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Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 05-21-2013, 10:02 PM

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Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 05-22-2013, 02:18 AM

So not only do they murder babies, eat crocodiles, speak English worse than the English do, point giant knives at tourists, steal children, ride around on kangaroos without consent, practice Communism, play with crickets and force men to marry each other, then make them divorce, but their Chinawoman-run government flat out says it hates God, too.

Coming from the country that gave us Hitler, I think the Lord has every reason to visit divine retribution upon these wicked, wicked people, and pray it comes soon!


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Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 12-31-2013, 06:40 PM

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So not only do they murder babies, eat crocodiles, speak English worse than the English do, point giant knives at tourists, steal children, ride around on kangaroos without consent, practice Communism, play with crickets and force men to marry each other, then make them divorce, but their Chinawoman-run government flat out says it hates God, too.

And they cheat too. Everyone else waits for the clock to say twelve midnight, before celebrating the New Year. Why do Australians feel the need to jump the gun and start before everyone else?


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Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 12-31-2013, 10:50 PM

In a way, our clocks being wrong is good. It means the rapture will come to Australia about 14 hours earlier than the USA.
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Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 01-01-2014, 08:41 AM

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In a way, our clocks being wrong is good. It means the rapture will come to Australia about 14 hours earlier than the USA.
You think the rapture is coming to Australia? Really?


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Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 01-01-2014, 08:48 AM

Now, now. Just because your country can't play cricket is no reason to put down your betters!
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Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 01-01-2014, 08:24 PM

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Now, now. Just because your country can't play cricket is no reason to put down your betters!
You play with bugs in Austria? I thought you ate them.


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Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 01-03-2014, 12:27 AM

One of the most pervasive aspects of gaydom in Australia is an ice-cream. One of the most popular ice-creams in the country that can be purchased from any corner store. One that children and adults alike, love to eat. Its name is "Golden Gaytime".


From the advertising blurb:
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The first Gaytime took Australia by storm in 1959, and it soon became a staple of the Swinging Sixties. But as Flower Power made way for flares and disco, a bright spark at Street’s HQ decided he could make Gaytime even more golden. The combination of a toffee and vanilla-flavoured centre, dipped in a scrumptious choc coating and covered in crunchy biscuit pieces, has proved to be truly timeless. No wonder it’s so hard to have a Gaytime on your own!



Is it any wonder that Australians are nearly all gay? I've heard that if you eat one of these, you turn into a gay. I've never had one, although my ex-husband used to eat them all the time.


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Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 01-03-2014, 01:08 AM

Some of my family is Australian, and i take HUGE offense to this. I thought the other forums were bad, but this is too far. Just because you don't like Australia doesn't give any right whatsoever to say this kind of stuff.


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Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 01-03-2014, 01:12 AM

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Some of my family is Australian, and i take HUGE offense to this. I thought the other forums were bad, but this is too far. Just because you don't like Australia doesn't give any right whatsoever to say this kind of stuff.
We've actually been to your filthy rock, so we know all about it. Don't play innocent, boy.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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We've actually been to your filthy rock, so we know all about it. Don't play innocent, boy.


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Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 01-03-2014, 02:46 AM


I am from Australia. Not just my family, but me!
And do you hear me whinging and complaining like a 12 year old girl?
Off you go clopping with your cartoon pony then. I can't imagine any real girl would be interested in you, until you grow up a bit.
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I am from Australia. Not just my family, but me!
And do you hear me whinging and complaining like a 12 year old girl?
Off you go clopping with your cartoon pony then. I can't imagine any real girl would be interested in you, until you grow up a bit.
Cute. I'm 16, and 3 girls keep asking me out. Thanks to that show, i have made many new friends.


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If not, STFU. Thanks.


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Cute. I'm 16, and 3 girls keep asking me out. Thanks to that show, i have made many new friends.
Underage then? The rules here state that you have to be 18.
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Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 01-03-2014, 02:16 PM

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Cute. I'm 16, and 3 girls keep asking me out. Thanks to that show, i have made many new friends.
This is a Christian forum, I don't think anyone is interested in the base fornication that you are planning in taking part in.

Why don't you start to praise God??
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Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 01-03-2014, 05:17 PM

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This is a Christian forum, I don't think anyone is interested in the base fornication that you are planning in taking part in.

Why don't you start to praise God??
If i started to praise God, after you guys told me to, i would be giving into the Devil, as you are tempting me the same way as Jesus was tempted during Lent.


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Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 01-03-2014, 05:35 PM

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If i started to praise God, after you guys told me to, i would be giving into the Devil, as you are tempting me the same way as Jesus was tempted during Lent.
Seriously? By tempting you to actually read and believe the Holy Bible?



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Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 10-12-2014, 11:15 AM

It's true. My country, Australia, is indeed the Sodom of the South. I pray for Australia's Salvation© from its sinful waysevery day, but so far my prayers have gone unheeded. We Australians are really in God's bad books!
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Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 10-12-2014, 12:26 PM

Australia is a very sad place. Over 25% of Australians are atheist (compared with 6% of Americans). Only 8% attend church at least monthly, and that includes papists, anglicans all the other false religions. So 92% don't! In the US, 42% attend some sort of church weekly.

While in the US, 42% believe in Creationism in the last 6000 years, and only 19% believe in evilution, in Australia a mere 9% believe in Creationism and a whopping 70% adhere to the false theory of evilution. Is it any wonder that Ken Ham migrated to the Godly USA?


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