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Default Bad News For Queers - 05-15-2008, 09:54 PM

In a move that is sure to please satan, the Clinton-appointed Californica Supreme Court has defied the Godly voters of that notorious state and given permission for the radical queer agenda to be forced upon normal people everywhere. Oregon cannot be far behind.

This is a serious setback for God's Divine Plan for sodomites, which is to kill them rather then allow them to mock Him and destroy normal marriage. It is especially regrettable that so many homers who were considering abandoning that particular perverted hobby, will now be tempted back into the queer lifestyle by the promise of feigned legitimacy. True Christians™ are urged to stay out of any left-coast states, as Jesus is expected to retaliate with righteous, loving vengeance at any moment.

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California's top court overturns gay marriage ban

SAN FRANCISCO - In a monumental victory for the gay rights movement, the California Supreme Court overturned a voter-approved ban on gay marriage Thursday in a ruling that would allow same-sex couples in the nation's biggest state to tie the knot.

Domestic partnerships are not a good enough substitute for marriage, the justices ruled 4-3 in striking down the ban.

Outside the courthouse, gay marriage supporters cried and cheered as the news spread.

Jeanie Rizzo, one of the plaintiffs, called Pali Cooper, her partner of 19 years, and asked, "Pali, will you marry me?"

"This is a very historic day. This is just such freedom for us," Rizzo said. "This is a message that says all of us are entitled to human dignity."

In the Castro, historically a center of the gay community in San Francisco, Tim Oviatt started crying while watching the news on TV.

"I've been waiting for this all my life," he said. "This is a life-affirming moment."

The city of San Francisco, two dozen gay and lesbian couples and gay rights groups sued in March 2004 after the court halted the monthlong wedding march that took place when Mayor Gavin Newsom opened the doors of City Hall to same-sex marriages.

"Today the California Supreme Court took a giant leap to ensure that everybody — not just in the state of California, but throughout the country — will have equal treatment under the law," said City Attorney Dennis Herrera, who argued the case for San Francisco.

The challenge for gay rights advocates, however, is not over.

A coalition of religious and social conservative groups is attempting to put a measure on the November ballot that would enshrine laws banning gay marriage in the state constitution.

The Secretary of State is expected to rule by the end of June whether the sponsors gathered enough signatures to qualify the marriage amendment, similar to ones enacted in 26 other states.

If voters pass the measure in November, it would trump the court's decision.

California already offers same-sex couples who register as domestic partners the same legal rights and responsibilities as married spouses, including the right to divorce and to sue for child support.

But, "Our state now recognizes that an individual's capacity to establish a loving and long-term committed relationship with another person and responsibly to care for and raise children does not depend upon the individual's sexual orientation," Chief Justice Ron George wrote for the court's majority, which also included Justices Joyce Kennard, Kathryn Werdegar and Carlos Moreno.

In a dissenting opinion, Justice Marvin Baxter agreed with many arguments of the majority but said the court overstepped its authority. Changes to marriage laws should be decided by the voters, Baxter wrote. Justices Ming Chin and Carol Corrigan also dissented.

The conservative Alliance Defense Fund says it plans to ask the justices for a stay of their decision until after the fall election, said Glen Lavey, senior counsel for the group.

Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, who has twice vetoed legislation that would've granted marriage rights to same-sex couples, said in a news release that he respected the court's decision and "will not support an amendment to the constitution that would overturn this state Supreme Court ruling."

The last time California voters were asked to express their views on gay marriage at the ballot box was in 2000, the year after the Legislature enacted the first of a series of laws awarding spousal rights to domestic partners.

Proposition 22, which strengthened the state's 1978 one-man, one-woman marriage law with the words "Only marriage between a man and a woman is valid or recognized in California," passed with 61 percent of the vote.

The Supreme Court struck down both statutes with its sweeping opinion Thursday.

Lawyers for the gay couples had asked the court to overturn the laws as an unconstitutional civil rights violation that domestic partnerships cannot repair. A trial court judge in San Francisco agreed with gay rights advocates and voided the state's marriage laws in April 2005. A midlevel appeals court overturned his decision in October 2006.


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Default Re: Bas News For Queers - 05-15-2008, 11:30 PM

One sin after another after another. As if electing a butch macho man, who is obviously a homer since he's so obsessed with his body, as governor wasn't enough to seal their place in Lucifer's cauldron, the evil people of California have spat upon the holy institution of marriage. God will be filled with rage, I am sure, and will wreak a most terrible vengeance upon California. I imagine something along the lines of Sodom and Gomorrah. In fact, it is a well known truth that that area is due a huge earthquake along the San Andreas fault at some point soon. This is proof that God had foreseen this sin and had preplanned His most just punishment.

I pray for the lost souls of California.


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Default Re: Bas News For Queers - 05-15-2008, 11:54 PM

The Lord will see that this does not go unpunished. I'm looking at a big earthquake here, 10 on the Richter Scale minimum, or at least a Sodom and Gomorrah smiting instance.





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Default Re: Bad News For Queers - 05-27-2008, 06:41 PM

If God hated gay people so much surely the all powerful being that he allegedely is, would have sent a plague to wipe us homos out!

If you're going to refer to Aids or HIV may I remind you that it was contracted in the first place by a christian man who fornicated with a chimpanzee. And I'm betting he wasn't gay.

God created all man in his own image. With this in mind he is probably a homo (or at least bisexual)and God knows therefore how much more attractive we are than all the rest of you 'people'.

God also says love your neighbour and clearly you don't understand the meaning of this.

You will all go to hell anyways, the only reason you're 'christians' is because you feel you have nothing else to cling onto, that and it was the only way you felt you could take all of your sins and put them onto someone else.

"He without sin shall cast the first stone" Are you seriously telling me none of you have sinned? Put your stones away children and don't throw them in the glass house.

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If God hated gay people so much surely the all powerful being that he allegedely is, would have sent a plague to wipe us homos out!
He did that in Sodom & Gomorrah.

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If[…] gay.
Filled with wild speculation and lacking any authority

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God created all man in his own image.
…and gave us free will to choose a lifestyle.
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With this in mind he is probably a homo (or at least bisexual)
That is blasphemy and you are damned without hope of Salvation.

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and God knows therefore how much more attractive we are than all the rest of you 'people'.
I doubt it, he describes men lying with men as with women as an abomination – He thinks the act is vile, corrupt and degenerate, and, you know what? In your own heart you think that too.

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Listen up, queer boy, I’d like to give you a chance at Salvation, but, as above, you’ve blown it. If you had had the time to listen, I’d have told you that we here at Landover love everyone around us – it’s just that there are no homers in Landover. Also, we cannot love those who use orifices for that not intended by God for that use – it is simply abominable.

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Any sin that we had has been purged by the Sweet Blood of Jesus! Praise!
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"He without sin shall cast the first stone" Are you seriously telling me none of you have sinned? Put your stones away children and don't throw them in the glass house.
That isn't all that Jesus said. We are not interested in your salad-bar approach to the Bible. Please take a look at this thread.


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Default Re: Bad News For Queers - 05-27-2008, 07:29 PM

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's.

Please note that God spelled neighbor with a "u". He must have been thinking about the heathen brits.

A pilot scheme introducing books dealing with gay issues to children from the ages of four to 11 has just been launched in England's schools.
It is being argued that the books, one of which is a fairytale featuring a prince who turns down three princesses before falling in love and marrying a man, are necessary to make homosexuality seem normal to children.



Normal to be a faiwee--what could they possibly be smoking?


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Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's.

Please note that God spelled neighbor with a "u". He must have been thinking about the heathen brits.

A pilot scheme introducing books dealing with gay issues to children from the ages of four to 11 has just been launched in England's schools.
It is being argued that the books, one of which is a fairytale featuring a prince who turns down three princesses before falling in love and marrying a man, are necessary to make homosexuality seem normal to children.
Normal to be a faiwee--what could they possibly be smoking?

Ok. Seeing part of my name I just had to see what all the fuss is about.
And boy there is something to fuss about. It seems these homers take ass lightly. Samson, Balaam, Jesus. All of these biblical figures were involved with an ass. HOWEVER, in each instance it was for Godly purposes. Samson slew the filthy pagans. Balaam....well let's examine how a homer might twist scripture to justify anal sex.


NUM 22
  1. [23] And the ass saw the angel of the LORD standing in the way, and his sword drawn in his hand: and the ass turned aside out of the way, and went into the field: and Balaam smote the ass, to turn her into the way.
  2. [25] And when the ass saw the angel of the LORD, she thrust herself unto the wall, and crushed Balaam's foot against the wall: and he smote her again.
  3. [27] And when the ass saw the angel of the LORD, she fell down under Balaam: and Balaam's anger was kindled, and he smote the ass with a staff.
  4. [28] And the LORD opened the mouth of the ass, and she said unto Balaam, What have I done unto thee, that thou hast smitten me these three times?
  5. [29] And Balaam said unto the ass, Because thou hast mocked me: I would there were a sword in mine hand, for now would I kill thee.
  6. [30] And the ass said unto Balaam, Am not I thine ass, upon which thou hast ridden ever since I was thine unto this day? was I ever wont to do so unto thee? And he said, Nay.
  7. [31] Then the LORD opened the eyes of Balaam, and he saw the angel of the LORD standing in the way, and his sword drawn in his hand: and he bowed down his head, and fell flat on his face.
I can see some queer misunderstanding this scripture thinking Balaam tallywacked this beast. Well the homers are DEAD wrong. Balaam was just lucky God spared him from a good ol' ass-whoopin. That angry ass could have stomped ol' Balaam into the dirt. If Balaam would have approached that angry beast from the rear, he would have been center-punched in the crotch with two hooves.

Next possible misunderstanding:


Matt. 21

[2] Saying unto them, Go into the village over against you, and straightway ye shall find an ass tied, and a colt with her: loose them, and bring them unto me.
  1. [5] Tell ye the daughter of Sion, Behold, thy King cometh unto thee, meek, and sitting upon an ass, and a colt the foal of an ass.
  2. [7] And brought the ass, and the colt, and put on them their clothes, and they set him thereon.
Most homers would like to think our Saviour was "riding an ass" but again they are DEAD WRONG. The asses had clothes and Jesus was sitting on them.


Queers are not born that way. Just READ AND READ AGAIN ROMANS 1. Then you'll know everything you need to know about faggots.


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And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.
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Default Re: Bad News For Queers - 05-27-2008, 10:09 PM

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If you want to discuss HIV you better have your facts straight, what you are claiming is just an urban myth, if you did some serious reading you should have found out that HIV was not contracted by someone who had sex with a chimpanzee but rather eating the flesh of a primate. Eating primate flesh is not an uncommon habit in some African countries. They found out that the first modern case of HIV submerged somewhere in the late 1950's from hunters who ate primate flesh. These hunters had then sex with prostitutes who worked mainly alongside the Kinshasa Highway. I say modern case because HIV is not a new disease, some Egyptian writing from the times of the pharaohs tells us of a disease with similar symptoms, the only reason why it hasn't emerged sooner is because it's natural reservoir is located deep inside the forests. In the early days it was pretty uncommon that men went deep inside these forests but nowadays we humans go so deep inside them that we discover things we had rarely or never contact with. The last 4 decades we encountered a lot of new disease like Ebola and Rift Valley Fever. After the initial infection is was not difficult for a dormant virus like HIV to travel around the world considering that you can travel around the world in less than 24 hours. And Oh, the first recognized case was no gay, it was an American kid who got a transfusion with blood products that had been infected. The myth that it's a gay disease is passé, it infects everybody who comes in contact with it, a virus doesn't look if somebody is gay, lesbian, hetero or bisexual nor does it look at skin color or ethnic heritage, it looks if you are human and if you are and you come into contact with it then it will infect you. Simple as that.
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Default Re: Bad News For Queers - 05-27-2008, 10:12 PM

The AIDS is GOD'S plague sent to wipe out the queers, druggies and most nigras.

Period the end.




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