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Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!! -
12-23-2012, 04:16 PM
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There you go with the stupid questions again. Did you even bother trying to read the thread before posting that? Or did you just read the title and see it as another opportunity to show your ignorance?
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I red it just do not understand-Whay would you want to kill somebody
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Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!! -
12-23-2012, 04:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Ines Leko
Whay would you want to kill somebody
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What I (or anyone else for that matter) want is completely and utterly irrelevant.
All that matters is what God commands!
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!! -
12-23-2012, 04:27 PM
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What I (or anyone else for that matter) want is completely and utterly irrelevant.
All that matters is what God commands!
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Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!! -
06-01-2013, 03:49 PM
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I posted my doubts. Is that wrong?
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Yes it is. Brother Smyth will do anything he want's to do with your hellbound soul. You should be thanking him; not whining like a little girl. Waa, waa, waa. Look at me, I'm a girlie boy.
Just shutup, listen and learn. Christ WILL kill you.
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Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!! -
06-01-2013, 03:57 PM
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OK,understud
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Understud??? You're under a stud??? Excuse me while I puke.
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Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!! -
06-01-2013, 04:57 PM
Honestly, i have spoke to loads of people and none are as stupid and ignorant as some of the members on this forum. Honestly, why you guys limit yourself because of some real character known as "God" and a storybook probably created by some guy i'll never know...
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Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!! -
06-02-2013, 02:37 AM
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Honestly, i have spoke to loads of people and none are as stupid and ignorant as some of the members on this forum. Honestly, why you guys limit yourself because of some real character known as "God" and a storybook probably created by some guy i'll never know...
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Just because we are absolutely certain we know the truth, people like ZooterCooter criticize us.
It seems to me he would be much better off trying to understand what we know. What we know is that Jesus, not only loves us, but we are His handsdown favorite church. So, talk all you want. Just remember Jesus doesn't like you as much as He likes us.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!! -
02-24-2015, 02:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!!
No doubt your mood has been destroyed by something called " Gangnam Style". The filthy porn movie Obama used to seduce innocent young people into voting Him into raping America for four more years. After breaking two Bibles on my wive's head for failing to prevent this disaster from happening, it occurred to me we need a different approach here.
The problem, I realized, is that our youth no longer knows what God is about. Decades of relentless lies by fluffy bunny Christians ignoring 99% of the Holy Bible have completely corrupted God's image. Instead of the relentless killer of those who disobey or annoy Him True Christians™ know Him to be, many people nowadays believe Christ was a gentle gay vegetarian lover of everyone spending all his time handing out flowers and paying insanely high taxes to fund Obamacare. This false image has to be corrected!
1st Peter 2:13-17 and Romans 13:1-7 command us to obey secular laws. With Obama refusing to implement Biblical law in America, this means our youth does not get to see America the way God intended it in His Holy Bible! What would America look like if Obama would have lost the elections and a True Christian™ would implement Biblical law in America!? Godly laws instead of all the liberal nonsense laws we have nowadays that are only useful to wipe your behind with. Laws that make Jesus puke each and every day. Laws that are not even close to God's Holy commandments. Laws that have made America weak and our enemies strong. Laws that have sent our jobs to those Chinese cheaters.
Which ADULTS we are allowed to KILL ??? - BIBLE STYLE !!!- Gays (Leviticus 20:13)
- Sluts (Deuteronomy 22:20-21)
- Weather forecasters (Leviticus 20:27)
- Sex maniacs, a.k.a. democrats (Leviticus 20:10, Leviticus 21:9)
- People who refuse to listen to their Pastor (Deuteronomy 17:12)
- Everyone who isn't a True Christian™ (Exodus 22:19, 2 Chronicles 15:12-13, Zechariah 13:3, Deuteronomy 13:7-12, Deuteronomy 17:2-5)
No more annoying weather forecasters - BIBLE STYLE:
Which CHILDREN we are allowed to KILL ??? - BIBLE STYLE !!!- Annoying children (2 Kings 2:23-24)
- Curious children (1 Samuel 6:19-20)
- Children who hit their parents (Exodus 21:15)
- Every child whose parents have sinned, ever (Isaiah 14:21)
- Children who curse at their parents (Proverbs 20:20, Leviticus 20:9)
No more annoying children - BIBLE STYLE:
HOW Can We Kill Them ??? - BIBLE STYLE !!!- Stone them to death (Deuteronomy 22:20-21)
- Burn them to death (1 Kings 18:36-40)
- First stone them near death, then burn them to death (Joshua 7:19-26) - BIBLE STYLE COMBO !!!
- Rape them, then stab them with a knife (Isaiah 13:15-18)
- For the children, have them eaten by wild animals (Leviticus 26:21-22)
- Throw them from large buildings (Jeremiah 51:20-26)
Stoning people to death would become fact, not fiction - BIBLE STYLE:
Our Future - BIBLE STYLE !!!
I am certain once our youth realizes that Biblical law would legally allow them to go on a killing spree - BIBLE STYLE - and allow them to rape and kill anyone who annoys God, they will never vote for a traitor like Obama again. Instead of wasting time on science, they would spend time killing scientists (Leviticus 20:27). Instead of having gays getting married, gays would be getting stoned to death (Leviticus 20:13). America would become a safe and prosperous place for our children once more! Our enemies would fear us and then we would kill them. All of them! Leaving only True Christians™ to enjoy the planet God made for us and for no one else. I cannot wait for this paradise to become a reality!
Killing ALL our enemies - BIBLE STYLE:
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Cranky old man you sir are cruel. The very idea doing this to people nether less children is sickening. I find it impossible for a God to do any of this. When I die for every child you even make bleed I will kill you. If there is such a thing as reincarnation I want to kill you in every life I have.
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Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!! -
02-24-2015, 02:41 PM
Fireburp, did you notice all those Bible verses Cranky Old Man cited? He's just telling you what's in the Bible, my friend.
Tell me, do you believe the Bible is true, and should be followed?
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Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!! -
02-24-2015, 05:41 PM
You should drown them in holy water
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Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!! -
02-24-2015, 05:45 PM
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You should drown them in holy water
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Holy water?
There are no papists here, friend.
Yours in Christ (NOT MARY),
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Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!! -
02-24-2015, 05:52 PM
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You should drown them in holy water
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You mean Fecal Water?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!! -
02-24-2015, 06:53 PM
Dead babies are Gods Chosen Ones. These are individuals, hand picked by Our Creator. They are not forced to live ong and pointless lives. The get fast tracked to Judgment Day™.
I pray that God would of selected more of my own kids though I am merely a True Christian™ and His Perfect Will® is my Salvation.
My wife Mrs. Hutchins, has saved the body (after the soul is gone, if any) of all our children that were small enough to fit in a pickle jar. There are all on a shelf in the basement in a solution of her own homemade vinegar (won the state fair three times, Blue ribbon).
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!! -
02-24-2015, 11:31 PM
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Fireburp, did you notice all those Bible verses Cranky Old Man cited? He's just telling you what's in the Bible, my friend.
Tell me, do you believe the Bible is true, and should be followed?
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Absolutely not. The bible is a book that should never be considered 100% true. I think the bible should at least should be considered for its morals nothing more.
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Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!! -
02-24-2015, 11:47 PM
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...I think the bible should at least should be considered for its morals nothing more.
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But just the ones that you agree with, right?
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Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!! -
02-25-2015, 12:01 AM
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Absolutely not. The bible is a book that should never be considered 100% true. I think the bible should at least should be considered for its morals nothing more.
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Are you suggesting that the Bible verses Cranky Old Man listed are somehow not consistent with the Bible's morals?
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Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!! -
02-25-2015, 12:24 AM
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Absolutely not. The bible is a book that should never be considered 100% true. I think the bible should at least should be considered for its morals nothing more.
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Either the Bible is a 100% true and accurate set of rules and moral guidelines, or else it is a poorly written, terribly edited piece of fiction. One cannot be a Christian while believing anything other than the former.
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!! -
02-25-2015, 12:27 AM
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Cranky old man you sir are cruel. The very idea doing this to people nether less children is sickening.
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Please don't get overly excited, sweetie. Yor English becomes very difficult to understand when you're agitated.
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I find it impossible for a God to do any of this.
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Probably because you're only a human, and He is God. Of course He can do things which you deem impossible. Duh.
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When I die for every child you even make bleed I will kill you.
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What in the world does that even mean?
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If there is such a thing as reincarnation I want to kill you in every life I have.
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The Bible tells us that we have only one life to live. Besides, even if reincarnation was real, you wouldn't remember your past life in the next one, would ya?
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Absolutely not. The bible is a book that should never be considered 100% true. I think the bible should at least should be considered for its morals nothing more.
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Newsflash, sweetie: killing babies and pregnant women is considered moral according to the Bible.
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Re: How to Kill All Annoying People - BIBLE STYLE !!! -
02-25-2015, 04:49 AM
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Absolutely not. The bible is a book that should never be considered 100% true. I think the bible should at least should be considered for its morals nothing more.
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First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.
Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.
Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .
If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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