[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

Originally Posted by Aholibah

Sorry Marko. I missed this.
I can do basic meals, but I'm not a cordon bleu chef.

If you can not make food...Then what use are you?

[Aholibah]

I can show you in person what I'm not only useful for, but very good at

[Faith_Machine]

Young lady, the Department of Faith already knows your IP address from there, all my lawyer needs is to subpoena your ISP and get your true identity. I'd really hate to have to get a judge to issue a temporary restraining order to prevent you from further defaming me.

[Aholibah]

Originally Posted by Faith_Machine

Young lady, the Department of Faith already knows your IP address from there, all my lawyer needs is to subpoena your ISP and get your true identity. I'd really hate to have to get a judge to issue a temporary restraining order to prevent you from further defaming me.

They may be interested in your closet. I heard a lot of banging in there and a sort of muffled crying. I don't suppose you have a lady bound and gagged in there, do you?

[Faith_Machine]

I don't suppose you'd like to stop derailing this conversation and get back on track to discuss things that are real, such as Jesus and His incomprehensible willingness to save your worthless soul?

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

Originally Posted by Aholibah

I can show you in person what I'm not only useful for, but very good at

Skinning a deer carcass? Washing dishes? Laundry?

[Miguel De Morillo]

Proverbs 7:26-27King James Version (KJV)

26 For she hath cast down many wounded: yea, many strong men have been slain by her.

27 Her house is the way to hell, going down to the chambers of death.

you allow sluts to post on here ? and lead your members to hell ?

[GOD=life]

Originally Posted by Miguel De Morillo

King James Version (KJV)

Originally Posted by Miguel De Morillo

you allow sluts to post on here?

Harlots are welcome in Heaven too. As True Christians, we are loving and wish only for them to join us in Heaven.

Originally Posted by Miguel De Morillo

and lead your members to hell ?

That's not possible: True Christians™ are saved:

Eph. 2:8-9: For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: [it is] the gift of God: Not of works, lest any man should boast.

John 3:18: He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

[Miguel De Morillo]

Deuteronomy 22:21King James Version (KJV)

21 Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you.

The bible says to stone her

[Jim Farmer]

She does have a couple of redeeming features.

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by Miguel De Morillo

...The bible says to stone her

Yes, but that would be illegal, and the Bible also says True Christians™ have to obey the law:

Titus 3:1 "Put them in mind to be subject to principalities and powers, to obey magistrates, to be ready to every good work,"

[GOD=life]

Originally Posted by Miguel De Morillo

King James Version (KJV)

You know how to appeal to a Christian man

Originally Posted by Miguel De Morillo

Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you.

In this one sentence alone, there are already 3 different elements that make it not apply to this situation. You can't just blindly take verses out of a hat. Besides, quite importantly, that Jesus Christ forbade stoning in such a case:

John 8:5 Now Moses in the law commanded us, that such should be stoned: but what sayest thou?

(see, that's you here going: eh, but she must be stoned!!)

John 8:6 This they said, tempting him, that they might have to accuse him. But Jesus stooped down, and with his finger wrote on the ground, as though he heard them not.

John 8:7 So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her.

John 8:8 And again he stooped down, and wrote on the ground.

John 8:9 And they which heard it, being convicted by their own conscience, went out one by one, beginning at the eldest, even unto the last: and Jesus was left alone, and the woman standing in the midst.

John 8:10 When Jesus had lifted up himself, and saw none but the woman, he said unto her, Woman, where are those thine accusers? hath no man condemned thee?

John 8:11 She said, No man, Lord. And Jesus said unto her, Neither do I condemn thee: go, and sin no more.


Now of course, you are technically right that as True Christians are without sin, they may (or perhaps SHOULD) commit to stoning harlots. But.... as Brother Much pointed out, we are to follow the law of the land and currently, stoning is not allowed. We are praying like crazy of course that now that Indiana and Arkansas have thrown down the gauntlet, we will re-Christianize the United States of America.

READ THIS:

http://landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=44504

PRAISE JESUS !!!

Pro-tip: invest in companies producing stones!

[Miguel De Morillo]

Thanks God=Life, perhaps stoning harlots is a wee bit harsh, I will pray about it and ask some spiritual leaders their opinion on the matter

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by Miguel De Morillo

Thanks God=Life, perhaps stoning harlots is a wee bit harsh, I will pray about it and ask some spiritual leaders their opinion on the matter

Don't be too hard on yourself, dear. Stoning harlots is perfectly appropriate when sanctioned by the Lord God Almighty Himself! As God=life has already shown, this isn't the case in this particular instance. But rest assured, should that filthy flea-ridden tramp ever get within a stone's throw of Freehold, the game changes!

[Regens Kuechl]

Originally Posted by Aholibah

They may be interested in your closet. I heard a lot of banging in there and a sort of muffled crying. I don't suppose you have a lady bound and gagged in there, do you?

@Faith Machine!!! Do you hold a little boy prisoner in your closet for your nightly pleasures???
You were suspectible to me for a long time already!!!

@ Miss Alhoha-Hawaii please try to remember what else you can tell about this unfortunate Creature. (And I mean both: Fornicator Machiene AND his Minor Midget in his home!!!)

Oh -and happy easter to all the three of you!!!