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God Drowns Liberal Preacher. -
04-10-2014, 09:36 PM
I have to admit, I like it when God hands out revenge. It's a lesson to leftists everywhere.
In this case, there was a liberal folk-singing preacher in England who tried to bring attention to himself by rowing a boat different places and bragging about it on Face Book.
God has had it with these "look at me" liberals. He sent this on to the bottom. Take heed, liberals.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/0...p_ref=religion
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: God Drowns Liberal Preacher. -
04-10-2014, 11:00 PM
Well, I see God's Hand in this too. They found his body, so "the Sea gave up its dead." although not quite as dramatically as will happen in Rev:20:13.
His action serves as a lesson to all fluffy-bunny Christians: do not test the Lord Luke:4:12.
It is one thing sitting on the deck of Landover's yatch in Martha's Vinyard where the Lord smiles on us all, and saying, "OK - I'm going to take this paddle-boat into the mouth of a storm - God: do your job!"
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Re: God Drowns Liberal Preacher. -
04-11-2014, 11:29 AM
There was another lieberal preacher somewhere recently who drowned when failing to prove he could walk on water, wasn't there? Maybe in deepest, darkest Africa?
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Re: God Drowns Liberal Preacher. -
04-11-2014, 11:46 AM
And another one, was it in California - a preacher's assistant who got washed out to sea while assisting with a baptism. He was a Messicant, though.
Yup, there's been a real spate of it lately. No pun intended.
This British yokel was obviously a fool, though. Why spend Lent rowing 150 miles? Show me where, in the Bible, Jesus did that!
2 Timothy 3:16
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
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Re: God Drowns Liberal Preacher. -
04-11-2014, 02:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Attila's Wife
And another one, was it in California - a preacher's assistant who got washed out to sea while assisting with a baptism. He was a Messicant, though.
Yup, there's been a real spate of it lately. No pun intended.
This British yokel was obviously a fool, though. Why spend Lent rowing 150 miles? Show me where, in the Bible, Jesus did that!
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Interesting how God sends these fake Christian preachers to the Davy Jones Locker and our LBC pastors live on forever.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: God Drowns Liberal Preacher. -
04-12-2014, 01:00 AM
Oh, row, row, row your boat swiftly in to . Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily enjoy your time in
LOL! This story reminds me of the Priest that was Carried Away to HELL by his balloons from a few years ago. Remember that?
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Re: God Drowns Liberal Preacher. -
04-12-2014, 01:58 AM
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Didn't you date this guy before you met Pastor Zeke?
Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.
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Re: God Drowns Liberal Preacher. -
04-12-2014, 02:14 AM
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Didn't you date this guy before you met Pastor Zeke?
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Notice his left eye was a little discolored. Pastor Zeke got the girl.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: God Drowns Liberal Preacher. -
04-14-2014, 08:44 AM
True Christians™ can walk on water. Only those who lack sufficient faith will drown. Matthew 8
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Re: God Drowns Liberal Preacher. -
04-14-2014, 08:54 AM
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He shall fly away as a dream, and shall not be found; yea, he shall be chased away as a vision of the night. Job 20:8
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