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Re: Happy atheist day! -
04-17-2013, 09:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Eddie James
This statement illogical, asserting hell to atheists is an oxymormon
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I bet you think you're really clever, don't you, fag?
Allow me to prove why you are, in fact, going straight to hell:
1. It is trivial to see that, if God exists, He exists outside of spacetime. For the same reason, hell must be outside of spacetime to allow perpetually more atheists to be placed there (implied by the fact that hell is eternal and, therefore, may grow arbitrarily large).
2. You, meanwhile, assert that the existence of hell is contingent on the beliefs of atheists. This would directly imply that you believe humans, inside the confines of spacetime, may have an influence outside of it -- making you a psychic pagan retard.
3. God hates psychics, pagans and retards so, as soon as you die, you'll be burning in hell forever and ever!!
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Re: Happy atheist day! -
04-17-2013, 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Eddie James
This statement illogical, asserting hell to atheists is an oxymormon
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No it isn't. Asserting morals to atheists is, however.
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Happy atheist day! -
04-17-2013, 01:24 PM
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Originally Posted by SeekingEnlightenment
I bet you think you're really clever, don't you, fag?
Allow me to prove why you are, in fact, going straight to hell:
1. It is trivial to see that, if God exists, He exists outside of spacetime. For the same reason, hell must be outside of spacetime to allow perpetually more atheists to be placed there (implied by the fact that hell is eternal and, therefore, may grow arbitrarily large).
Trivial????? Hell? Eternity? Omniscience? Omnipotent? Suffering? Hardly trivial if you believe in it?
Of course God exists out of the space time continuum, it's outside realms of reality, all mythical beings unproven to man are there, and what you've managed to here is used speculative scientific hypothesis to explain the existence of your deity, doesn't sound all that sturdy to me.
2. You, meanwhile, assert that the existence of hell is contingent on the beliefs of atheists. This would directly imply that you believe humans, inside the confines of spacetime, may have an influence outside of it -- making you a psychic pagan retard.
First line should read, "you don't assert the existence of hell" that would have done fine
And the rest makes absolutely so sense whatsoever, as you misinterpret the position of atheists.
3. God hates psychics, pagans and retards so, as soon as you die, you'll be burning in hell forever and ever!!
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And how much do you think I care, about threats of hell? they're important to you, but a delusion to me.
And even by the smallest of chances, and I mean really small. That your right, look who's going to be down there, Hitchens, Einstein, all the scientist atheists, rock stars, porn stars, sluts, alcoholics, drug abusers. In some ways I'm a little disappointed its not real, as it has the potential to be one sick party.
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Re: Happy atheist day! -
04-17-2013, 01:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Eddie James
And how much do you think I care, about threats of hell? they're important to you, but a delusion to me.
And even by the smallest of chances, and I mean really small. That your right, look who's going to be down there, Hitchens, Einstein, all the scientist atheists, rock stars, porn stars, sluts, alcoholics, drug abusers. In some ways I'm a little disappointed its not real, as it has the potential to be one sick party.
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This is the Jesus-hating mindset that is always fascinating to me...the notion that "even if I'm wrong!" things are going to be OK.
First of all, by even admitting the possibility you concede the overall point. You already know you will accept Christ as your Savior given the chance: you will be the latest in a long line of people who, at the end, came to their senses.
Darwin.
Hitchens.
Einstein.
Vonnegut.
Sagan.
Roosevelt.
(etc. etc.)
All of these men lay on their deathbed screaming for Jesus to accept them into His Kingdom.
Why? Because they knew, owing to their familiarity with Scripture, that an eternity of peeling flesh would be unbearable.
I pray that you come to your senses before then. Your timing may be off.
YiC,
Zech
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Re: Happy atheist day! -
04-17-2013, 02:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Eddie James
but a delusion to me.
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Well yes friend, we are aware that you labor under some serious delusions.
1 Thessalonians
2:11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie: 2:12 That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.
Psalm 50:22 Now consider this, ye that forget God, lest I tear you in pieces, and there be none to deliver.
Deuteronomy32:35 To me belongeth vengeance and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.
Jerimiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
Leviticus24:14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
Ephesians5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God. 5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. 5:7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.
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Re: Happy atheist day! -
04-17-2013, 02:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Eddie James
This statement illogical, asserting hell to atheists is an oxymormon
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What is an "oxy mormon" anyway?
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