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Default Re: My aging mother said she was full of spunk. I asked, was the donor Christian? - 03-15-2019, 09:12 PM

So, mother is nowhere to be found, the orderlies searched her cell high and low and informed me she seems to have vanished. Yes, ma is spunky (if misguided her in her onslaught of dementia), but she can't just get up on her own whim and walk away.

Any one has tips of her whereabouts, please DM me immediately.


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Default Re: My aging mother said she was full of spunk. I asked, was the donor Christian? - 03-15-2019, 09:18 PM

Could she have gotten hold of an orderly's uniform some how?
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Default Re: My aging mother said she was full of spunk. I asked, was the donor Christian? - 03-16-2019, 12:26 AM

Are all the water fountains in situ? Any broken windows? Large, quiet, Native American fellow in the area?



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Default Re: My aging mother said she was full of spunk. I asked, was the donor Christian? - 03-16-2019, 04:04 AM

We've hired Christian detectives to investigate her disappearance, using a stipend from Mr. Moans memorial fund. Inspector Gozer T. Litschspittleoncuddy D.C. of Illinois P.D. found traces of unidentified black fabric in the closet, and high volumes of trionol in the gurney drip. This is what he suspects was used to sedate my mom at some point. As to how she got out, he has no idea.

An orderly uniform was found missing yes, but a man's, far too large for a slight octogenarian to be hiding in. There's no way she could have not been detected as sunglasses are forbidden indoors among the long-term care crew.


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Default Re: My aging mother said she was full of spunk. I asked, was the donor Christian? - 03-16-2019, 08:58 AM

Miss Moans have you tried prayer to see if the answer will come to you faster? I know you probably have but prayer seems to solve any issue as long as you are a Bible Abiding Christian. Who am I kidding. Of course you are. Has Granny Moans been up to date on her tithes? Could be punishment for that or some other sin if she hasn’t paid her dues to enter the gates of heaven.


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Default Re: My aging mother said she was full of spunk. I asked, was the donor Christian? - 03-16-2019, 02:40 PM

It's funny you should ask. Though its likely no concern of yours, little Maxine, my mother I suspect has been sneaking her social security checks for her own selfish devices, like Medicaid and other silly amenities. Insp.
Litschspittleoncuddy found a note under her bedside with the words scrawled "I'm not sure if I really believe in Jesus anymore". Forensics are working day and night to determine is this was written by my mother's hand, or a red herring devised by her sneaky assailant. So far, they believe the note was written by a right-handed person, trying to forge handwriting by someone left-handed pretending to be right-handed.


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Default Re: My aging mother said she was full of spunk. I asked, was the donor Christian? - 03-17-2019, 09:30 AM

Surely the best way for a right-handed assailant to achieve that would simply be to write using the left hand? Unless proficient with both hands from necessity in some other activity, unfamiliarity with left-handedness must result in marks from the writing implement that should be easy to detect. Try some little puzzle..an unusual self-assembly bookcase ought to attract "unwelcome" suggestions..where you can inspect left hands at close range without attracting suspicion.
Had she expressed any interest in the Welsh recently? Language? Recipes or knitwear? Martial arts? You know the sort of thing. They've produced some quite specific material relating to assailants.

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Try some little puzzle..an unusual self-assembly bookcase ought to attract "unwelcome" suggestions..where you can inspect left hands at close range without attracting suspicion.
May I ask, Sister Mitza, is the "thing" seen on this photo the effect of trying to follow the instructions on how to put together an unspecified piece of furniture purchased at IKEA?
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Default Re: My aging mother said she was full of spunk. I asked, was the donor Christian? - 03-17-2019, 07:45 PM

If in fact a left handed assailant was behind this, then there’s no doubt a liebaral probably committed the crime. Miss Moans, was your mother ever around a Bernie rally? If so, it could have some connection with the big bandage on Bernie Sanders’ head.


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Anyone else take notice of the decidedly slutty looking table legs? Clearly this thing was built by queers.


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Default Re: My aging mother said she was full of spunk. I asked, was the donor Christian? - 03-18-2019, 11:00 AM

I thought putting something like that together, whatever it was intended to be, would attract normally unwelcome advice and pointing fingers which could be checked out for tell-tale remnants of right/left-handed forgery attempts. In any other situation you'd stop immediately but here one could bite one's tongue, accept the advice: "Where? Show me," and so on sure enough a hand would be thrust before your eyes. Ink spots? Pencil marks? The perp. would not be used to washing there and traces would remain.

I'm glad you noticed the legs. I've allowed a little outlining (on the hind leg) to suggest the curvature you noticed and the guilty party, if present, would certainly notice when the hand that held the pen (or pencil) had been spotted. Deflection would be certain. "Ooo.." or words to that effect, "Look at those legs! The magazine rack or combination wine display unit & bookshelf would be a weight for they to bear.." anything to stop you looking at the hands. Often people will obsess vocally over one body part when they actually want you to look at a different region as you've probably noticed.

"Will you stop looking at my nose," they say wearing a T-shirt with arrows pointing somewhere else. I'd thought of using a Japanese wooden puzzle in my example but of course you'd need to be pretty close to see that so I went for the furniture. Especially if you made a complete mess of it they'd just have. to come over with the advice.
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