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Talking Help Me Pray For Midgets - 09-11-2009, 12:15 PM

Over the last few years, I hve been horrified by the expoltation of Midgets. Some call them little people but that causes undeformed children to be included in the classification. These are human beings, who's sole purpose it seems is to entertain and make people laugh. I'll admit, I had a few working my wedding in Vegas many years back, tumbling, jumping for things just out of reach and just plain waddling about. Everybody thought it was so funny. On retrospect, I am horrified I was looking at these abominations and deriving pleasure from thier antics.

For example, here are a binch of fellows tossing a midget in a superman shirt. At least they had decency to put a helmet on the thing:



This next image is a group of the little things pulling a plane. How ridiculous is that? You would think that many little brains would know they could never pull the plane fast enopugh to get it to fly. Even then, as soo as the plane was a few inches off the ground, all the tykes would be dangling from the strings.




Here we have a few Homers, a 'normal' person and one of these cocktail weenies. You can see them dancoing. A trined eye will see the littler freak is a drunken mic.



Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Talking Re: Help Me Pray For Midgets - 09-11-2009, 12:24 PM

To continue, here are perhaps the scariest ones I have ever seen. And to think this is from a supposed 'Family' movie but we all know who the wizard is trying to be, don't we. So I suppose instead of these being the 'lollipop Kids' in actuality, they are Satan's henchmen. Look how evil they are. Typical!



Now, we all know Paris Hilton. Apparently, we did not know her well enhough. Just look at these terrifying images!

Paris with midget lesbian rug munching lover, seems about the right height!




Paris with deviant:




Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Help Me Pray For Midgets - 09-11-2009, 12:29 PM

Next up we have perhaps one of the best know midget criminals. Well known for defiling good young white girls and turning them in to thieviomng drug addicts.




These next two show midgets still smoking. Apparently, they have been doing so since conception





Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Help Me Pray For Midgets - 09-11-2009, 12:36 PM

Next up, we have a could of filthy midgets that married. Married, can you beleive it!!!! They want to procreate, assuring more midgets!!!




Last but not least, we have Brian Peppers, well known for many antics:







This was an attempted elimation of Brian, but apparently, all it did was cause his eyes to bug out:



Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Help Me Pray For Midgets - 09-11-2009, 01:06 PM

James, thanks for posting that. The exploitation of those little freaks really gets my blood boiling. But it's their own fault, really. If they'd stay inside and hidden, like God intended, they wouldn't be humiliated, or raped by Paris Hilton.

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Default Re: Help Me Pray For Midgets - 09-11-2009, 01:12 PM

Midgets have always given me the heebie-jeebies. My father (Pastor Lamentations Flint) kept a few of them in the basement when I was kid. He eventually had them stuffed. I still have them somewhere around the estate.


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Smile Re: Help Me Pray For Midgets - 09-11-2009, 01:56 PM

I have to admit, I do laugh hysterically when I hold something up in the air just out of their reach or I bounce a ball off of their noggins. I also like it when I make them mad and they try to hit me. I just put my hand on their head and hold them back.

I am just a merry prankster!


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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Help Me Pray For Midgets - 09-11-2009, 05:06 PM

Do I have to pray for Bushwick Bill?

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Default Re: Help Me Pray For Midgets - 09-11-2009, 05:38 PM

Tonight, i shall say a small prayer for all Midgets.
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Default Re: Help Me Pray For Midgets - 09-11-2009, 06:21 PM

My trouble with these little demon freaks has been well documented. I'll pray for them when they apologize to me!


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Default Re: Help Me Pray For Midgets - 09-11-2009, 07:33 PM

Take it from me, there is an enormous difference between midgets and dwarves. Midgets are perfectly proportioned human beings, just smaller than most normal people.

Dwarves, however, are evil misshapen creatures that are living proof of God's wrathful and punitive disfigurement. Midgets are merely people who exhibit a lack of height. Yet dwarfism is not the lack of anything, but a positive plague, virulent in itself, contagious as cholera, with Filth, Criminality, Vice and Despair as only a few of its symptoms. It is to be stayed away from, even for purposes of study. It is to be shunned.
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Default Re: Help Me Pray For Midgets - 09-11-2009, 09:13 PM

Y'know, I would have expect a few lieberals to arrive and take issue but I reckon that deep down, they all feel the same. God's rules on midgets are clear and sensible. Midgets simply aren't normal and He recognizes that.

OTOH, we've not had any midget posters either - perhaps they can't reach the keyboard.





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Default Re: Help Me Pray For Midgets - 09-12-2009, 01:14 AM

Those midgets are Satan's spawn. They are demonic creations out of Satanist JR Tolkien's twisted mind. They are called hobbits and they do the bidding of Wiccans. Look at these vile demons. They're called Pygmies. They are not even human.




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Midgets running track!? Next thing you know, they'll be wanting to come to Church.

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What exactly is it you want us to pray FOR, Brother?

More midgets?

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What exactly is it you want us to pray FOR, Brother?

More midgets?

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I'm getting nothing. I have the JesuScript™ turned up to max. Do you have that installed? Pastor Peters had an update you maybe haven't gotten yet.


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What exactly is it you want us to pray FOR, Brother?

More midgets?
I agree, Sister Jenny. I'm a little bit confused of what Brother James would want us to pray for. Now, I doubt he is advocating praying for more midgets...maybe praying for less midgets? Could we get a prayer circle going that a 737 full of midgets en route to a midget convention will slam down face first in a Kansas cornfield?

And I don't think we can pray to God to change their height. God already made his decision and He is not going to change his Master Plan to our whims. Look, I wish these people didn't have to use step stools just to reach the freezer, or have to walk around staring at people's crotches all day long, but what can we do?



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