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Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
11-28-2016, 07:00 PM
New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis, November 28, 2016
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Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
11-28-2016, 09:48 PM
THE TRUTH IS FINALLY REVEALED PUBLICALLY! Everyone in the Hillary campaign was shocked and dazed when in spite of our efforts to uphold the voting rights of the dead people in Babylon Donald Trump was elected to be the President of Babylon. Now the truth has been revealed- The white people stole the election! Black people knew this all along but in America nothing is known until the white people know it. Now there is to be a recount of votes and all the lies and deceit of the white people will be known to all. Soon Donald Trump will have to go to prison with the Black men and Hillary will take her rightful place as President of America. This will be justice at last.
Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4
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Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
11-29-2016, 03:33 AM
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THE TRUTH IS FINALLY REVEALED PUBLICALLY! Everyone in the Hillary campaign was shocked and dazed when in spite of our efforts to uphold the voting rights of the dead people in Babylon Donald Trump was elected to be the President of Babylon. Now the truth has been revealed- The white people stole the election! Black people knew this all along but in America nothing is known until the white people know it. Now there is to be a recount of votes and all the lies and deceit of the white people will be known to all. Soon Donald Trump will have to go to prison with the Black men and Hillary will take her rightful place as President of America. This will be justice at last.
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I don't think so. But did you even vote?
It looks like many of you people did not, after all? You are so indignant, yet you could not do your duty for one day. Are you not even thanful that spades CAN vote in 2016? Was it the need for daily theft to accomodate the crack cocaine addiction? Or just the general laziness of the Negro?
In any event, I am so thankful that our President Elect spends so much time on the Tweeter, bitch-slapping those that would question his rule.
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In addition to winning the Electoral College in a landslide, I won the popular vote if you deduct the millions of people who voted illegally
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Some would say that such a claim requires proof, but I am not among them. President Trump said it on the Tweeter, I believe it, and that's the end of it!
Oh, for the inauguration to come! I simply cannot wait for renewed chants of locking up the Clinton Witch, how Hillary sucks (but nothing like Monica), and a sea of baseball caps (hopefully worn backwards by now) in how we make America great again!
In Christ. And Trump!
Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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11-29-2016, 05:36 AM
I hope Trump moves the oval office to the top of his tower. That way he'll be closer to God.
Besides, it's going to take at least a year to get the White House habitable. Imagine the fried chicken grease stains on the drapes, the watermelon juice and grape soda soaked into the carpet, and the stench of marijuana cigarettes permeating the wood grain. Not to mention that gamey, wild animal smell that seems to hover like a cloud around every darkie.
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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11-29-2016, 04:05 PM
Sometimes I wonder if I am the only one seeing connections when different things happening. Like a few days after Donald Trump is elected Fidel Castro dies. Coinsidence or was this the first political move made by Donald Trump?
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Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
12-09-2016, 12:41 AM
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...Coinsidence or was this the first political move made by Donald Trump?
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Donald's not in charge yet (despite the presumptuous change somebody's made in the thread title). He's too busy finding people to blame when things go so very wrong *cough* Taiwanese phone calls *cough* pizzagate *cough* run his administration. Until the 20th of January, credit/blame still has to go to Obama.
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Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
12-13-2016, 09:03 PM
Will President Trump and the Cabinet sing this when entering the White House and Obama is about to leave?
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12-13-2016, 10:00 PM
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Will President Trump and the Cabinet sing this when entering the White House and Obama is about to leave?
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I could see this happening. Everyone starts to sing and President Trump starts chasing Ben Carlson and everyone would start laughting. No hurt feelings. People just having a good time.
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Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
12-15-2016, 02:49 AM
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There are many wonderful ideas here at LBC about what President Donald needs to do soon.
I would urge patience, however. Before our blessed Donald gets on with the task of governing, he needs finish a lot of revenge work. We all know the long list of press, celebrities and Republican politicians who snubbed or slighted him in one way or another.
Extracting revenge on each of these will take some time. Each one needs to lose his/her job and see careers ruined.
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Much like Ted Cruz, Romney finally has the expression of someone who has finally embraced the wisdom of Mr. Trump.
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It was an honor to have been considered for Secretary of State of our great country. My discussions with President-elect Trump have been both enjoyable and enlightening. I have very high hopes that the new administration will lead the nation to greater strength, prosperity and peace.
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https://www.facebook.com/pg/mittromn...=page_internal
Before anyone is worried that Trump was actually seriously considering Mitt Romney as secretary of state, Roger Stone reports that Trump was only interviewing Romney to "torture" him. Praise Jesus! He had me a little worried there. I think it's about time I learn to fully trust Donald Trump. He always has a good reason for what he does.
http://www.thedailybeast.com/article...tone-says.html
Although I'm concerned this isn't punishment enough. I can't wait to see what he does to his political opponents after getting sworn into office.
Close minded people are just right people who don't want to spend time arguing.
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Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
12-15-2016, 04:31 AM
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Although I'm concerned this isn't punishment enough. I can't wait to see what he does to his political opponents after getting sworn into office.
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I think Romney left the meeting with all of his fortune still in his bank. I'm thinking that after he is President, Donald will find a way to relieve Romney of some big money. It might be a fine or from a business deal that is not really there.
Our friend Donald attacked other politicians and celebrities when running for the Presidency. Now he is taking down private citizens who criticize him. He is what a great leader is all about.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
12-15-2016, 05:29 PM
There is much happiness among the Trump supporting community this year as Trump as now president, and they believe he will build a wall and make America great again. However, are we ignoring perhaps the most prominent figure in Trump campaign? I am of course talking about Trump's hair! Who will his hair? Will he alive? Will he an animal? Will he an alien? To find out, KCNA have brought Trump hair to Korea while the Donald was soundly asleep, to give him tour of Pyongyang and interview. Here will the interview, exclusive to Landover Baptist Church forums and presented courtesy by yours truly, Kim Jong-un.
KCNA: Hello Trump Hair, how have you enjoyed you stay in Pyongyang?
Trump Hair: Hello friend, I am very much enjoy Pyongyang, my favourite part am the Juche Tower because for the flame look like me.
KCNA: So, let's ask the big question that every Korean has wondering? Will you a real hair, or a wig or even a animal?
Trump Hair: I am real hair. The confusion arises because Trump will bring me to life with black magic and voodoo.
KCNA: This will shock very many Christians.
Trump Hair: They should already be shock! His wife Melania is a disgusting harlot, not like Ri Sol-ju, the beautiful and loyal wife of Kim Jong-un.
KCNA: Are you then support the DPRK?
Trump Hair: Indeed I am, I am proud to be of support to glorious Juche socialist revolution.
KCNA: Do you think it is benefit to of DPRK that Trump is now President? An unofficial Chinese Pro-DPRK website praised Trump calling him "far-sighted" for talking of diplomacy and peace talks with DPRK.
Trump Hair: No. The talks of peace are of propaganda, as a DPRK official personality rightly said.
KCNA: Do you believe that he is anti-establishment?
Trump Hair: No. I have been with him from the beginning. I was there when he invite Crooked Hillary and Rapist Bill to his wedding. I was there when he donated to Clinton Foundation. I was there when he went back on his promise to imprison Crooked Hillary for criminal act. I was there when he appointed a Goldman Sachs personality to treasury secretary. He is establishment.
KCNA: How can you say such things of the man who has raised you on his head?
Trump Hair: Because he have abused me. He have poured lice and fleas into me to infect me and riddle me with disease.
KCNA: Immoral! Such a practice can not be found in the glorious DPRK where our dear leader has always cared for his people. Thank you for your time, Trump Hair. Bye bye.
Trump Hair: Bye bye, friend.
KCNA: Here ends our interview. Praise Trump Hair for support Juche regime. As for Trump himself, we have a message - Walls can not survive nuke!
There you have it. It is up to you whether you choose to believe Trump Hair's words. I recognize that this is a Pro-Trump thread, so I will not add my commentary. The interview I have quoted so should not count against me. Peace be with you, comrades.
"When thou goest out to battle against thine enemies, and seest horses, and chariots, and a people more than thou, be not afraid of them: for the LORD thy God is with thee, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt." - Deuteronomy 20:1
I like this one. If change "the LORD thy God" to the spirit of Juche and "the land of Egypt" to Japanese imperialism, then it can be used to metaphor Korea's struggle against the Western powers.
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Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
12-15-2016, 06:42 PM
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KCNA: Hello Trump Hair, how have you enjoyed you stay in Pyongyang?
Trump Hair: Hello friend, I am very much enjoy Pyongyang, my favourite part am the Juche Tower because for the flame look like me....
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There is much glory in the Donald's Hair, but I implore you to consider befriending Jesus, dear. He's even stronger and more majestic than Trump's Hair!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
12-18-2016, 07:36 PM
OH GLORY!
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Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
01-03-2017, 03:05 PM
Should this be our new anthem?
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Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
01-13-2017, 06:43 PM
Liberals and atheists are going to be rough on our President Trump. We need to rally around him.
The latest fake news is that President Trump is responsible for Macys Department Stores laying off 10,000 employees. Lots of retailors are laying off people. President Trump has tried to make it clear that when lay-offs occur it is just random economic activity and he has nothing to do with it.
Where he has influence is when new jobs are announced. This is where he shines.
We need to help him make it clear to the press he is responsible when hiring increases but not when it decreases. The press needs to study economics.
http://www.thedailybeast.com/article...p-s-fault.html
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
01-13-2017, 09:06 PM
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Liberals and atheists are going to be rough on our President Trump. We need to rally around him.
The latest fake news is that President Trump is responsible for Macys Department Stores laying off 10,000 employees. Lots of retailors are laying off people. President Trump has tried to make it clear that when lay-offs occur it is just random economic activity and he has nothing to do with it.
Where he has influence is when new jobs are announced. This is where he shines.
We need to help him make it clear to the press he is responsible when hiring increases but not when it decreases. The press needs to study economics.
http://www.thedailybeast.com/article...p-s-fault.html
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Indeed, Brother Mayor, it is so obvious that all good things come from Trump and anything bad is a result of rejecting his wisdom. Why can't people see that if he is given all the necessary power he will solve all of our problems?
God directed White Christian America to sit Donald Trump upon the throne seat of power and that's reason enough to believe in his greatness.
A great God requires a great man to restore His people's greatness. Seriously, everything isn't going be just good, it's going to be greaaate!
Anticipatingly Yours,
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Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
01-14-2017, 11:24 AM
Back when we first started this hopeful thread, the LORD gave me a wondrous anthem that I shared:
(Sung to the tune of Yellow Rose of Texas)
As God will use a trumpet
When He returns to ground,
So He will use this trump of God
To turn this world around
His shining mane, his thundering words,
His pockets filled with gold
No other candidate so strong,
No candidate so bold!
He’ll free our land of commies
He’ll free our land of scum
He’ll free us from the democrats
And other lazy bums
He’ll stand up for America
Protect our knives and guns
And once again our country will be seen as number one
Farewell to all illegals
The USA is ours!
The Donald will restore our borders with his mighty power
He’ll bring back prayer in school and proudly raise his Bible high
Terrorists and antichrists will then all surely die!
So in this next election
The Donald must be named
As President of these United States we must proclaim
America’s for Jesus, declare in a loud voice!
And when Trump’s in the White House
The angels will rejoice.
I wonder if anyone is singing it at the coronation? Since it was inspired pre-election, some changes might be in order, but it is still by far the greatest song ever written in praise of our exalted leader Donald (may his name be honored).
I don't mention this again because of vanity, I mention it because what good is a song if it isn't sung on national TV, perhaps by Marie Osmond?
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
01-14-2017, 11:43 AM
Brother Larry, I'd like to see (or at least hear) this performed by Landover's very own Roper Crossburn.
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01-14-2017, 05:15 PM
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Brother Larry, I'd like to see (or at least hear) this performed by Landover's very own Roper Crossburn.
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