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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
10-18-2012, 11:12 PM
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
11-30-2012, 08:10 PM
Why do handicapped retards get all the good parking spots? First off, God hates them.
Lev.21:17-23
Secondly, they get in the way. I was held up in my car while they rolled some freak out of the back of a van in a wheelchair (using some sort of retard ramp device). This process of unloading the hell bound cripple took a whole 5 minutes!! I'm a busy man, I don't have time for this
Thirdly, they are extremely rude!! They ignored my repeated honks and shouts to hurry things up!!
Maybe if they didn't spit in the face of Jesus, God wouldn't have smote them. It's all their own fault!
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
11-30-2012, 08:35 PM
The coffee I was served today at the Freehold Wallmart for Breakfast was to cold and not as hot as Jesus wants my coffee to be. Revelation 3:16
So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth. The Wallmart associates been positively uppity since The One's (snicker) re-appointment to our White House by affirmative action people. I pray Christ will do something about this soon.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
11-30-2012, 08:41 PM
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Why do handicapped retards get all the good parking spots? First off, God hates them.
Lev.21:17-23
Secondly, they get in the way. I was held up in my car while they rolled some freak out of the back of a van in a wheelchair (using some sort of retard ramp device). This process of unloading the hell bound cripple took a whole 5 minutes!! I'm a busy man, I don't have time for this
Thirdly, they are extremely rude!! They ignored my repeated honks and shouts to hurry things up!!
Maybe if they didn't spit in the face of Jesus, God wouldn't have smote them. It's all their own fault!
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Amen, brother. We know from simple logic that if there is a just and omnipotent God reigning over the cosmos, this entails that cripples and retards actually deserve to be handicapped. For if God would not aid those undeserving of misfortune, He would not be just; and if He could not, then He would not be omnipotent.
I find this knowledge very reassuring. And it totally justifies voting Republican.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
11-30-2012, 08:48 PM
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The coffee I was served today at the Freehold Wallmart for Breakfast was to cold and not as hot as Jesus wants my coffee to be. Revelation 3:16
So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth. The Wallmart associates been positively uppity since The One's (snicker) re-appointment to our White House by affirmative action people. I pray Christ will do something about this soon.
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I really don't want anyone who has anal sex handling my coffee, especially if they haven't washed their hands. That pretty much rules WalMart out until Christian Uganda invades socialist Kenya and takes over their dark ops, no pun intended.
Uganda! Save us from the Kenyan invasion! George Bush would have done the same for you (unless Israel was the perpetrator, of course )!
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11-30-2012, 11:05 PM
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These blue Golden Corral cups. Notice the bubbles implying "oneness with nature" and the color blue, suggesting the water is from God's oceans--an outright lie!
Notice the PEPSI logo, which is really what the beverage at first was (sent to our table by mistake). So much sinful association. Can't eat anywhere these days without the Devil popping his ugly head in.
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I am offended by your consumption of soda, and plastic.....
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)
But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. (Luke 19:27)
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12-01-2012, 03:29 AM
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I am offended by your consumption of soda, and plastic.....
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I am offended by your intolerance.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
12-01-2012, 06:59 AM
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I am offended by your intolerance.
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Maybe you should turn to the mirror while you're pointing that finger.
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)
But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. (Luke 19:27)
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
12-01-2012, 07:36 AM
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Maybe you should turn to the mirror while you're pointing that finger.
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More intolerance and hatemongering. It must hurt to be that sinful.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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12-05-2012, 06:46 PM
I was in the train today. I wa sitting there in front of me another guy.
After a while i recognised that our legs touch each other. So i slowly pulled away hoping the situation doesn't get too embarrassing.
Believe it or not minutes later he started to go near my legs again. I was really happy that my station was near.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
12-06-2012, 12:36 AM
Racism offends me. Last night I had a dream. I believe God was answering a prayer in my dream to a question I asked of Him.
In my dream I relived a past memory. My wife and I were down south some time ago. We came out of a restaurant and were waiting there for our other party. There were two men sitting on the bench and they began saying racial remarks towards me. I lost control, sort of, when they started in on my wife, when one of them made a quick move by standing up fast. Having military and 18 years of martial arts training, I put the man into a submissive position swiftly. His mouth kept opening up and moving as he spewed filth out towards my wife, obviously knowing he struck a nerve in me. I had the man down on the ground with his face near the concrete, my impulse at the time was to hit him on the back of the head so as to knock his teeth out against the asphalt.
The better part of me stood up against this action that would only reinforce his racial ignorance, although there was such a strong part of me that wanted to do that. Perhaps so he would rethink his actions for the next person who he identified in such a superficial way.
It was a bad area where we were. The newspaper showed where a gent was dragged behind a car and left for dead because of his race. We only had business there for a few days, and thankfully that was the only incident that we came away with.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
12-06-2012, 01:40 AM
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Racism offends me. Last night I had a dream. I believe God was answering a prayer in my dream to a question I asked of Him.
In my dream I relived a past memory. My wife and I were down south some time ago. We came out of a restaurant and were waiting there for our other party. There were two men sitting on the bench and they began saying racial remarks towards me. I lost control, sort of, when they started in on my wife, when one of them made a quick move by standing up fast. Having military and 18 years of martial arts training, I put the man into a submissive position swiftly. His mouth kept opening up and moving as he spewed filth out towards my wife, obviously knowing he struck a nerve in me. I had the man down on the ground with his face near the concrete, my impulse at the time was to hit him on the back of the head so as to knock his teeth out against the asphalt.
The better part of me stood up against this action that would only reinforce his racial ignorance, although there was such a strong part of me that wanted to do that. Perhaps so he would rethink his actions for the next person who he identified in such a superficial way.
It was a bad area where we were. The newspaper showed where a gent was dragged behind a car and left for dead because of his race. We only had business there for a few days, and thankfully that was the only incident that we came away with.
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Friend, I think that Jesus and I are more understanding of your violent, Samurai nature. It is not your fault that you are part Asian, any more than it is a badger's fault that he is a badger. God created beasts so that man could eat, and operate a chariot. He also created Asians, so that Jesus would have something to see off in the distance while Satan was tempting Him in Luke 4:5. I'm not sure why He made you people so bloodthirsty, but His Will is often mysterious that way.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
12-06-2012, 02:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Shimei
Racism offends me. Last night I had a dream. I believe God was answering a prayer in my dream to a question I asked of Him.
In my dream I relived a past memory. My wife and I were down south some time ago. We came out of a restaurant and were waiting there for our other party. There were two men sitting on the bench and they began saying racial remarks towards me. I lost control, sort of, when they started in on my wife, when one of them made a quick move by standing up fast. Having military and 18 years of martial arts training, I put the man into a submissive position swiftly. His mouth kept opening up and moving as he spewed filth out towards my wife, obviously knowing he struck a nerve in me. I had the man down on the ground with his face near the concrete, my impulse at the time was to hit him on the back of the head so as to knock his teeth out against the asphalt.
The better part of me stood up against this action that would only reinforce his racial ignorance, although there was such a strong part of me that wanted to do that. Perhaps so he would rethink his actions for the next person who he identified in such a superficial way.
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Are you sure it wasn't an angel you were wrestling?
24 And Jacob was left alone; and there wrestled a man with him until the breaking of the day.
25 And when he saw that he prevailed not against him, he touched the hollow of his thigh; and the hollow of Jacob's thigh was out of joint, as he wrestled with him.
26 And he said, Let me go, for the day breaketh. And he said, I will not let thee go, except thou bless me.
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It was a bad area where we were. The newspaper showed where a gent was dragged behind a car and left for dead because of his race. We only had business there for a few days, and thankfully that was the only incident that we came away with.
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That hasn't happened in at least 20 years.
Were you wearing a Flava Flave massive clock around your neck held on with a gold rope? Did you show up in a Raiders starter jacket and start hitting on his girlfriend after changing the jukebox to the one rap song that was in it?
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
12-06-2012, 03:15 AM
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Are you sure it wasn't an angel you were wrestling?
24 And Jacob was left alone; and there wrestled a man with him until the breaking of the day.
25 And when he saw that he prevailed not against him, he touched the hollow of his thigh; and the hollow of Jacob's thigh was out of joint, as he wrestled with him.
26 And he said, Let me go, for the day breaketh. And he said, I will not let thee go, except thou bless me.
That hasn't happened in at least 20 years.
Were you wearing a Flava Flave massive clock around your neck held on with a gold rope? Did you show up in a Raiders starter jacket and start hitting on his girlfriend after changing the jukebox to the one rap song that was in it?
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Maybe the angels of others are my demons?
Coincidinky, one day my daughter came home from school. This was in the first or second grade. She was in tears. I wiped her eyes and asked what was wrong. She said the other children keep slanting their eyes, pulling them back making fun of mine.
Amazingly, this has led to all kinds of financial opportunities not available to all children. God has truly been kind and blessed us.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
12-06-2012, 03:39 AM
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Amazingly, this has led to all kinds of financial opportunities not available to all children. God has truly been kind and blessed us.
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So you are a communist. I suspected as much.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
12-06-2012, 04:49 AM
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Maybe the angels of others are my demons?
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Um, I'm pretty sure angles aren't Demon Shape Shifters.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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12-06-2012, 04:51 AM
I am offended by people who spell Christmas as "Xmas"
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
12-06-2012, 04:53 AM
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Um, I'm pretty sure angles aren't Demon Shape Shifters.
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Perhaps not.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
12-06-2012, 05:16 AM
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Maybe the angels of others are my demons?
Coincidinky, one day my daughter came home from school. This was in the first or second grade. She was in tears. I wiped her eyes and asked what was wrong. She said the other children keep slanting their eyes, pulling them back making fun of mine.
Amazingly, this has led to all kinds of financial opportunities not available to all children. God has truly been kind and blessed us.
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I don't understand how it is offensive to slant ones eyes. You ornamentals do it all the time, but it's a problem if someone else does it? Christ and hypocrisy are like oil and water, friend. You should try to avoid double standards.
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12-06-2012, 05:33 AM
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She said the other children keep slanting their eyes, pulling them back making fun of mine.
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Well, thank goodness the plate faces would never be racist to whites, right? Why not move on over to Japan or China so you can be treated so well?
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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