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Re: Women's Brains? - POLL -
12-08-2006, 09:25 PM
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Um...No. Either let him get on mine (without punishment) to answer your question, or unquarantine him. He never really did anything wrong to begin with.
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First, we have no desire to see your Killer Klown, the Outed Spazz "get on yours". Now you have made me queasy.
Second, please do not tell the GODLY Pastors what to do on their own board.
Third, if your KKOS so desperately wants to say something, he can do so in his own Quarantine thread, as suggested. Or, he could dictate to you, much as God dictated the Bible to King James' scribes in 1611.
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Re: Women's Brains? - POLL -
12-09-2006, 04:32 AM
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Um...No. Either let him get on mine
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Oh, that is disgusting!
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Re: Women's Brains? - POLL -
12-09-2006, 08:06 AM
It may be a tad on the disturbing side, Pastor, but what is even stranger is why she would ask your permission to do so....one would assume such interactions take place on a regular basis without asking anyone's permission!
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Re: Women's Brains? - POLL -
12-09-2006, 08:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
It may be a tad on the disturbing side, Pastor, but what is even stranger is why she would ask your permission to do so....one would assume such interactions take place on a regular basis without asking anyone's permission!
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Well, YOU ask permission to make 'the beast with two backs' with your husband, and we have always granted permission as long at the deed results in a pregnancy. It is very polite and courteous of Hellion to ask our permission to throw away her virginity, and we have NOT GIVEN HER PERMISSION!
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Re: Women's Brains? - POLL -
12-09-2006, 08:15 AM
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Well, YOU ask permission to make 'the beast with two backs' with your husband, and we have always granted permission as long at the deed results in a pregnancy. It is very polite and courteous of Hellion to ask ur permission to throw away her virginity, and we have NOT GIVEN HER PERMISSION!
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Hmm......how odd. I honestly can't seem to remember such discussions taking place. I wonder why that might be. old 
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Re: Women's Brains? - POLL -
12-09-2006, 09:04 AM
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Hmm......how odd. I honestly can't seem to remember such discussions taking place. I wonder why that might be. old |
Because you are a bear of very little brain and big words confuse you.
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Re: Women's Brains? - POLL -
12-09-2006, 10:59 PM
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Oh, that is disgusting!
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Haha! That's not what I implied, Al. Sadly, that's just the first thing your dirty, little brain thinks of. I meant get on my account.
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Re: Women's Brains? - POLL -
12-10-2006, 03:57 AM
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Because you are a bear of very little brain and big words confuse you.
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I find your afore-mentioned utterances to be both preposterous and absurd, not to mention a prevarication, Pastor Al. 
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Haha! That's not what I implied, Al. Sadly, that's just the first thing your dirty, little brain thinks of. I meant get on my account.
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Just a suggestion....you may consider using the words 'post with my account'.....nice and innuendo free.
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Re: Women's Brains? - POLL -
12-10-2006, 04:30 AM
It would seem that Ms. Hell-slinger has found a thesaurus in her gutter!
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Re: Women's Brains? - POLL -
02-13-2007, 08:21 AM
Women and men are equal. Grow up. Want proof? Well... If you can't see all the women doing "men's jobs" just as good, if not better than a man, then you are blind.
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Re: Women's Brains? - POLL -
02-13-2007, 09:07 PM
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Women and men are equal. Grow up. Want proof? Well... If you can't see all the women doing "men's jobs" just as good, if not better than a man, then you are blind.
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Call me blind then. Even in a country as polluted by feminazism as England, women still only earn 75% of what men do. Why? Because they're worth it. If they were as good as men, they'd no doubt earn the same; but they're paid less, because they're not as good. Case closed.
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Re: Women's Brains? - POLL -
02-13-2007, 10:34 PM
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Call me blind then. Even in a country as polluted by feminazism as England, women still only earn 75% of what men do. Why? Because they're worth it. If they were as good as men, they'd no doubt earn the same; but they're paid less, because they're not as good. Case closed. |
Or because male employers are sexist.
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Re: Women's Brains? - POLL -
03-06-2007, 01:00 AM
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Christian womanly duties? Let me guess what those are... This is one of the many reasons why I despise Christianity.
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Landover is enough to make one despise Xtianity. These "people" are crazy.
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D*** Three minutes isn't even decent four play for my Loving husband and myself, Gawd I love being PAGAN.
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Jesus can go **** himself (because god only knows that no woman would want to screw that sexist pig anyway) I'm saying that women need to stand up for themselves instead of listening to mormons like you bitch about their pathetic sex life.
Exodus 20:14 "Thou shalt not commit adultery"
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Actually, some of the best cooks in the world are men. And they do cook for their wives. How nice of them. We're past that age where women stay home and men go out to work. They can if they want, but women have a much bigger role in life than to just cook and clean.
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I love it when my husband cooks for me, He's an AWESOME cook. We both work outside the home and we SHARE the household chores and caring for OUR offspring. We love it, That neither one of us do it all. Too bad Landover can't see those benifits. 50/50 split We share the check book and paying bills as well, As a matter of fact I'm better at balancing our budget than he is.
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Re: Women's Brains? - POLL -
03-06-2007, 01:43 AM
I'm telling they aren't good at all at nothing
oops ...I was thinking that you were talking about fanatics "true" christians
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Re: Women's Brains? - POLL -
03-06-2007, 02:04 AM
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Originally Posted by WiccanCouple6
I love it when my husband cooks for me, He's an AWESOME cook. We both work outside the home and we SHARE the household chores and caring for OUR offspring. We love it, That neither one of us do it all. Too bad Landover can't see those benifits. 50/50 split We share the check book and paying bills as well, As a matter of fact I'm better at balancing our budget than he is.
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Well the news that your husband is a limp-wristed nancyboy is hardly a surprise. It is obvious to any True Christian™ that you have no Godly man to tell you what to do. Your entire family is hellbound. Won't you accept Jesus now?
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Re: Women's Brains? - POLL -
03-06-2007, 02:53 AM
Actually, her family sounds perfectly harmonious to me 
'Tis the same in my family, my father does most of the cooking, mom takes care of gardening duties. 
As for me, I'm the lazy twit in the family 
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Re: Women's Brains? - POLL -
03-06-2007, 03:02 AM
Wow, this is sooo sexist. I expected better from you people, I'm dissappointed.
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Re: Women's Brains? - POLL -
03-06-2007, 05:14 AM
There is no such thing as sexism. Read the Bible or don't bother coming back here you little terrorist.
Matthew 13:41-43 The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth. Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.
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Re: Women's Brains? - POLL -
03-06-2007, 07:15 PM
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Actually, her family sounds perfectly harmonious to me
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And look how you turned out. Proof that feminazism wrecks families and creates unspeakably twisted offspring.
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Wow, this is sooo sexist. I expected better from you people, I'm dissappointed.
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And what did you base your expectations on? Certainly not the Bible.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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