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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 09-09-2014, 11:17 PM

Someone here thinks that I ride the shortbus. I've never actually ridden one in my life.
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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 09-10-2014, 12:00 AM

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Someone here thinks that I ride the shortbus. I've never actually ridden one in my life.
Why so glum, scum? Remember, Jesus can cure you of being a retard. Heck, He can even get you a new ride. How's that sound, champ?
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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 09-10-2014, 12:45 AM

I'm not a retard.
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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 09-10-2014, 12:49 AM

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I'm not a retard.
Of course, sweetie. You are just, um, different. What would be a nice way to say it...? Oh, I know. IQ challenged.
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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 09-10-2014, 01:13 AM

My IQ is 120. I don't think that's "IQ challenged."
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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 09-10-2014, 01:25 AM

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My IQ is 120. I don't think that's "IQ challenged."
Oh, of course, sweetie. I believe you are intelligent about as much as I believe that you "discovered" a plant-animal made of plastic.



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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 09-10-2014, 01:29 AM

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I'm not a retard.
Don't take a tone with me, Corky!
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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 09-10-2014, 01:31 AM

I'm using an iphone.
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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 09-10-2014, 01:47 AM

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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 09-10-2014, 06:22 PM

I'm offended by my new username.
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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 09-10-2014, 06:46 PM

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My IQ is 120.
In base 8, maybe.


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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 09-11-2014, 12:06 AM

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I'm offended by my new username.
Stop your hand-flapping and get right with Christ already!

We can do this the easy way (James 1:5)... or the hard way (Proverbs 26:3). Your choice, buddy!

And just to keep this thread on track, I am offended on Jesus' behalf by your recalcitrance.
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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 09-11-2014, 02:43 AM

Howdy I am watching the television set jeopardy program and they gotta black woman on it and they gotta quare fella thats touched in the head and I can't tell if the quare fella is a guy or a gal but he really makes me mad whatever he is. Have a nice day.

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 09-11-2014, 03:19 AM

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Those guys make me wanna laugh and they make me wanna punch them and having two different feelings like that makes me really mad. Have a nice day but make them quit doing that.

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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 09-11-2014, 04:14 AM

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Those guys make me wanna laugh and they make me wanna punch them and having two different feelings like that makes me really mad. Have a nice day but make them quit doing that.

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This uppity homofag has really got me going.


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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 10-19-2014, 03:51 AM

I stopped at Subway this evening to get a hot, cheesy foot-long. To my astonishment, I noticed a gimp behind the counter, hobbling around like he owned the place! Must be the janitor, I consoled myself...but, no!

Alas, the wretch shambled up to the meat tray and asked what kind of sandwich I wanted, having the unmitigated cheek to make eye contact with me when he spoke...talk about adding insult to injury!

Anyhow, I was so stricken with horror that I couldn't even find the words to shout out a proper rebuke, much less articulate what I wanted on my sandwich, so I just stifled a groan and pointed to my toppings of choice through the sneeze-guard.

I stared, transfixed, as the pig-eyed circus freak scampered about, rat-like, with an efficiency obviously fueled by supernatural evil. His hands were a flury of motion that seemed to mesmerize, and it wasn't long before I found myself in thrall to his wicked enchantments.

With a supreme effort of will and a hasty prayer to Christ, I managed to break the spell and sidestepped my way over to the cash register. I forked over the money, grabbed my foot-long, and beat a hasty retreat, still wracking my numbed mind for the proper verse to hurl at the gimp on my way out the door.

Needless to say, I had lost my appetite. I climbed into the rig and fed the sandwich to my service pit bull, Judas.

I plan on writing a strongly worded letter of complaint to the manager tomorrow, complete with supporting scripture!
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