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Default Re: Yet more PROOF that "rape victims" are NOT dirty whores - 05-11-2012, 03:27 PM
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Probably referring to Matthew 7:1 - 5

Jesus never said not to judge, he simply warned that if you do judge someone, then God will in turn judge you in the same manner that you judged that person.

He also warns that you should not judge the least of your brother's sins until you have cleaned yourself of your greatest sin.
Which we, as True Christians™ have of course done. It's rare a new person gets it straight away. Why not introduce yourself.


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Default Re: Yet more PROOF that "rape victims" are NOT dirty whores - 05-11-2012, 06:20 PM
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When I see movies with judgemental foot washing baptists I didn't think that they actually existed.
You don't even believe what you can see with your own eyes?
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Default Re: Yet more PROOF that "rape victims" are NOT dirty whores - 05-11-2012, 08:40 PM
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Which we, as True Christians™ have of course done. It's rare a new person gets it straight away. Why not introduce yourself.
Well. Reading and understanding God's word is hardly rocket science. I don't see why more people can't just read and accept His word without trying to twist it around for their own personal profit.
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Default Re: Yet more PROOF that "rape victims" are NOT dirty whores - 05-11-2012, 11:55 PM
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Probably referring to Matthew 7:1 - 5

Jesus never said not to judge, he simply warned that if you do judge someone, then God will in turn judge you in the same manner that you judged that person.

He also warns that you should not judge the least of your brother's sins until you have cleaned yourself of your greatest sin.
It is quite common for false "christians" to twist Jesus' words to suit your own vain imaginings of what you would like for the Bible to say. Misuse and distortion of Matthew 7:1-5 is so common, in fact, that Rev. Osborne's sermon on the matter is stickied in the Teaching His Word subforum. It is essential reading for all who would seek His face:
The Most MISUNDERSTOOD Passage in All the Bible (Matthew 7:1-5)

II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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Default Re: Yet more PROOF that "rape victims" are NOT dirty whores - 05-12-2012, 01:41 AM
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Well. Reading and understanding God's word is hardly rocket science. I don't see why more people can't just read and accept His word without trying to twist it around for their own personal profit.

Kind of like YOU are doing????

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Default Re: Yet more PROOF that "rape victims" are NOT dirty whores - 05-12-2012, 03:49 AM
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Well. Reading and understanding God's word is hardly rocket science. I don't see why more people can't just read and accept His word without trying to twist it around for their own personal profit.
Indeed! It's disgusting.

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Default Re: Yet more PROOF that "rape victims" are actually dirty whores - 05-21-2012, 11:21 PM
Tachi--I appreciate your insightful, calm questions. I admire your ability not to snap at some of the things these... people... are throwing your way.
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Default Re: Yet more PROOF that "rape victims" are NOT dirty whores - 05-21-2012, 11:31 PM
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Is this whole website some kind of sick joke? If so you are not doing God any favours
If this is not a joke! How dare you say such things! You are the type of "Christians" that non Christians HATE. The way you are acting is not how the bible tells us to act.


You are being the biggest hypocrites. Seriously? Telling someone not to swear and then swearing? Can you see yourselves, and how judgmental you are being. Surely you must know the word if God enough to know that: only the LORD can judge us.



When I see movies with judgemental foot washing baptists I didn't think that they actually existed. I am not going to say anything like "you are not going to heaven" because that would just lower me to you level.
Ditto... I've ben reading though this site all day and my jaw is on the floor (better close it before some guy sees that as an invite...)

Just... thank you... I think these people need really help... seriously, it's like they've been brainwashed. I don't for a second think I can actually change any of those that are so far right they've lost sight of reality, but hey... if anyone wants help, pm me.
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Ditto... I've ben reading though this site all day and my jaw is on the floor (better close it before some guy sees that as an invite...)

Just... thank you... I think these people need really help... seriously, it's like they've been brainwashed. I don't for a second think I can actually change any of those that are so far right they've lost sight of reality, but hey... if anyone wants help, pm me.
This isn't a gay pickup joint, buddy. This is a Christian church's discussion forum.

Since you hate God and ignore His Law, why are you here? To mock His People?

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Default Re: Yet more PROOF that "rape victims" are actually dirty whores - 05-22-2012, 06:37 PM
I couldnt agree with you more fellow brother in Christ, rape victims never seem to help themselves as the rape occurs, you would expect some sort of retaliation
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I couldnt agree with you more fellow brother in Christ...
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Default Re: Yet more PROOF that "rape victims" are actually dirty whores - 05-25-2012, 01:47 AM
i would praise a women before i praised your god i would suffer torment for eternity before i neel to your filthy twisted religion
women are nothing but utter beauty the master peace to this world
men are nothing but sick twisted lustfull dogs who cant think with the right head
exceptions of course (me and most people who arent syco/christian)
anyone who disagrees is nothing but trash who feels bigger hitting a women
any women who disagrees seeks the aproval of her fellow friends but know in there hearts they are so much more. Everyone is equal if they be black or white EQUAL short or tall EQUAL GAY! or straight EQUAL
as long as this religion haunts our earth it will fall apart and wars will continue
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men are nothing but sick twisted lustfull dogs who cant think with the right head
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exceptions of course (me and most people who arent syco/christian)

These do not work together. Please pick one of three mutually exclusive positions and stick with it.

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Default Re: Yet more PROOF that "rape victims" are actually dirty whores - 05-25-2012, 02:16 AM
I meant as people we are equal but as far as this disease known as christianity its nothing but hate and disgust
what iv seen on this site : people selling there daughters for sex slaves
people puting women down/saying they are objects. People talking about MUDERING gays and how they could do so. Have i seen one post on how can we make the world a better place? would anyone want to help start a fund to clean up the planet?. Going and helping thos in need by showing them a way?
none of this i thought your god tought you to love and not to judge
as an officer just out of PC i know you a sheriff know this is wrong
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Default Re: Yet more PROOF that "rape victims" are actually dirty whores - 05-25-2012, 02:26 AM
i guess i just dont understand when im burning in hell for eternity i prolly still wont understand
ill just kick back in my hammik with sun glass's on listing to stair way to heaven watching you guys frolic around like the sheep you are
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Default Re: Yet more PROOF that "rape victims" are actually dirty whores - 05-25-2012, 02:26 AM
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what iv seen on this site : people selling there daughters for sex slaves
people puting women down/saying they are objects. People talking about MUDERING gays and how they could do so. Have i seen one post on how can we make the world a better place?

Yes, you have just described all the ways in which Christianity makes the world a better place. I don't see what the problem is, sir.

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We don't kill gays here. We simply vote for the politicians who will kill them for us.

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Default Re: Yet more PROOF that "rape victims" are actually dirty whores - 05-25-2012, 02:41 AM
why cant everyone just get along dont you guys belive in peace???
as a spiritual satanist this is all im tought all we do is for the planet
spiritualy and phisicaly. You say your god is so perfect so loveing hes clearly not why cant you wake up do you honestly like to talk about people this way? treat a female like shes nothing but trash? as far as spiritual christianity isnt spiritual in anyway what so ever besides prayor when was the last time your god cared about you? last time a angel helped you with your problems? or tought you that being human is such a cherishable honor that you should use it and leave earth better then it was before you got there
i would honestly go to hell for the rest of eternity for true freedom.
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Default Re: Yet more PROOF that "rape victims" are actually dirty whores - 05-25-2012, 02:46 AM
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...treat a female like shes nothing but trash?...
But didn't you say:

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...people selling there daughters for sex slaves...
Who would pay for trash?

Pick a story and stick with it, k?

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