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Default Re: The Solitary Sin - 07-09-2008, 02:31 PM

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I have God's permission, you insufferable strumpet.

Since your god's name isn't on the deed to my property, he can't give you permission to come onto it.

I would wager--if I didn't think gambling was a sin--that every time you undress you fantasize that I am leering at you.
I don't fantasize about being leered at by anyone, and especially not you.

I would also wager that you would love to move to my neighborhood so that your fantasy becomes a reality. Sorry to dash your dreams, but you'll never be able to afford my upscale neighborhood by chugging dongs for five dollars a pop.
I have a house in a very pretty neighborhoos, and my neighbors are friendly. Why would I want to move next door to a pervert like you?


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Default Re: The Solitary Sin - 07-09-2008, 02:58 PM

Dear sweet hell-bound Lumpy! I was hoping that by now you would have learned how to quote and reply properly. I see that isn't the case.


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Default Re: The Solitary Sin - 07-09-2008, 03:23 PM

Lumpy, Lumpy, Lumpy,

You know prefectly well why you want to move in next to Mr. Hatchet.
It seems you are one to go after the much older and more upstanding True Christian™ men. But, that's between you and the Lord, you perverted heathen! My prayers are with you, Mr. Hatchet, that this creature doesn't set foot into you fine neighborhood.

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Lumpy, Lumpy, Lumpy,

You know prefectly well why you want to move in next to Mr. Hatchet.
It seems you are one to go after the much older and more upstanding True Christian™ men. But, that's between you and the Lord, you perverted heathen! My prayers are with you, Mr. Hatchet, that this creature doesn't set foot into you fine neighborhood.

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No way would I want to move anywhere near that old pervert. I'd have to put up lead shutters, and they don't match my decor.


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Default Re: The Solitary Sin - 07-09-2008, 05:05 PM

Friend,

Like Jacquie, You seem to have a problem about casting false judgement.
Mr. Hatchet is a fine man and I wish there were more like him.

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No way would I want to move anywhere near that old pervert. I'd have to put up lead shutters, and they don't match my decor.
Let's see ....

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Lead shutters just might work. That's not that you'll actually need them, since dear Brother Hatchet is merely doing the Lord's work, and the innocent have nothing to hide.


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No dear, I actually own a very nice house, not a trashed mobile home.

Lead shutters just might work. That's not that you'll actually need them, since dear Brother Hatchet is merely doing the Lord's work, and the innocent have nothing to hide.
I don't take kindly to Peeping Toms, and Hatchet is a pervert.


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No way would I want to move anywhere near that old pervert. I'd have to put up lead shutters, and they don't match my decor.
Lead is poisonous and can damage the nervous system as well as cause brain disorders, but since you have deadly venereal diseases from having a cooter that's as easy to get into as Arizona State University, I suppose lead is not a primary concern for you.

And I am not an "old pervert." Read these testimonials:

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You are an inspiration Mr. Hatchet. You stand four square against all things gay. You are a great American. You've inspired me to start my own neighborhood inspections to ensure all in my locale is true and Godly. Your place is heaven is assured.
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Mr. Hatchet is a fine man and I wish there were more like him.
I could fill VOLUMES with similar quotations. Only Jesus is held in higher esteem, but I am a VERY CLOSE second. You will show me the respect and admiration that I so richly deserve, you repugnant trollop, or suffer my wrath.
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Only Jesus is held in higher esteem, but I am a VERY CLOSE second. You will show me the respect and admiration that I so richly deserve, you repugnant trollop, or suffer my wrath.
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Default Re: The Solitary Sin - 07-09-2008, 08:07 PM

Gadzooks! No wonder Lumpy's always upset! Someone's stolen her velvet painting of Elvis, "Hunting" wall tapestry, and Dent-U-Cup, Right off of her kitchen table!



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Gadzooks! No wonder Lumpy's always upset! Someone's stolen her velvet painting of Elvis, "Hunting" wall tapestry, and Dent-U-Cup, Right off of her kitchen table!



And it was not good Brother Hatchet
That's not my house, I have never owned a velvet painting of any kind, not would I wish to, I have no idea what a "Hunting" wall tapestry looks like, and I still have all my own teeth.

I wonder whose home this is that Hatchet has so badly trashed.


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You'd have to be pretty young to still have all of your baby teeth.


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I wonder whose home this is that Hatchet has so badly trashed.
Brother Hatchet, you didn't happen to find scores of pornographic magazines, crusty tissues, and multiple bottles of Clearasil, did you?


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Default Re: The Solitary Sin - 07-10-2008, 07:16 AM

Lumpy,

On the Contrary, I don't think calling Mr. Hatchet a "pervert" is showing respect. It's more like casting judgement.

Our Lord said in Matthew 7:1-3:

1Judge not, that ye be not judged.


2For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.
3And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?

So please choose your words more carefully.

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You don't see anything depraved about making someone else hold your penis while you urinate?
Surely, you don't. Don't you have to use your pinky to lift your husbands little penis up so that he can piss in the toilet? He's busy using both hands to move his underdeveloped testicles out of the way. Must have been pretty embarrassing for him peeing all over his own testicles before you showed up.
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Surely, you don't. Don't you have to use your pinky to lift your husbands little penis up so that he can piss in the toilet? He's busy using both hands to move his underdeveloped testicles out of the way. Must have been pretty embarrassing for him peeing all over his own testicles before you showed up.
He's quite capable of urinating without assistance. You, on the other hand, I doubt are even house-broken. Tell me, does your mommy still have newspapers all over the floor for you?


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He's quite capable of urinating without assistance. You, on the other hand, I doubt are even house-broken. Tell me, does your mommy still have newspapers all over the floor for you?
The strangest thing about you two is that your husband has to sit down to pee(without getting all over the floor) and you do it standing up. What's up with that?
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The strangest thing about you two is that your husband has to sit down to pee(without getting all over the floor) and you do it standing up. What's up with that?
You are obviously one very confused little boy. Either that or you've watched "About Schmidt" too many times.


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The strangest thing about you two is that your husband has to sit down to pee(without getting all over the floor) and you do it standing up. What's up with that?
Come on Vayher, cut it out. Everyone knows Lumpy sacrificed her husband's wedding tackle to her false goddess. The word "missing" not "tiny" applies here.



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Come on Vayher, cut it out. Everyone knows Lumpy sacrificed her husband's wedding tackle to her false goddess. The word "missing" not "tiny" applies here.

Neither "missing" not "tiny" is applicable.


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