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How is it a war? -
12-25-2007, 07:23 PM
They're all just doing what they think is right, whether or not we think it's wrong. Besides, we kind of do LIVE in AMERICA. They won't limit us if we don't limit them or shove anything down their throats.
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Re: How is it a war? -
12-25-2007, 07:58 PM
The amazing thing about Matthew 5:42-44 (the user) is that each of his posts are more irrelevant than the last. I figure by the time his post count reaches the upper hundreds we will be seeing one word topics and once he is in the thousands we will start seeing one letter posts. By the time he reaches the upper thousands in posts, his posts will be so irrelevant that they will consume themselves like a black hole.
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Re: How is it a war? -
12-25-2007, 08:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Wash O'Hanley
The amazing thing about Matthew 5:42-44 (the user) is that each of his posts are more irrelevant that the last. I figure by the time his post count reaches the upper hundreds we will be seeing one word topics and once he is in the thousands we will start seeing one letter posts. By the time he reaches the upper thousands in posts, his posts will be so irrelevant that they will consume themselves like a black hole.
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Thank you for "Flaming" me, and thus affirming what I believe is true.
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Re: How is it a war? -
12-25-2007, 08:06 PM
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Thank you for "Flaming" me, and thus affirming what I believe is true.
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I assume "flaming" is some homosexual code word for "sticking a gerbil in my rectum" and I would like to state -once and for all- that I did nothing of the sort! Your lies and slander are not welcome here.
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12-25-2007, 08:08 PM
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I assume "flaming" is some homosexual code word for "sticking a gerbil in my rectum" and I would like to state -once and for all- that I did nothing of the sort! Your lies and slander are not welcome here.
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You certainly seem to know a lot about gay people and their supposed activities.
And No, Flaming does not mean that, though I'm sure that you wish it did. It means insulting, and it is merely internet slang.
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Re: How is it a war? -
12-25-2007, 08:15 PM
Such an ignoramus I have not seen in a Month of Sundays - JESUS!
And you come here to humble yourself, supposedly, by leaving one "t" out of the Godly Name of "Matthew" - ?
Go hence! Go into yon woods to Fornicate with some martyrs and satyrs, I suppose
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12-25-2007, 08:17 PM
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Such an ignoramus I have not seen in a Month of Sundays - JESUS!
And you come here to humble yourself, supposedly, by leaving one "t" out of the Godly Name of "Matthew" - ?
Go hence! Go into yon woods to Fornicate with some martyrs and satyrs, I suppose
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A Martyr, my dear mormon, is someone who dies for a religious cause. Jesus, anyone?
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Re: How is it a war? -
12-25-2007, 08:27 PM
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A Martyr, my dear mormon, is someone who dies for a religious cause. Jesus, anyone?
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Gack! Are you wearing MITTs instead of mittens this Season, my good fellow?
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12-25-2007, 08:28 PM
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Gack! Are you wearing MITTs instead of mittens this Season, my good fellow?
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No, since many people here believe that the Mormons are a crazy cult, I thought it might be a fitting insult.
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12-25-2007, 08:32 PM
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No, since many people here believe that the Mormons are a crazy cult, I thought it might be a fitting insult.
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I think they are as crazy as the "Flirty Fishies for Jesus" - although I DO have some good memories from that one
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12-25-2007, 08:35 PM
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I think they are as crazy as the "Flirty Fishies for Jesus" - although I DO have some good memories from that one
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Flirty Fishies for Jesus?
You have my full attention. What are "The Flirty Fishies for Jesus"?
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Re: How is it a war? -
12-25-2007, 08:45 PM
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Flirty Fishies for Jesus?
You have my full attention. What are "The Flirty Fishies for Jesus"?
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Well, they were a cult. Not a main-stream organized Religon like we Baptists are!) who promoted that their "women" would do everthing - including sexural relations - GAH! - to bring un$avED Men to JESUS.
Now! Will one of our Godly Pastors (Richly BlessED with Road Runner or something of the sort) please Sober Up quick and provide a link for this Man? I'd see this as "Preaching" and you know that we Ladies are not allowed to Preach!
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12-25-2007, 08:49 PM
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Well, they were a cult. Not a main-stream organized Religon like we Baptists are!) who promoted that their "women" would do everthing - including sexural relations - GAH! - to bring un$avED Men to JESUS.
Now! Will one of our Godly Pastors (Richly BlessED with Road Runner or something of the sort) please Sober Up quick and provide a link for this Man? I'd see this as "Preaching" and you know that we Ladies are not allowed to Preach!
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What about Mary Magdalene?
She was one of Christs closest followers / apostles.
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Re: How is it a war? -
12-25-2007, 09:04 PM
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What about Mary Magdalene?
She was one of Christs closest followers / apostles.
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Perhaps knowing the nature of you Men....perhaps you followed her more closely than she followed you!
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Re: How is it a war? -
12-26-2007, 12:49 AM
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What about Mary Magdalene?
She was one of Christs closest followers / apostles.
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What are you, a catlicker?
The only evidence for what you say comes from that papist book about Da Vinci. The Holy Bible does not support such nonsense. My guess is that she was Christ's cleaning servant and cook. Women do that kind of thing.
Now, do you have a point to make, or should I just ban you now?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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12-26-2007, 01:14 AM
Ban him!! Xmas Ban!!
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Re: How is it a war? -
12-26-2007, 06:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Mathew 5:42-44
They're all just doing what they think is right, whether or not we think it's wrong.
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Are you talking about the Jihadists?
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Originally Posted by Mathew 5:42-44
Thank you for "Flaming" me, and thus affirming what I believe is true.
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So, if the Godly Wash O'Hanley had said "what an excellent point, you're absolutely right", then everything you believe would become false? What kind of a backwards world are you living in?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: How is it a war? -
12-26-2007, 07:48 PM
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Are you talking about the Jihadists?
So, if the Godly Wash O'Hanley had said "what an excellent point, you're absolutely right", then everything you believe would become false? What kind of a backwards world are you living in?
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Denial is often the strongest form of affirmation.
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12-26-2007, 07:55 PM
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What are you, a catlicker?
The only evidence for what you say comes from that papist book about Da Vinci. The Holy Bible does not support such nonsense. My guess is that she was Christ's cleaning servant and cook. Women do that kind of thing.
Now, do you have a point to make, or should I just ban you now?
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Pardon me, But no.
Let me Quote scripture!
References to Mary of Magdalene During Jesus' Ministry
Luke 8:1-3: Afterward [Jesus] journeyed from one town and village to another, preaching and proclaiming the good news of the kingdom of God. Accompanying him were the Twelve and some women who had been cured of evil spirits and infirmities, Mary, called Magdalene, from whom seven demons had gone out, Joanna, the wife of Herod's steward Chuza, Susanna, and many others who provided for them out of their resources.
References to Mary of Magdalene During the Crucifixion
Mark 15:40: There were also some women looking on from a distance, among whom were Mary Magdalene, and Mary the mother of James the Less and Joses, and Salome.
Matthew 27:56: Among them was Mary Magdalene, and Mary the mother of James and Joseph, and the mother of the sons of Zebedee.
John 19:25: But standing by the cross of Jesus were His mother, and His mother's sister, Mary the wife of Clopas, and Mary Magdalene.
References to Mary of Magdalene After the Crucifixion
Mark 15:47: Mary Magdalene and Mary the mother of Joses were looking on to see where He was laid.
Matthew 27:61: And Mary Magdalene was there, and the other Mary, sitting opposite the grave.
Matthew 28:1: Now after the Sabbath, as it began to dawn toward the first day of the week, Mary Magdalene and the other Mary came to look at the grave.
Mark 16:1: When the Sabbath was over, Mary Magdalene, and Mary the mother of James, and Salome, bought spices, so that they might come and anoint Him.
References to Mary of Magdalene At the Resurrection
John 20:1: Now on the first day of the week Mary Magdalene came early to the tomb, while it was still dark, and saw the stone already taken away from the tomb.
Mark 16:9: Now after He had risen early on the first day of the week, He first appeared to Mary Magdalene, from whom He had cast out seven demons.
John 20:18: Mary Magdalene came, announcing to the disciples, "I have seen the Lord," and that He had said these things to her.
Luke 24: But at daybreak on the first day of the week [the women] took the spices they had prepared and went to the tomb. They found the stone rolled away from the tomb; but when they entered, they did not find the body of the Lord Jesus. While they were puzzling over this, behold, two men in dazzling garments appeared to them. They were terrified and bowed their faces to the ground. They said to them, "Why do you seek the living one among the dead?
He is not here, but he has been raised. Remember what he said to you while he was still in Galilee, that the Son of Man must be handed over to sinners and be crucified, and rise on the third day." And they remembered his words.
Then they returned from the tomb and announced all these things to the eleven and to all the others.
The women were Mary Magdalene, Joanna, and Mary the mother of James; the others who accompanied them also told this to the apostles, but their story seemed like nonsense and they did not believe them.
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Re: How is it a war? -
12-27-2007, 12:08 AM
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Pardon me, But no.
Let me Quote scripture!
References to Mary of Magdalene During Jesus' Ministry
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