[Oneofgodschildren]

Originally Posted by James Hutchins

Welcome friend! It is nice to see that you and Dr. Jones are buddies. Perhaps the two of you can do some one on one Bible study.

Yes, you prepubescent children do keep coming on here expounding the virtues of the game and simulation it provides of anal penetration. What the fascination you kids have with dooty is beyond me. But I do know having your intestines tickled by objects jumping into your rectum is just plain wrong.

Tell me son, are you honest or do you lie? Very imporatnt, as God is watching.

Wow. That was graphic.

Because of my atheism/I don't really care who runs the universe-type of mind, I don't think it should matter whether I am honest or if I lie. Trust me, I think it was being honest by revealing my age.

And ha, ha, angsty teenager jokes. Nice one, pastor.

[Dr. Isaiah Jones]

Originally Posted by Oneofgodschildren

Wow. That was graphic.

Because of my atheism/I don't really care who runs the universe-type of mind, I don't think it should matter whether I am honest or if I lie. Trust me, I think it was being honest by revealing my age.

And ha, ha, angsty teenager jokes. Nice one, pastor.

Do you have your father's permission to be here?

[Oneofgodschildren]

Oh please, my father doesn't even know how to work a computer let alone care whether I'm on it or not.

Now, can we please stop discriminating against my age, remove the stupid "CAUTION-Underage Poster" thing that is CLEARLY insulting my age, and get on with the topic?

[Dr. Isaiah Jones]

Originally Posted by Oneofgodschildren

Now, can we please stop discriminating against my age, remove the stupid "CAUTION-Underage Poster" thing that is CLEARLY insulting my age, and get on with the topic?

But you ARE an underage poster. How else are we supposed to know that?

Why are you here, friend? Isn't it time that you repent of your sins and accept Jesus? He died for YOUR sins! Why do you hate Him so much?

[Wowabuddhist]

Ooooh dear, dear, dear...

You people seem to take things too far, don't you?
The bible isn't the be all and end all of absolutely everything ever.

You must have a lot of spare time on your hands, too, if you keep ripping into games like this and saying they're the work of satan. Oh, am I not allowed to speak his name here? [sarcasm]My bad.[/sarcasm]

You can have your beliefs if you want, and I'll have mine. That way we won't bug each other, but if you go out screaming and shouting about your beliefs and saying all other beliefs are wrong, you will get some sort of bad reaction.

I don't want to offend your religion. I really don't. That's the last thing I want to do, but just because you have a religion doesn't mean all of the others are wrong.

Back on topic...

I've never even played Portal or Portal 2, but I can imagine it being quite fun and humorous. I can't imagine it being anything the way you described it, even if I was trying to feel that way.

[Oneofgodschildren]

Originally Posted by Dr. Isaiah Jones

But you ARE an underage poster. How else are we supposed to know that?

Why are you here, friend? Isn't it time that you repent of your sins and accept Jesus? He died for YOUR sins! Why do you hate Him so much?

Well, you don't have to put the "CAUTION" before it. It makes it seem like you think all teenagers are angsty and unpredictable. Which most are, but not me. At least I have decent spelling.

Again, I don't want to turn this into a debate about "DOES GOD EXIST?" or "IS ATHEISM AWESOME?"

This is about Portal. And, quite frankly, I'd rather not participate in a discussion that is this far off-topic.

And I don't hate him. I just don't accept all of the Christians' beliefs. I'm a believer in Science, not in magic.

Good day to you, sirs. I'm watching.

[BelieverInGod]

Originally Posted by Oneofgodschildren

Oh please, my father doesn't even know how to work a computer let alone care whether I'm on it or not.

Now, can we please stop discriminating against my age, remove the stupid "CAUTION-Underage Poster" thing that is CLEARLY insulting my age, and get on with the topic?

So you admit that your father doesn't care what you do. That is so incredibly sad My boys are praying for your soul right now.

There is good news though, Jesus can fill that hole in your soul. Start reading the KJV Bible Brother V has done a Bible in a year, if you find it too difficult to read, get on your knees and ask Jesus to fill you with the Holy Spirit, start attending a KJV Bible Believing Baptist Church, and get Baptized! Who knows, perhaps if you have enough faith and pray hard enough, you can turn your father into a True Christian™ father. Wouldn't that be great?

Originally Posted by Oneofgodschildren

Well, you don't have to put the "CAUTION" before it. It makes it seem like you think all teenagers are angsty and unpredictable. Which most are, but not me. At least I have decent spelling.

Exactly what are you doing to prove that teenagers are not angsty and unpredictable. You already lied when you joined this board and clicked the "yes I am 18" button. What else do you lie about.

Again, I don't want to turn this into a debate about "DOES GOD EXIST?" or "IS ATHEISM AWESOME?"

This is about Portal. And, quite frankly, I'd rather not participate in a discussion that is this far off-topic.

And yet, here you are, arguing about exactly what you said you wont argue about. Tell me, why will you get so upset when someone says something bad about a game? Do you feel rage when we insult your game? Do you know that rage is caused by demons? Turn your life over to Jesus so that you can know true happiness.

And I don't hate him. I just don't accept all of the Christians' beliefs. I'm a believer in Science, not in magic.

That's very good, because playing with magic is a sin. At least that's one of the Biblical rules you claim to follow. Only 612 more.

[Dr. Isaiah Jones]

Originally Posted by Oneofgodschildren

"DOES GOD EXIST?"

Why of course He exists!

2 Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

[Talitha]

You said:

Originally Posted by Wowabuddhist

You people seem to take things too far, don't you?
The bible isn't the be all and end all of absolutely everything ever.

Then you said:

Originally Posted by Wowabuddhist

I don't want to offend your religion. I really don't. That's the last thing I want to do.

You really want us to take you seriously?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Originally Posted by Oneofgodschildren

ATHEISTS DON'T HAVE BIBLES.

I can't say that I'm shocked. You're a God-hating atheist with no moral compass so of course lying is as natural to you as breathing. If "ATHEISTS DON'T HAVE BIBLES," how do you explain this?

[REKNRUIN]

I really am starting to believe.........that you people are nuts (and no I did not mean that to be A sexual reference, before anyone starts that arguement).

First off me saying something along the lines of "I am going to disembowel you with a rusty soup spoon!" Would be a threat against your life.

Secondly, once upon a time there was this man. He convinced millions of people that anyone not born of the pure blood, was to be killed. Mixed race children were an abomination to be destroyed. And anyone Who disagreed was to be put to death.

I really don't like it when someone tells me that I should live my life the way "thay" think I should. God gave me Inteligences and the ability to differentitate between right and wrong. If I do not want to watch a TV show because I dissagree with it's content, I turn the channel. If I don't like a video games content, I don't play it.

One more question before I knock the dust from my sandals and move on (to leave you to your self ritcheousnes), Do you people sit at home watching cartoons trying to figure out who's gay?

[BelieverInGod]

Originally Posted by REKNRUIN

I really am starting to believe.........that you people are nuts (and no I did not mean that to be A sexual reference, before anyone starts that arguement).

First off me saying something along the lines of "I am going to disembowel you with a rusty soup spoon!" Would be a threat against your life.

So you're threatening us again? Jesus can cure you of those demons. IT'S NOT TO LATE! HE DIED FOR YOU, THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS ACCEPT HIS GIFT!

Secondly, once upon a time there was this man. He convinced millions of people that anyone not born of the pure blood, was to be killed. Mixed race children were an abomination to be destroyed. And anyone Who disagreed was to be put to death.

So he's the only man in history to have done this? What about the country of Japan that you children seem to worship as a Holy land of Gaming. They're pretty damn racist there. They don't even accept other slopes.

I really don't like it when someone tells me that I should live my life the way "thay" think I should. God gave me Inteligences and the ability to differentitate between right and wrong. If I do not want to watch a TV show because I dissagree with it's content, I turn the channel. If I don't like a video games content, I don't play it.

Yet you're here arguing that we should not have that right because Portal 2 is just so special. Did we come into your house and take your game away? Did we go onto a Portal 2 site and start screaming about the evils? NO! You people go out scanning the Internets for anyone who DARES to disagree with you and flood their board with your hatred and violence. And we're supposed to think you're nice?

One more question before I knock the dust from my sandals and move on (to leave you to your self ritcheousnes), Do you people sit at home watching cartoons trying to figure out who's gay?

For an atheist, you sure know your Biblical terms. I would lay money that you're parents are Christian and you just claim to be an atheist to make them pay attention to you (negative attention is better than no attention, right?) Do you think God will forgive you for spitting in His face? Do you know how many kids die in accidents every year? Do you WANT to go to Hell and burn for all eternity?

[REKNRUIN]

Retard Websters dictionary says: To hold back. And calling me a retard is very offensive. Shame on you! I guesws that is the mature way to deal with people who don't want to drink your brand of kool-aid huh?

As to me being crazy........yup I agree and I have more fun in a minute than you will in your whole dull life.

To: oneofgodschildren, I admire your courage to stand up and speak out. Even if these zealots don't

[Oneofgodschildren]

Why, thank you.

Now, I am going to remain neutral on this matter from now on. Because I really don't feel like arguing with people right now.

[REKNRUIN]

I have had enough of you ingnorant racists, So far I have heard derogatory terms for half the population of the world........

Jesus loved everyone no matter they're background or what society though of them.

I hope God opens YOUR eyes before it is too late.

God bless and good day. "I shall not return!"

[Alphonse Alban]

Originally Posted by REKNRUIN

I have had enough of you ingnorant racists

Thank you.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

YiC,

Alphonse

[BelieverInGod]

Originally Posted by REKNRUIN

I have had enough of you ingnorant racists, So far I have heard derogatory terms for half the population of the world........

Jesus loved everyone no matter they're background or what society though of them.

I hope God opens YOUR eyes before it is too late.

God bless and good day. "I shall not return!"

Just because I know they never leave when they say they do. Like kids who run away to the garden shed....

God Hates:Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51)
The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26)
Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27)
Fornicators (Romans 1:29)
The Wicked (Romans 1:29)
The Covetous (Romans 1:29)
The Malicious (Romans 1:29)
The Envious (Romans 1:29)
Murderers (Romans 1:29)
The Deceitful (Romans 1:29)
Backbiters (Romans 1:30)
Haters of God (Romans 1:30)
The Despiteful (Romans 1:30)
The Proud (Romans 1:30)
Boasters (Romans 1:30)
Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30)
Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30)
Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31)
The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31)
The Implacable (Romans 1:31)
The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9)
Idolaters (1 Corinthians 6:9)
Adulterers (1 Corinthians 6:9)
The Effeminate (1 Corinthians 6:9)
Thieves (1 Corinthians 6:10)
Drunkards (1 Corinthians 6:10)
Reviler (1 Corinthians 6:10)
Extortioners (1 Corinthians 6:10)
The Fearful (Revelation 21:8)
The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8)
The Abominable (Revelation 21:8)
Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8)
Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8 )
All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

Thank you to Dr. Jones for providing me with this list.

[Dr. Isaiah Jones]

Originally Posted by BelieverInGod

Thank you to Dr. Jones for providing me with this list.

Actually, Sister, the thanks should go to Pastor Zeke for providing me with this list.

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by Oneofgodschildren

Wow. That was graphic.

Because of my atheism/I don't really care who runs the universe-type of mind, I don't think it should matter whether I am honest or if I lie. Trust me, I think it was being honest by revealing my age.

And ha, ha, angsty teenager jokes. Nice one, pastor.

I am not a Pastor, very flattering as it is. No, I am just one of the flock, no one special.
I remember when I was your age (back in the 60's). I too, thought I knew it all. Thought I had the whole universe figured out. Who was I kidding. I sat down one day and asked Him, Why? He must of heard my query and the honesty in it and He answered my prayer. I thank Him every day for Saving me.

No, I did not ask you about honesty and if you lie, would incur Gods wrath (which you will). To be on this forum, you certify you are 18 years old. You have admitted (at least there is some hope for you) that you are a baby of merely 13. So what to do? Call a Pastor and ask that you be banned due to lying? Banned due to being underage? Banned due to lying and being underage but just put you in quarantine instead because you were honest about lying, setting a release date for your 18th birthday?

I am sorry to hear your dad does not love you. Does he drink a lot?

[El_Diablo]

It seems to me that all of the non-believers have forgotten the true purpose of our forum. To spread the true word of our lord and savior, through interpretation of the scripture. It seems like life may have given them some lemons, but that's ok.

I’ve been thinking - when life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade, make life take the lemons back. Get mad! Tell life:
‘I don’t want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?!’

Demand to see life’s manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give YOU lemons!

[Deuteronomy 19:21 Show no pity: life for life, eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot.]

Do you know who YOU are? You're the man who is going to burn lifes house down. WITH THE LEMONS!

“And the beast was seized, and with him the false prophet who performed the signs in his presence, by which he deceived those who had received the mark of the beast and those who worshiped his image; these two were thrown alive into the lake of fire which burns with brimstone.”
Rev 20:10

I’m going to make my engineers invent a combustible lemon that BURNS LIFES HOUSE DOWN!”
It'll make your life sooo much easier.

We do well to give God thanks and praise,
-D