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Default Re: Flat Earth lmao - 03-18-2019, 06:22 AM

The earth I'd not glst its round
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Default Re: Flat Earth lmao - 03-18-2019, 06:27 AM

Thd earth is not flat its round (I had to correct my spelling)
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Default Re: Flat Earth lmao - 03-18-2019, 06:49 AM

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Thd earth is not flat, its round. (I had to correct my spelling)
Try again.


Some days... I walk past my fellow brethren; men of Christ washed in Christ's blood. And I thank Lord Jesus Christ, my sinful days are long, LONG since behind me. I thank you Jesus for allowing me to accept you as my Savior, and leading me in the path of righteousness.
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Thumbs up Re: Flat Earth lmao - 03-18-2019, 12:25 PM

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Thd earth is not flat its round (I had to correct my spelling)
It sure is round, right you are, very good!

Just like a coin, perfectly round and just as flat, with a few bumps like mountains.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Flat Earth lmao - 03-19-2019, 01:56 PM

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Oy vey where is that coin??? Put it here!

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Default Re: Flat Earth lmao - 03-19-2019, 02:46 PM

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Oy vey where is that coin??? Put it here!
Stop coveting our wealth, you greedy heathen. Don't you know what the Bible says about greed? Of course you don't, because you don't follow it. Here are some verses about greed and money that you really need to take a look at: Luke 12:15, 1 Corinthians 6:10, 1 Timothy 6:10, Proverbs 15:27, and Ecclesiastes 5:10. I hope you'll take these verses to heart and change your money-grubbing ways, but given your post history, I don't think you will.
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