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Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America! -
01-03-2012, 05:39 AM
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I don't understand [obscenity deleted] is even going on here
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That is the first truthful thing you've said so far.
Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America -
10-08-2012, 11:12 AM
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Please refrain from you faggot talk! Why are you obsessed with your middle finger? Also previously you said Derp a Herb. I am guessing that is fag slang for sticking vegetables up your bottom. Your kind disgust me.
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You're stupid, Flipping someone off or "giving them the birdie" is to extend you middle finger in the air so the other person can see it. It means "f*ck you"
Derp a HERP is to say what someone said is stupid
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Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America -
10-08-2012, 02:57 PM
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Originally Posted by DarkPixelBlade
You're stupid, Flipping someone off or "giving them the birdie" is to extend you middle finger in the air so the other person can see it. It means "f*ck you"
Derp a HERP is to say what someone said is stupid
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Let me see if I understand. You came to our friendly forums, read, I presume, about the Good News of Jesus Christ having died temporarily so you wouldn't have to pay the price for your own sinful ways, and instead of inquiring, you replied to a post 18 months old to insult the gentleman who authored that post?
Why not ask about Jesus? Why not ask about Salvation? There is so much more to life than pretend birds, games, enjoyment, pleasure, friends, and family! There is a Jealous God to know and serve in hopes of gaining access to Heaven to serve and praise Him forever!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America -
10-08-2012, 03:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Why not ask about Jesus? Why not ask about Salvation? There is so much more to life than pretend birds, games, enjoyment, pleasure, friends, and family! There is a Jealous God to know and serve in hopes of gaining access to Heaven to serve and praise Him forever!
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The explanation is simple; the poster has been sucked into the Angry Bird's life style of easy gay sex and socialized drug abuse. He doesn't care about Christ's message because it doesn't help him get his next hit of drugs.
Angry Birds is the Sodom of the modern age.
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Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America -
10-08-2012, 03:58 PM
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Originally Posted by DarkPixelBlade
You're stupid, Flipping someone off or "giving them the birdie" is to extend you middle finger in the air so the other person can see it. It means "f*ck you"
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Please stop trying to seduce my Brother in Christ.
He is not interested in being your rough-trade bottom pig boy.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America -
10-14-2012, 08:25 PM
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Originally Posted by DarkPixelBlade
You're stupid, Flipping someone off or "giving them the birdie" is to extend you middle finger in the air so the other person can see it. It means "f*ck you"
Derp a HERP is to say what someone said is stupid
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Is this "middle finger" thing end up with your middle finger up someone's bottom and tell them to f*ck them? If so, that's completely gross and vulgar. Nothing goes up the bottom, and using swear words is not something that the lord approves of.
Derp a herp? Is that gay slang for having anal sex with a herpes-infected individual? Good gravy, you queers need to smarten up before you infect everyone with your hellish diseases. Perhaps becoming straight and selling all your sex toys would be a step in the right direction?
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Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America! -
10-15-2012, 09:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
Angry Birds is a Finnish "game" which originated on Steve Jobs' gayPhone. It is now spreading like a cancer to other devices. Never in my 50 years on the web have I met such horror. There can be no doubt that everyone who plays Angry Birds will end up in Hell! Thanks go to Brother John Creeser for bringing this great horror to my attention.
The pigs looking like Nazi's is no coincidence!
A SEX Training Game!
Angry Birds is played by slowly moving your finger over the surface of your phone. As the game progresses you need to move your finger over the surface faster and faster. When the game progresses even more you also have to touch a certain spot over and over to get your reward. Those who have, reluctantly, studied the ways of sluts, whores and harlots will recognize female masturbation here! That's right! The best way to play Angry Birds is also the best way to make a women climax! So Angry Birds is training both men and women in how to get a women to orgasm! And as we all know only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms! God clearly disapproves of masturbation! Matthew 5:28 "But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart."
This is not why God gave us fingers!
A direct attack on Jesus Christ!
Once more and more people got seduced by Angry Birds the gay sex orgy fanatics at Rovio launched a new version of the game directly attacking Jesus Christ! God will smite all those who played this anti-Christ version of Angry Birds! 2nd Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."
Mocking Jesus Christ on His own birthday!
Hardcore Costume SEX!
Not only does Angry Birds teach people to fornicate like rabbits, a lot of really really sick people have sex while wearing Angry Birds costumes and driving Angry Birds cars! And we all know, furries are the love child of Satan and anime! God doesn't like this! Exodus 22:19 "Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death."
Furry sex freaks love having sex wearing Angry Birds costumes!
DESTROYING America!
It is no coincidence that our economy started tanking at exactly the same moment Angry Birds was released. Our deficit has tripled due to the horror that is Angry Birds! Once we used to be a nation of productive people kicking ass in the global economy. Now we get crushed by the Chinese who don't like Angry Birds because it reminds them of their beloved Peking Duck. So while Americans are wasting their lives playing Angry Birds, China is obliterating our economy! God is not pleased about Angry Birds making America lazy! Proverbs 12:24 "The hand of the diligent will rule, But the lazy man will be put to forced labor."
Angry Bird is very bad for America's piggy banks!
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dude if this is the grossest thing on the internet you have seen than you aren't really on the internet.
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Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America! -
10-15-2012, 09:44 PM
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dude if this is the grossest thing on the internet you have seen than you aren't really on the internet.
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How can it get any worse than mocking Our Lord Jesus Christ?
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Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America! -
10-15-2012, 10:07 PM
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How can it get any worse than mocking Our Lord Jesus Christ?
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Do we really want that question answered. Doubtless the poster will reply about something involving human excrement but what he doesn't understand is EVERYTHING and unsaved does is like watching them eat excrement to a TRUE Christian™.
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Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America! -
10-17-2012, 07:58 PM
This game is even more sinister than we first thought. Syrian terrorists are using Angry Birds as an interactive tutorial on how to kill Godly Americans. It’s very similar to how the 9/11 terrorists used flight simulators in their preparations.
In the video we can see some filthy Arabs trying to launch long distance grenades against USA, obviously using techniques obtained from Angry Birds.
Stop whining
(1 Thessalonians 5:18) - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
(1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
(Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
(Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers
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Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America! -
11-28-2012, 04:22 AM
Oh mine..
One more reason for God to hate Finland.
Im feeling kinda ashamed for the sake of Finnish
satan worshippers to go this far by creating game
with such a vile purpose.
Masturbationsimulator is what I would call this game.
Who is to blame? The man behind the device or the ones who created filthy tasks for the device to be done? I do suspect anyhow they both are in guilt.
J
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Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America -
09-03-2015, 09:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Gabriel Reproba
This explains a lot. All seven of my children have been telling me that their secular school mates have been "giving them the Bird." Now I understand what is going on. Time to sue to get Angry Birds banned from all public places! Thanks, Cranks!
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Good luck with suing a multi-million company that can get better lawyers than you.
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Then said the king to the servants, Bind him hand and foot, and take him away, and cast him into outer darkness, there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.
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Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America -
09-04-2015, 08:27 PM
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Good luck with suing a multi-million company that can get better lawyers than you.
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Don't be silly. Do you think the Faith of Christ spread throughout the world by virtue of lawyers? That doesn't make sense when one looks at history. One can clearly see the spread of the Christian Religion, most notably in regions easily accessible to the early Romans, such as Europe and parts of Asia and India that weren't overrun with rats and barbaric heathens, and Africa after the ports were established so trade could be conducted and thus provide a civilized means by which the Truth was spread, and then in time in regions accessible to the Europeans once they had ships that could reliably carry them to the New World and back again. This was conducted not by the power of written law, but by the power of Divine Prudence. This isn't rocket science, dear. It's Faith.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America -
09-05-2015, 03:14 AM
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Good luck with suing a multi-million company that can get better lawyers than you.
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I would like to add that we can field a very powerful team of Jews ourselves, when the need arises.
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Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America! -
09-05-2015, 06:26 PM
Guys, stop, you're going too far, some people might catch on. Also you might want to change this reply to <picture of hardcore fetishes removed> or something as such.
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Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America! -
09-05-2015, 06:34 PM
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Originally Posted by LoveOurLord
Guys, stop, you're going too far, some people might catch on. Also you might want to change this reply to <picture of hardcore fetishes removed> or something as such.
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What do you want here, rude person? It is only common decency to introduce yourself if you are going to insert yourself into a conversation. Also, it is our first request of all newcomers. Get to it or get thee hence.
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Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America! -
09-05-2015, 06:44 PM
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Originally Posted by LoveOurLord
Guys, stop, you're going too far, [...]
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Hello,
Would you be so kind to define what ¨too far¨ is?
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
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Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America! -
09-28-2015, 02:38 PM
Should we also ban helmets because they make soldiers (americans aswell) look like nazis ? no ?
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Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America! -
09-29-2015, 08:02 PM
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Should we also ban helmets because they make soldiers (americans aswell) look like nazis ? no ?
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Now thatch just crazy talk! There is a fine difference between American helmets and Nazi helmets
You sir(or Ma'am) should learn to Punctuate and Capitalize
Also don't be a thread necromancer
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Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America! -
10-27-2015, 03:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
you need to move your finger over the surface faster and faster. When the game progresses even more you also have to touch a certain spot over and over to get your reward. Those who have, reluctantly, studied the ways of sluts, whores and harlots will recognize female masturbation here! That's right! The best way to play Angry Birds is also the best way to make a women climax! So Angry Birds is training both men and women in how to get a women to orgasm! And as we all know only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!
This is not why God gave us fingers!
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I'm genuinely curious: Why is it wrong for a woman to orgasm?
And if it's so wrong, how do you know how a female orgasm works, apparently?
I don't want someone flicking my phone every five minutes like you do in this game. Takes more than that to get a high score with me.
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1 Corinthians 11:12 - For as the woman [is] of the man, even so [is] the man also by the woman; but all things of God.
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