
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5. The goth girls i know do dress modestly they don't like showing flesh
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I have never seen a goth girl dress modestly, friend. That's why goth girls shouldn't whine when they are raped. They deserve that.
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6. I don't see what that has to do with this
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It means that women are not allowed to adorn their bodies by plaiting their hairs, wearing gold or putting on apparel that does that. Can you show me one goth girl who keeps this commandment?
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS! -
03-20-2011, 11:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Alphonse Alban
Why does goth teens put mustard in their coffee?
-because it's so damn bad...
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That joke is so bad, I thought The Situation wrote it.
Seriously. Terrible joke.
Here's a good joke:
Why a man would want a wife is a mystery, but why a man would want two wives is a bigamy-stery!
That's a knee slapper!
Ezekiel 25:17: "I will execute great vengeance on them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the Lord. When I lay My vengeance upon them."
PRO 4:7 "Wisdom is the principal thing; therefore get wisdom: and with all thy getting get understanding." ECC 1:18 "For in much wisdom is much grief: and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow."
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Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS! -
03-20-2011, 11:50 PM
Why did the goth eat the baby?
Because the power of Satan compelled him.
Why did the Wiccan throw the cat head into church?
Because Satan speaks directly to her heart.
What did the Goth name her 5th illegitimate baby?
Edward. Again.
God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
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Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS! -
03-20-2011, 11:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Marshall
Why did the goth eat the baby?
Because the power of Satan compelled him.
Why did the Wiccan throw the cat head into church?
Because Satan speaks directly to her heart.
What did the Goth name her 5th illegitimate baby?
Edward. Again.
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Terrible. You have a terrible sense of humor and you should stick to your day job.
Here's another good one for you.
A man goes to the doctor and he says, "Doc, I have Tom Jones fever, is that common?" and the doctor says "It's not unusual."
LOLOLOLOLOLROFLCOPTERLOLLERSKATES
Ezekiel 25:17: "I will execute great vengeance on them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the Lord. When I lay My vengeance upon them."
PRO 4:7 "Wisdom is the principal thing; therefore get wisdom: and with all thy getting get understanding." ECC 1:18 "For in much wisdom is much grief: and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow."
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Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah You kids get off his lawn!
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Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS! -
03-20-2011, 11:59 PM
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Originally Posted by RagingLiberal
LOLOLOLOLOLROFLCOPTERLOLLERSKATES
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Do you always combine puking with talking?
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS! -
03-21-2011, 02:32 AM
LOLOLOLOLOLROFLCOPTERLOLLERSKATES[/QUOTE]
That demon is puking. Watch out, I don't want any demon scum on me!
Psalm 50:22 Now consider this, ye that forget God, lest I tear you in pieces, and there be none to deliver.
Deuteronomy32:35 To me belongeth vengeance and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.
Jerimiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
Leviticus24:14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
Ephesians5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God. 5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. 5:7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.
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Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS! -
03-21-2011, 02:44 AM
and to the guy above fair play you're grammar is better than mine but when you say it, it sound the same so you would have know what i was talking about[/QUOTE]
No, it is hard to know what you are talking about.
Demons do not make sense when the talk through unsaved scum(goths) who worship satan, and are a ball of demon spirits.
Luke
8:30 And Jesus asked him, saying, What is thy name? And he said, Legion: because many devils were entered into him.
Psalm 50:22 Now consider this, ye that forget God, lest I tear you in pieces, and there be none to deliver.
Deuteronomy32:35 To me belongeth vengeance and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.
Jerimiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
Leviticus24:14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
Ephesians5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God. 5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. 5:7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.
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Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS! -
03-24-2011, 01:14 AM
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Waste your time? Listen, friend. You're the one who came HERE to our forum! If you refuse to listen to God-fearing True Christians™ who only want to help you find endless time in Heaven then we're the ones wasting our short time left before Rapture when we could be helping someone who genuinely wants Jesus in their heart before the trumpets blow!
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might i ask you all a few things?
1.) when did he ask you to help him find endless time in heaven?
2.) when did it become your task to help any one?
3.) why do you feel that it is ok to force your views on anyone?
4.) why is it not ok for people to have views different than yours?
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Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS! -
03-24-2011, 05:27 AM
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Originally Posted by crackerHacker
might i ask you all a few things?
1.) when did he ask you to help him find endless time in heaven?
2.) when did it become your task to help any one?
3.) why do you feel that it is ok to force your views on anyone?
4.) why is it not ok for people to have views different than yours?
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Hello, and welcome to God's Favorite Forum!
Please introduce yourself here, in the aptly named "Introduction Forum." Let us know what church you go to, how you came to find Jesus, and your favorite Bible verse.
I can't wait to get to know you! I hope we can become best friends someday, Praise God!
The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12
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Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS! -
03-28-2011, 05:12 PM
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Continuing my '101 Reasons why' Series, I was astonished to notice that we haven't covered the Goths yet.... so here goes....
101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS!
Reason No. 1 - Goths are Terrorists
Yes, Goths are Domestic Terrorists - the facts speak for themselves. How many School schootings this year? I've lost count. These Nazi Hitler-worshipping scumbags are never happy unless they're massacring a whole mess of school-kids, or lobbing pipe-bombs at their fellow classmates - for fun!
From Columbine to Lely to Virginia Tech to Red Lake... it's a long depressing list....
Reason No. 2 - Goths drink their own urine.
It's a well known fact that Goths drink their own urine. In fact some, like psychopathic goth killer Luke Mitchell, keep their urine bottled-up in their bedrooms for sharing with their sicko friends. Disgusting!
Reason No. 3 - Goths are Pedophiles.
We all know the scandal of the '700 club', where 30 girls aged from between 13 - 16 were lured into joining a pedophile vampire 'family' by sick Goth child rapist Jon C Bush.
In New York City police also charged another 23-year-old man with a series of rapes of underage girls, whom he met through VampireFreaks.com. Police say a site photo showed him standing over a tombstone with a black cape and long purple locks of hair hanging over his face. He was arrested when he arrived at a cemetery one night expecting to have sex with a 13-year-old girl he met through the site. But his alleged online prey was actually an undercover police woman.
This isn't the first time last year that VampireFreaks was in the media. VampireFreaks.com is the same website that was linked to a 12-year-old girl and her 23-year-old pedophile boyfriend who are accused of killing her family in Medicine Hat, Alberta, last summer.
I think it's obvious these goths are nothing but child-raping nutbags!
...MORE TO FOLLOW...
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Charge #1 - Goth's are terrorists
I don't even know where to start...
Charge #2 - Goths drink urine...
Actually that is a sexual fetish called urophilia (spelling?) and that can be anyone... not necessarily a goth
Charge #3 - Goth's are pedophiles
Some of them might be but I want to point out that some of the "upstanding" members of society turn out to be pedos too. Looks can be deceiving,,,
Revelation 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.
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Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS! -
03-29-2011, 08:20 AM
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Goths are Satanists. Of this you can be sure.
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My good Marshall, The Goth's are not Satanists..
But no they aren't true Christians. But they still are baptized.
God's blessings.
Andre - Fidei Defensor.
I'm Alpha and Omega. The begining and the end.
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Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS! -
03-29-2011, 08:27 AM
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Originally Posted by a goth scum
look more like some sort of medieval warriors to me, and i'm not a fag i don't hate jesus, i hate your lack of intelligence, i don't sacrifice anything to anyone, and not a mistress either
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Well acctually the pictures does show the real deffinition of a Goth.
the goth's was at first a tribe of warriors, living in the northern part of Germany.
later on the tribe was divided by civil war, and then became Goth's and Ostrogoth's. Later on, there was made a Christian group called Goth's. Goth can also be found in the way of building churches, and buildings of older days.
God's blessings
Andre - Fidei Defensor.
I'm Alpha and Omega. The begining and the end.
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Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS! -
03-30-2011, 07:39 AM
It's funny to read here...
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Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS! -
03-30-2011, 07:45 AM
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It's funny to read here...
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Well how do you define funny good girl?
is it because you dont share the faith in the Lord, or because you find it very true and want's to join us?
God's blessings.
Andre - Fidei Defensor.
I'm Alpha and Omega. The begining and the end.
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Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS! -
03-30-2011, 08:31 AM
First, I'm a man.
Second, I'm unsure...
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Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS! -
03-30-2011, 08:42 AM
Then why on earth is your name Sasha girl?
are you somekind of Commi Russian?
God's blessings.
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Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS! -
03-30-2011, 08:52 AM
No, im from switzerland and my Name is Sascha...
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