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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 06-18-2013, 08:28 PM

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From where do you get that idea, dear? That's contrary to what God has determined marriage should be, and we know God's Ways are Perfect (Psalm 18:30).
I don't know Gods accurate opinion on it but this system does seem to be the one that works. Like i said before, the top cause of divorce is the inability to communicate. This system that I describe is not only the most common one, it also allows much more communication between the husband and wife than the one described here.

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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 06-18-2013, 08:35 PM

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I don't know Gods accurate opinion on it but this system does seem to be the one that works.
Not according to couples who make it work for the long run.

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Like i said before, the top cause of divorce is the inability to communicate. This system that I describe is not only the most common one, it also allows much more communication between the husband and wife than the one described here.

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No dear, the top cause of divorce is the inability to recognize and fulfill one's God-given duties (1 Corinthians 11:3).


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 06-18-2013, 08:55 PM

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Not according to couples who make it work for the long run.

No dear, the top cause of divorce is the inability to recognize and fulfill one's God-given duties (1 Corinthians 11:3).
Top10stop.com says that number 1 is infidelity and number 2 is communication, religious issues actually are number 7.

YourTango.com says number one is misinformation, something that could be fixed with more communication.

Divorce.lovetoknow puts lack of communication at number 4 but abuse is right under it at number 5.

Divorce.com puts it at number 2 right under financial problems.

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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 06-18-2013, 09:01 PM

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Top10stop.com says that number 1 is infidelity and number 2 is communication, religious issues actually are number 7.

YourTango.com says number one is misinformation, something that could be fixed with more communication.

Divorce.lovetoknow puts lack of communication at number 4 but abuse is right under it at number 5.

Divorce.com puts it at number 2 right under financial problems.

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So?

Friend, none of these have the God's Honest Truth© contained in their words.

Stop fighting it. That little tug you feel in your conscience? That's your soul reaching out for God.

It's not too late, dear. Open the door for Him.



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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 06-18-2013, 10:49 PM

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Top10stop.com says that number 1 is infidelity and number 2 is communication, religious issues actually are number 7.

YourTango.com says number one is misinformation, something that could be fixed with more communication.

Divorce.lovetoknow puts lack of communication at number 4 but abuse is right under it at number 5.

Divorce.com puts it at number 2 right under financial problems.

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You prove to us how fallible these secular groups are. Why none of them can even agree on the numbers! What more proof do you need that God got it right?


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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 06-20-2013, 03:25 AM

I came across this article, obversely the author one Brandy Zadrozny is some sort of femi-nazi.

Spanking for Jesus: Inside the Unholy World of ‘Christian Domestic Discipline’

Surly the title should read:
Spanking for Jesus: Inside the HOLY World of ‘Christian Domestic Discipline’

It contains rubbish like this..

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Jim Alsdurf, a forensic psychologist who evaluates and treats sexual psychopaths and is the author of a book on abuse in Christian homes, says CDD isn’t about religion—it’s an outlet for emotionally disturbed men with intimacy deficits.

“No fool in his right mind would buy this as a legitimate way to have a relationship,” Alsdurf says. “A relationship that infantilizes a woman is one that clearly draws a more pathological group of people.”
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“It’s sick,” says Wendy Dickson, who runs an emergency shelter for women and children fleeing abusive homes in Evanston, Illinois. Women who receive beatings in the name God, she says, are no different than the women she sees every day in her shelter.


2 Corinthians 5:17 Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.

On the one side, we shall be traduced by Popish Persons at home or abroad, who therefore will malign us, because we are poor instruments to make God's holy Truth to be yet more and more known unto the people, whom they desire still to keep in ignorance and darkness; or if, on the other side, we shall be maligned by self-conceited Brethren, who run their own ways, and give liking unto nothing, but what is framed by themselves, and hammered on their anvil; we may rest secure, supported within by truth and innocency of a good conscience, having walked the ways of simplicity and integrity, as before the Lord.
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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 06-20-2013, 04:40 AM

Callie Beusman another Femi-Nazi

'Spanking for Jesus' Is Exactly as piffleed Up as It Sounds

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Christian Domestic Discipline, or CDD as its adherents call it, is a movement that seeks to carry out God's will. Which specific plan of God's? Oh, you know, just that all women obey their husbands fastidiously — a dynamic that CDD thinks is best maintained through doling out out corporal punishments. Its few thousand practitioners, however, claim that it's not domestic abuse.


2 Corinthians 5:17 Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.

On the one side, we shall be traduced by Popish Persons at home or abroad, who therefore will malign us, because we are poor instruments to make God's holy Truth to be yet more and more known unto the people, whom they desire still to keep in ignorance and darkness; or if, on the other side, we shall be maligned by self-conceited Brethren, who run their own ways, and give liking unto nothing, but what is framed by themselves, and hammered on their anvil; we may rest secure, supported within by truth and innocency of a good conscience, having walked the ways of simplicity and integrity, as before the Lord.
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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 06-21-2013, 10:49 AM

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That's nice, dear, but this section is for the men folk. Say, why not introduce yourself HERE so we can greet you properly! You can read all kinds of helpful information ON THIS THREAD for newcomers like yourself. If you’d like to share your opinion, kindly provide the Scriptural Support where we can see how wonderfully God said it first. Finally, your rights on our forum can be found HERE.

Hello. Thank you for welcoming me. I did see this board was for the men folk. It was the only thread that related to my situation though. I was thinking about the subject of spanking and stumbled upon it online.

Please pray that I find a man like the ones here. I want to be loved by a man of God. A loving man. That's hard to find.
The woman who gave me that spanking was a pastors wife. I failed to mention that in my initial post.

I did learn my lesson and hope I'm never spanked again. I do believe women should be submissive to their man.

If I misbehave, then I hope I'm soundly spanked if not paddled for that. I think that would be better than a divorce!!!

Even though this is for men. I thought having a woman to back up their statements would be helpful.
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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 06-21-2013, 06:29 PM

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Hello. Thank you for welcoming me. I did see this board was for the men folk. It was the only thread that related to my situation though. I was thinking about the subject of spanking and stumbled upon it online.

Please pray that I find a man like the ones here. I want to be loved by a man of God. A loving man. That's hard to find.
The woman who gave me that spanking was a pastors wife. I failed to mention that in my initial post.

I did learn my lesson and hope I'm never spanked again. I do believe women should be submissive to their man.

If I misbehave, then I hope I'm soundly spanked if not paddled for that. I think that would be better than a divorce!!!

Even though this is for men. I thought having a woman to back up their statements would be helpful.
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 06-21-2013, 07:40 PM

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Amen Brother Elmer. The divorce rate in God's country has been an embarrassment for many decades now. Landover University has devoted some advanced study to the subject of Domestic Discipline. Spankings are necessary to punish or discourage nascent feminine misbehavior, provide a reminder of the woman's responsibilities, and enhance feminine submission. Where serious infraction occur, a full-fledged punishment spanking, where she is scolded, stripped and spanked to tears, is necessary for correction. Often times only a minor disciplinary session is required to correct minor examples of feminine misbehavior without having to go through the entire, lengthy process of a punishment spanking. Husbands should also establish a regular Maintenance Discipline schedule where she is given reminder spankings at set intervals to remind her of her obedience duties, the corrective authority of her husband, and other responsibilities as a female. And lastly there is Preemptive Discipline, which is to be given when there are early warning signs of incipient feminine misbehavior. These ultimately spare women from the pain of undergoing the more extensive punishment spanking and contribute to her personal development.






my marriage ended cause of my behaviour i wish i would of been spanked and learned some discipline or find some one to teach me how i should be and not let me get a way with acting like a loose woman doing as i pleased i was wrong and wish someone could change me
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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 06-21-2013, 08:00 PM

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my marriage ended cause of my behaviour i wish i would of been spanked and learned some discipline or find some one to teach me how i should be and not let me get a way with acting like a loose woman doing as i pleased i was wrong and wish someone could change me
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 06-30-2013, 09:28 PM

Why do I spank my wife?

It gives the wife direction, drive, something to achieve. They don't have it otherwise. I'm not home everyday, working in the field. I believe the best women are spanked twice a day for maintenance reasons. I wish I could do it to my wife. Reduces punishment spanking a lot.
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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 04-29-2014, 10:10 PM

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Just have to say that I LOVE this thread! Spanking is one of the tools I believe God has truly blessed men with, they do it so well, they really know how to get a gal to wake up and bake the pie already! Only I've never felt the sting of a 7 iron, I think this would enliven our evening devotional time and I do wish to bring it up with my better half tomorrow.
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Is evening devotional time like christian talk for sex???
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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 04-29-2014, 10:23 PM

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If she is obedient to you and she loves the Lord, then there shouldn't be any problem.

My wife already knew how to read when we met, but there's no problem with that, because all she reads is the Bible, the Crosswalk newsletter, Southern Living magazine, and various cookbooks.

If you fiance registers to vote, she should do like all good Christian wives do and hand her absentee ballot over to you to fill out.

At my local church, we go one step further. On the Sunday before election day, all of our members turn in their absentee ballots along with their tithes into the collection plate, and the Deacons and I spend all night filling them out.

Pastor Billy-Reuben
LOL, Democracy is given a whole new meaning. I don't mind the spanking, but the spanking not being sexual irritates me. Are you sure you all aren't humping some tight anus-ed blonde man on the side, cause it sure sounds like it.
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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 04-30-2014, 03:31 AM

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LOL, Democracy is given a whole new meaning. I don't mind the spanking, but the spanking not being sexual irritates me. Are you sure you all aren't humping some tight anus-ed blonde man on the side, cause it sure sounds like it.
Dear Loud-Mouthed Pervert;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and shooting the marijuana to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

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Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 05-02-2014, 12:37 AM

Dear True Christian Men of LBC, My husband (Baptist Bob) asked me to share a picture of the "love paddle" he uses when correcting me. We call it the "love paddle" because we know that God (and husbands) discipline us because they love us, as the following verses tell us.
Proverbs 3:11-12
My son, despise not the chastening of the Lord;
neither be weary of his correction:
for whom the Lord loveth he correcteth;
even as a father the son in whom he delighteth.
Proverbs 12:1
Whoso loveth instruction loveth knowledge:
but he that hateth reproof is brutish.
Hebrews 12:5-6
And ye have forgotten the exhortation which speaketh unto you as unto children, My son, despise not thou the chastening of the Lord, nor faint when thou art rebuked of him: for whom the Lord loveth he chasteneth, and scourgeth every son whom he receiveth.
Job 5:17
Behold, happy is the man whom God correcteth:
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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 05-07-2014, 10:51 PM

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Dear True Christian Men of LBC, My husband (Baptist Bob) asked me to share a picture of the "love paddle" he uses when correcting me. We call it the "love paddle" because we know that God (and husbands) discipline us because they love us, as the following verses tell us.
Proverbs 3:11-12
My son, despise not the chastening of the Lord;
neither be weary of his correction:
for whom the Lord loveth he correcteth;
even as a father the son in whom he delighteth.
Proverbs 12:1
Whoso loveth instruction loveth knowledge:
but he that hateth reproof is brutish.
Hebrews 12:5-6
And ye have forgotten the exhortation which speaketh unto you as unto children, My son, despise not thou the chastening of the Lord, nor faint when thou art rebuked of him: for whom the Lord loveth he chasteneth, and scourgeth every son whom he receiveth.
Job 5:17
Behold, happy is the man whom God correcteth:
therefore despise not thou the chastening of the Almighty


 
 

 My husband decides somethings he can just solve by talking it out. But if I do something really bad like back talk or anything like that I get a back hand. But if I burn the steak because I got distracted by cleaning or the Bible I don't get in trouble.
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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 05-08-2014, 01:15 AM

As a practitioner of Christian Domestic Discipline, I not only spank my wife, but have introduced the household staff and my secretary to its many righteous joys as well. Things run so much smoother when a man asserts his Godly right to maintain domestic order.


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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 07-11-2014, 03:00 PM

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Folks, my heart really goes out to pro golfer John Daly. His spoiled wife attacked him with a knife right before a golf tournament. Imagine the shame of showing up at the green with red marks on your face.

No doubt, Daly's wife is to blame for his poor performance (on and off the green). But Daly is to blame for not disciplining his wife according to Biblical standards.

Daly's autobiography, "My Life In & Out of the Rough" details his lack of discipline in a chapter devoted to his three former wives that was titled, "All My Exes Wear Rolexes."

Let this tragedy remind all that our Lord Jesus Christ weeps when we don't properly discipline our wives. Next time you're over par at the course, try giving HER a few swats . . . it'll improve your swing.
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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 07-22-2014, 05:42 PM

Women Need Spanking

daily, they must be beaten.if not they are going to play the boss

whether they are going to be the slut ,
and they will no longer read the Bible ,so you have to beat your wife every day
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