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Default Re: A few questions... - 11-02-2010, 07:22 PM
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That is not your Aunt Ruth. That is Aleister Crowley, the father of modern Satanism. I'm surprised you would not know that.
No, it´s my aunt Ruth. You must be wrong. Do you like to dance the fandango just like Freddy Mercury?

Seriously, it´s my aunt. Her name is not Alistair. You are being bad to me
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Smile Re: A few questions... - 11-02-2010, 07:28 PM
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No, it´s my aunt Ruth. You must be wrong. Do you like to dance the fandango just like Freddy Mercury?

Seriously, it´s my aunt. Her name is not Alistair. You are being bad to me
You seem familiar... you related to the Kreebs? I knew a Maynard G. Kreebs year ago. You could be his spitting image!
They were from Portugal though, near Vila Nova De Gaia, so I could be wrong.

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: A few questions... - 11-02-2010, 07:41 PM
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No, it´s my aunt Ruth. You must be wrong. Do you like to dance the fandango just like Freddy Mercury?
Freddy Mercury has been dead for well over a decade. He isn't dancing or liking much of anything these days.

At Judgment, he will be dancing in God's Lake of Fire for all eternity, desperately trying to crawl over other damned souls in a vain effort to escape the torture. Would you like to join him, or would you rather be Saved?

Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Default Re: A few questions... - 11-05-2010, 06:13 PM
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You seem familiar... you related to the Kreebs? I knew a Maynard G. Kreebs year ago. You could be his spitting image!
They were from Portugal though, near Vila Nova De Gaia, so I could be wrong.

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he knows where i live..uhuhuhuh. LOLOLOLOLOL:thumbsup :
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Default Re: A few questions... - 11-05-2010, 06:32 PM
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Wizards don't exist.
and I have read the bible a few times, a fantastic work of fiction. Especially the book of revelations
YOu seem to desperately want us to believe this. Are YOU a Wizard?
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