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A Conservative's Guide Book Signing -
09-11-2008, 08:39 PM
By the way, I'll be autographing my new book from 5-6 p.m. today at the Barnes and Noble in Freehold's Shiloh Square Shoppes complex. Stop by and say "Hello!"
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Re: A Conservative's Guide Book Signing -
09-11-2008, 10:43 PM
Wonderfully written book Brother Worthington. I learn a lot about various accelerants and improvised timers. Your faith threw out the book was very inspiring. I love the line “as I stood over the still smoldering remains of that liberal scum bags house I lifted my arms with joy and praised my Creator seeing His wondrous love for the word”.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Re: A Conservative's Guide Book Signing -
09-11-2008, 11:43 PM
Indeed a powerful book, Brother Worthington. Americans have been in dire need of the simple but concisely penned chapter on the true meaning of "carbon footprint".
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Re: A Conservative's Guide Book Signing -
09-11-2008, 11:49 PM
As you all know I was asked by Brother Monty to write the forward in his latest book, which I was only too happy to do given his extraordinary financial contributions to the church love for all things Christ.
I am looking forward to his upcoming sequel, "Liberal Office Space and Combustables."
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: A Conservative's Guide Book Signing -
09-12-2008, 03:31 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by H. Montague Worthington
By the way, I'll be autographing my new book from 5-6 p.m. today at the Barnes and Noble in Freehold's Shiloh Square Shoppes complex. Stop by and say "Hello!"
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I am so excited! But do you have the book on CD??? You know how we conservatives sort of avoid reading (anything other than the Bible, that is )
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