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Trump Salmon gays! - 03-13-2019, 01:38 PM

Shalom!

I wanted to share with you some quotations of the Talmud, the real book and not that Fake bible written by a drunken English homosexual king.

* “If a ‘goy’ (Gentile) hits a Jew he must be killed.” (Sanhedrin 58b)

* “If a Jew finds an object lost by a ‘goy’ it does not have to be returned.” (Baba Mezia 24a)

* “If a Jew murders a ‘goy’ there will be no death penalty.” (Sanhedrin 57a)

* What a Jew steals from a ‘goy’ he may keep.” (Sanhedrin 57a)

* “Jews may use subterfuges to circumvent a ‘goy.’” (Baba Kamma 113a)

* “All children of the ‘goyim’ (Gentiles) are animals.” (Yebamoth 98a)

* “Girls born of the ‘goyim’ are in a state of ‘niddah’ (menstrual uncleanness!) from birth.” (Abodah Zarah 36b)

* “The ‘goyim’ are not humans. They are beasts.” (Baba Mezia 114b)

* “If you eat with a ‘goy’ it is the same as eating with a dog.” (Tosapoth, Jebamoth 94b)

* “Even the best of the ‘goyim’ should all be killed.” (Soferim 15)

* “Sexual intercourse between the ‘goyim’ is like intercourse between animals.” (Sanhedrin 74b)

* “When it comes to a Gentile in peace times, one may harm him indirectly, for instance, by removing a ladder after he had fallen into a crevice.” (Shulkan Arukh, Yoreh De ‘ah, 158, Hebrew Edition only)


I hope with this you get to know your place, goyim. Now lets see what the Talmud says about Yeshu, your false lord and saviour


* Yashu (Jesus) was sexually immoral and worshipped a brick.” (Sanhedrin 107b)

* “Yashu (Jesus) was cut off from the Jewish people for his wickedness and refused to repent.” (Sotah 47a)

* “Miriam the hairdresser had sex with many men.” (Shabbath 104b, Hebrew Edition only)

* “She who was the descendant of princes and governors (the virgin Mary) played the harlot with carpenters.” (Sanhedrin 106a)

* “Christians who reject the Talmud will go to hell and be punished there for all generations.” (Rosh Hashanah 17a)

See? Your religion is false and you are here to serve us jews. So keep sending your shekels to Israel, and dont you dare miss any payments.

Also open your borders, accept refugees, cheat on your spouses and accept homosexuals and transexuals. This is what you goys have to do. If you are good goys, we may even let you build the wall, BUT ONLY after you have sent more millions to Israel.

Also, stop thiting your church. Your church is false and fake and that money would be better spent by AIPAC. so be good goys and donate everything to Israel.

Shalom Shabbos Goys!
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Default Re: Shalom goys! - 03-13-2019, 01:53 PM

Look, another unbeliever who wants to quote their false religion's texts at us. Why can't you people just leave us alone? It's not too late to repent of your Christ-killing ways and turn to the real, Christian God. It would be wise for you to heed the warning in Luke 13:3.


And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
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Default Re: Shalom goys! - 03-13-2019, 02:08 PM

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Default Re: Shalom goys! - 03-13-2019, 03:01 PM

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Welcome, Rabbi, are you Mustafa Jihad and from Russia by chance?
What are you talking about? You have been impure since you were born in state of Niddah and that has affected your brain.

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Then we the Chosen ones will keep the jihadis and russians away from you. And if you want salvation on the hereafter, then accept the Talmud!

Christians who reject the Talmud will go to hell and be punished there for all generations.” (Rosh Hashanah 17a)

If you dont do this, then jihadis and russians will invade america and make more 911s!

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I shall not be moved. In God is my salvation and my glory: the rock of my strength, and my refuge, is in God.
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Default Re: Salmon gays! - 03-13-2019, 11:34 PM

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I wanted to share with you some quotations of the Talmud, the real book and not that Fake bible written by a drunken English homosexual king.

* “If a ‘goy’ (Gentile) hits a Jew he must be killed.” (Sanhedrin 58b)
Who gets killed, the man or the Jew?

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* “If a Jew finds an object lost by a ‘goy’ it does not have to be returned.” (Baba Mezia 24a)
There’s no use trying to amuse us with stereotypes.

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* “If a Jew murders a ‘goy’ there will be no death penalty.” (Sanhedrin 57a)
I suspect he will have been lynched by the mob before any court appearance.

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* What a Jew steals from a ‘goy’ he may keep.” (Sanhedrin 57a)
I’m in no hurry to have back my truck-load of contaminated waste.

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* “Jews may use subterfuges to circumvent a ‘goy.’” (Baba Kamma 113a)
Goys see through “subterfuges”.

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* “All children of the ‘goyim’ (Gentiles) are animals.” (Yebamoth 98a)
This is probably based on Darkies and Demoncrat kids.

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* “Girls born of the ‘goyim’ are in a state of ‘niddah’ (menstrual uncleanness!) from birth.” (Abodah Zarah 36b)
I’m not sure of your knowledge of menstruation but, with female infants it usually occurs a little after birth.

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* “The ‘goyim’ are not humans. They are beasts.” (Baba Mezia 114b)
See below*:

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* “If you eat with a ‘goy’ it is the same as eating with a dog.” (Tosapoth, Jebamoth 94b)
A mistranslation – it is symbolic – it means you will be well-fed with meat – unlike eating with a Jew when you will be given something inedible and be asked to pay for it.

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* “Even the best of the ‘goyim’ should all be killed.” (Soferim 15)
Jesus saw much the same in the parable of the rich man and the beggar: The best are those who have pride and self-indetify as “the best”.

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* “Sexual intercourse between the ‘goyim’ is like intercourse between animals.” (Sanhedrin 74b)
Some Jew tried this and the quote above was a cry of joy.

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* “When it comes to a Gentile in peace times, one may harm him indirectly, for instance, by removing a ladder after he had fallen into a crevice.” (Shulkan Arukh, Yoreh De ‘ah, 158, Hebrew Edition only)
You’ve got to think about this one… How many crevices have ladders in them?

The rest are not much better. Is this the sort of thing that you organize your life around?




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Default Re: Shalom goys! - 03-14-2019, 09:10 AM

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Default Re: Salmon gays! - 03-14-2019, 09:18 AM

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I see you are interested in the true Religion of Moses. For just $10000 i can invite you Israel and teach you the talmud! And if you are interested in converting, I help you as well, but you’ll have to pay more. If you dont have the money now its ok, we can give you a loan.
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Default Re: Salmon gays! - 03-14-2019, 09:50 AM

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I see you are interested in the true Religion of Moses.
If you recall, Moses (a remarkable prophet who managed to describe his own departure from this world) was "taken up" in a chariot by God. We therefore know that wherever he was taken, he would have seen Jesus, and realised his mistake and the Truth, and God must have forgiven him.

However, I doubt very much that you have spent time in bulrushes or 40 years in the Wilderness, or turned sticks into serpents, all in the name of God. As a consequence you are treading a path to the Bowels of Hell.


Why should I wish to follow?




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Default Re: Salmon gays! - 03-14-2019, 11:58 AM

Dear Mr Rabbi, i see that you are deluded by the waiting of the (false) Messiah. However, you can still be helped by joining the True Church.


God did nothing to save you during the Holocaust because you rejected the True Messiah (Jesus Christ). However, Pope Pius XII decided to risk the life of his Church and his clergy to save your race from being exterminated. His actions moved Rabbi Eugenio Zolli so much, that he decided to leave Judaism.

Just like him, you can be saved if you reject the Talmud, the Zohar, the Kabbalah and join a faith completely based on the Bible.




It's not unusual for the Church having converted Jews, since we have an example with the godly Sprenger and Kramer, who helped the Church with the Witch Hunts.


I pray that you will find your true Messiah and realize that Heaven is Christian only and not a place for jews blocked with Abraham as a janitor.
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Default Re: Salmon gays! - 03-14-2019, 12:33 PM

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Tosh

Yawn. Another 2 bit troll.
Rejecting the Salvation of Jesus leads to an Eternity in Hell. Your choice.


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Why would someone pay $10.000 to go to Hell? You can achieve the same with watching Disney movies for a lot less money.


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Default Re: Salmon gays! - 03-18-2019, 09:28 AM

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Why would someone pay $10.000 to go to Hell? You can achieve the same with watching Disney movies for a lot less money.
Dont you ever dare spending your dollars in this foreskins vampire. You owe me child support for 40 years!
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I will take a moment to note that you are exceptionally creepy, more than you'd expect from the average muslim.


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Cross Re: Answering this Jewish question - 03-18-2019, 11:15 PM

The Lord commands us to discount everything you people say (Titus 1:14), so I have no need to rebut your Jewish supremacist heathen rantings. Incidentally, here's a picture of the Lord:


He's being whipped by the Jews. Tortured with a crown of thorns, spat upon, humiliated, kicked, beaten, and crucified. The Jews committed the WORST crime in history: deicide. The so-called Holocaust pales in comparison to this one act by your kind. In fact, all of the expulsions, all of the pogroms, all of the attempted genocides committed against the Jews throughout their history added up in total are nowhere near as bad as this crime which they themselves committed against God Almighty. NOTHING you say matters until you repent for this most heinous of crimes, because you are personally accountable for it (Matthew 27:25). Muslims may be horrible heathens, but they didn't kill Christ. YOU did!

If you're not willing to repent and give yourself over to Christ, then delete your account and go back to the Kike Reich and help your people carry out the "Final Solution to the Palestinian Question."


"No room for them in the inn" (Luke 2:7)?
Not if they'd come to the Blood of Christ Motel!
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Default Re: Answering this Jewish question - 03-19-2019, 01:46 PM

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The Lord commands us to discount everything you people say (Titus 1:14), so I have no need to rebut your Jewish supremacist heathen rantings. Incidentally, here's a picture of the Lord:


He's being whipped by the Jews. Tortured with a crown of thorns, spat upon, humiliated, kicked, beaten, and crucified. The Jews committed the WORST crime in history: deicide. The so-called Holocaust pales in comparison to this one act by your kind. In fact, all of the expulsions, all of the pogroms, all of the attempted genocides committed against the Jews throughout their history added up in total are nowhere near as bad as this crime which they themselves committed against God Almighty. NOTHING you say matters until you repent for this most heinous of crimes, because you are personally accountable for it (Matthew 27:25). Muslims may be horrible heathens, but they didn't kill Christ. YOU did!

If you're not willing to repent and give yourself over to Christ, then delete your account and go back to the Kike Reich and help your people carry out the "Final Solution to the Palestinian Question."
Oy vey, this is antisemitic. The jews didnt kill Yeshu, it was the romans. The jews just suggested that he be put on the cross sonhe could think about his bad behavior nothing else.

We are innocent its the rest at fault because they hate us because of antisemitism.

I thought this was an American forum, you cant be American if you dont support Israel!! You guys maybe... Canadians
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Default Re: Answering this Jewish question - 03-19-2019, 06:03 PM

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Oy vey, this is antisemitic. The jews didnt kill Yeshu, it was the romans.
That's not what the Bible says, sweetie. Pilate has washed his hands off Jesus blood, and the Jews demanded that Jesus blood be upon them:

Matthew 27:25
22 Pilate saith unto them, What shall I do then with Jesus which is called Christ? They all say unto him, Let him be crucified.
23 And the governor said, Why, what evil hath he done? But they cried out the more, saying, Let him be crucified.
24 When Pilate saw that he could prevail nothing, but that rather a tumult was made, he took water, and washed his hands before the multitude, saying, I am innocent of the blood of this just person: see ye to it.
25 Then answered all the people, and said, His blood be on us, and on our children.

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We are innocent its the rest at fault because they hate us because of antisemitism.
Sweetie, would you like to know who is the biggest anti-Semite of all times?


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GOD Himself is the biggest anti-Semite of all times. He made your nation suffer more than most other nations. He kept you on a tiny desert for 40 years(!) for no other reason but His own amusement. He gave your lands to foreign powers multiple times, and He banished you from your homeland several times as well, converting your people into slaves and outcasts. He allowed pogroms to happen, including the biggest one of them all during WWII.

Yup, for someone claiming to be God's "chosen nation," God certainly hates you more than most other ethnic groups!
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Cross Re: Answering this Jewish question - 03-19-2019, 06:48 PM

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That's not what the Bible says, sweetie. Pilate has washed his hands off Jesus blood, and the Jews demanded that Jesus blood be upon them:

Matthew 27:25
22 Pilate saith unto them, What shall I do then with Jesus which is called Christ? They all say unto him, Let him be crucified.
23 And the governor said, Why, what evil hath he done? But they cried out the more, saying, Let him be crucified.
24 When Pilate saw that he could prevail nothing, but that rather a tumult was made, he took water, and washed his hands before the multitude, saying, I am innocent of the blood of this just person: see ye to it.
25 Then answered all the people, and said, His blood be on us, and on our children.

Sweetie, would you like to know who is the biggest anti-Semite of all times?


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GOD Himself is the biggest anti-Semite of all times. He made your nation suffer more than most other nations. He kept you on a tiny desert for 40 years(!) for no other reason but His own amusement. He gave your lands to foreign powers multiple times, and He banished you from your homeland several times as well, converting your people into slaves and outcasts. He allowed pogroms to happen, including the biggest one of them all during WWII.

Yup, for someone claiming to be God's "chosen nation," God certainly hates you more than most other ethnic groups!
Not being God or a Pastor, I certainly cannot speak for Jesus buit it seems to me after the joos killed him so many times, I too would be more than upset with a bunch of murderous, hook nosed sniveling bastards. Personally, I have no problem with a good lawyer or accountant. I just keep a close eye on them.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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