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Witch Doctors Endorse Obama! -
10-30-2008, 10:34 PM
THIS just in; The evil witchdoctors in the jungles of South America have endorsed Obama, and are hard at work casting spells and begging satan to give the election to him! I'm told there will be video to come.
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Obama has the support of Peruvian faith-healers
LIMA, Peru (AP) - Barack Obama apparently can count on the support of a majority of Peruvian faith healers. Each of the 11 shamans in a Peruvian faith-healing organization said Wednesday that they have foreseen victory in the U.S. presidential race: nine for Democrat Obama and two for his Republican rival John McCain.
Blowing incense over a sacred llama fetus perched on a bed of coca leaves next to posters of the leading candidates, the shamans shook rattles, chanted "up, Obama, up!" and threw flowers at their images.
"Obama is growing stronger, I've seen that he has the spiritual support of Martin Luther King and John F. Kennedy to protect him," Juan Osco, president of the Apus-Inka healers association, told The Associated Press. "He's going to win."
Mary Gomez, a healer from the city of Chiclayo, said she has seen that Obama "will win and he will change history ... he is going to help all the Latinos living in the United States."
The shamans whistled, chanted and rubbed both posters with Andean spirit-totems, crucifixes, a statue of a dark-skinned Jesus and other idols to scare away bad spirits and negative energies they said might cause a fair and democratic election.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Witch Doctors Endorse Obama! -
10-30-2008, 10:43 PM
Sounds bizarre.
Almost as bizarre as someone thinking that a carpenter God who sacrificed himself to himself so he could let people into heaven is going to make McCain president.
Now that Obama is president I get to watch my wife have one of those black guys he promised her.
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Re: Witch Doctors Endorse Obama! -
10-31-2008, 12:49 AM
You need to listen to this, buster. Maybe it'll clear up your head a little bit.
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/audio/pod/crazy.mp3
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Re: Witch Doctors Endorse Obama! -
10-31-2008, 01:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
THIS just in; The evil witchdoctors in the jungles of South America have endorsed Obama, and are hard at work casting spells and begging satan to give the election to him! I'm told there will be video to come.
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Sarah Palin has her own godly prayer warriors countering the works of Satan. There is no doubt in my mind that the blessings that her godly preachers have placed upon Sarah will radiate to John McCain.
The ingrate who posted that video calls that tar skinned fellow a "witchdoctor" and attempts to mock Sister Palin, but we know that there is a difference between a satanic witch doctor from Peru and godly witch hunter from Africa.
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Re: Witch Doctors Endorse Obama! -
10-31-2008, 02:23 AM
Jesus is obviously better than these ooga-booga demons.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Witch Doctors Endorse Obama! -
10-31-2008, 03:36 AM
Next thing you know, Catholics will be endorsing Obama.
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Re: Witch Doctors Endorse Obama! -
10-31-2008, 03:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Jingles
Next thing you know, Catholics will be endorsing Obama.
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Too late
http://www.catholic.org/politics/story.php?id=27820
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