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Safe and Blessed GroundHOG Day, Christians! -
02-02-2010, 02:11 PM
Yes! KILL as many of the swine (I mean, rodents) as you can! Show them no Mercy!
Especially if you see one like this one - posing as an Easter Bunny in an attempt to Deliver you a sinful valentine
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Re: Safe and Blessed GroundHOG Day, Christians! -
02-02-2010, 02:37 PM
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Yes! KILL as many of the swine (I mean, rodents) as you can! Show them no Mercy!
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I see my favorite Holiday has arrived! Good thing I stocked up on ammo lately. Huge BBQ at my house folks, everyone is invited! And don't worry I will also shoot some bigger animals for those who don't like the taste of groundhog.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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True Christian™ Princess The Driving Force behind RA12 Have at it, anytime!
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Re: Safe and Blessed GroundHOG Day, Christians! -
02-02-2010, 02:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
I see my favorite Holiday has arrived! Good thing I stocked up on ammo lately. Huge BBQ at my house folks, everyone is invited! And don't worry I will also shoot some bigger animals for those who don't like the taste of groundhog.
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What a Good, Christian Man you are, Brother!
Though the sneaky rodents try to cheat by hiding underground this time of year...The Children love to tunnel in to flush them out!
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Re: Safe and Blessed GroundHOG Day, Christians! -
02-02-2010, 03:02 PM
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Though the sneaky rodents try to cheat
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Yes I know. Those smoke bombs I got from Brother Free Market Fred help a lot though.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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True Christian™ Princess The Driving Force behind RA12 Have at it, anytime!
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Re: Safe and Blessed GroundHOG Day, Christians! -
02-02-2010, 03:09 PM
Here's an even bigger and uglier one that is in today's news.
"Six more weeks of Winter," eh, Punx? I Hope you are the first one to be tossed into the Stewpot!
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Re: Safe and Blessed GroundHOG Day, Christians! -
02-02-2010, 03:22 PM
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"Six more weeks of Winter," eh, Punx?
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Nothing my Smith and Wesson 500 cannot handle. I already got 2 of them between the eyes. Great fun for the whole family as well. My youngest grandson, the one who shot himself in his foot a little while ago, shot his first rodent today!
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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True Christian™ Princess The Driving Force behind RA12 Have at it, anytime!
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Re: Safe and Blessed GroundHOG Day, Christians! -
02-02-2010, 07:54 PM
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Nothing my Smith and Wesson 500 cannot handle. I already got 2 of them between the eyes.
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No Doubt™ you can Shoot the hat Right off this verminous pest's little head!
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Re: Safe and Blessed GroundHOG Day, Christians! -
02-02-2010, 10:07 PM
Indeed. The next shot would be between the eyes though.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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True Christian™ Princess The Driving Force behind RA12 Have at it, anytime!
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Re: Safe and Blessed GroundHOG Day, Christians! -
02-02-2010, 10:42 PM
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Indeed. The next shot would be between the eyes though.
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Somebody got 'm a big one already
Looks like all the BuckShot fell down to the back end
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Re: Safe and Blessed GroundHOG Day, Christians! -
02-02-2010, 11:57 PM
Groundhog's day is an evil holiday that celebrates divination witchcraft, and should be banned.
And when they shall say unto you, Seek unto them that have familiar spirits, and unto wizards that peep, and that mutter: should not a people seek unto their God? Isaiah 8:19
Anybody who wants a supernatural weather forecast should turn to a True Christian™ Certified Prophet of God®, such as Pat Robertson or our own Pastor Deacon Fred, not to some Satanic Pennsylvanian dressed up like Abraham Lincoln.
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Re: Safe and Blessed GroundHOG Day, Christians! -
02-03-2010, 12:40 AM
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Satanic Pennsylvanian dressed up like Abraham Lincoln.
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I can see why he dressed up as President Lincoln: To try to disguise the Fact that he's actually a hooknose joo!!!
Anyway. By the expression on the hebe, it looks like his little ratty buddy just took a bite out of him. Shout Glory!
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Re: Safe and Blessed GroundHOG Day, Christians! -
02-03-2010, 04:20 AM
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Groundhog's day is an evil holiday that celebrates divination witchcraft, and should be banned.
And when they shall say unto you, Seek unto them that have familiar spirits, and unto wizards that peep, and that mutter: should not a people seek unto their God? Isaiah 8:19
Anybody who wants a supernatural weather forecast should turn to a True Christian™ Certified Prophet of God®, such as Pat Robertson or our own Pastor Deacon Fred, not to some Satanic Pennsylvanian dressed up like Abraham Lincoln.
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Amen Brother! The Bible tells us that prognostication and bestiality are sins, and this unholy festival brings them both together is a cesspool of depravity.
And remember what happened the last time a group of heathens turned their backs on God and started bowing down to an animal!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Safe and Blessed GroundHOG Day, Christians! -
02-03-2010, 03:37 PM
I have lain awake all night pondering upon all of this and JESUS has led me to the answer:
RatAttack2010 ("RA10") will be led by this very joo. Surprise, surprise, surprise! I must have been blind not to have seen that these "people" who have caused all the world's miseries would be the ones behind the Dastardly Deed.
Here Moise Pippic communes with his Gunny Sergeant, soon to flush out his fellow rats everywhere so they can storm us en masse.
Below, "Der Fuehrer" communicates with his pestilent StormTroopers:
May God have Mercy upon us all
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