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08-04-2011, 09:47 AM
thank you for opening your place to me. i have found you by divine intervention.
my name is karl, i dont go to church but thats because there are no all white churches where i live.
when my soul is burdened i often remember habakkuk 1:14:
"And makest men as the fishes of the sea, as the creeping things, [that have] no ruler over them?"
i can identify with where you stand on raising your children healthy in mind and body and protected from the abominations of this decaying world. it is a great concern to me as i am forced to live in the land of the dark.
also, i admire the accuracy and plain logic of some of the creationist evidence i found here. in particular i find Ezekiel Bathfire's sound argumentation and scietific approach very exciting. his test with the dolphins is flawless and can not be argued with.
i wish you all a blessed day
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08-04-2011, 09:55 AM
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blessed day
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catholic or witch?
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08-04-2011, 12:17 PM
which catholic?
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08-04-2011, 01:39 PM
You live in the "land of the dark," you say.
You really should consider leaving Missouri and moving to Iowa.
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08-04-2011, 03:56 PM
Who told you of Project Habakkuk ?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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08-04-2011, 11:16 PM
"Subdude?"
If you're a Christian, friend, perhaps you'd care to explain why your screen name is an S&M reference?
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08-05-2011, 03:55 AM
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08-05-2011, 11:04 AM
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"Subdude?"
If you're a Christian, friend, perhaps you'd care to explain why your screen name is an S&M reference?
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Escaped gimp (female)(catholic)(witch)(mohammedan) [not that there's much difference]. Unlikely to have children.
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I was quite concerned about trying to get on board an aircraft without breaking my regimen and uncovering my face in public.
Over the last five weeks since we started this on Dec 1, I have not shown my face to anyone except Sir and our maid who helps me dress. I have actually become very comfortable with wearing the burqa in public and the thought of showing up at an airport with a naked head etc.
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so it's common enough for blogosph. presence: not surprising that one"d turn up here
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08-05-2011, 11:29 AM
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Escaped gimp (female)(catholic)(witch)(mohammedan) [not that there's much difference]. Unlikely to have children.
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Hear, hear, sister!
It even reeks on famdom / faminazi wicked games; you know, about latex-clad dykes stomping all over helpless men with their thigh-high boots. Repuslive!
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08-05-2011, 12:55 PM
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stomping … helpless men
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to demean the status of God's conduit, of light to a lesser thing is Satan's prime radiant of darkness.
Daniel 3:18; 8:1-27
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08-05-2011, 06:44 PM
So now it's not just Muslims who are afforded special rights and privileges; it's also the kinky weirdos pretending to be Muslims because it gets them off? I wish I was surprised, but I'm not.
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08-06-2011, 03:33 AM
I laugh at how full of hate you are. Not only do you hate a good deal of other people, but you even hate most of the people who try to join this forum because they also hate a great deal of races and cultures. I really do feel sorry for you all.
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08-06-2011, 03:44 AM
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I laugh at how full of hate you are. Not only do you hate a good deal of other people, but you even hate most of the people who try to join this forum because they also hate a great deal of races and cultures. I really do feel sorry for you all.
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We don't hate anybody. Christ tells us in the Gospels to love our enemies. We show them love. And sometimes love means having to tell people like it is instead of enabling their sinful lifestyle.
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08-06-2011, 04:01 AM
Really? Then how do you feel about homosexuals?
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08-06-2011, 04:09 AM
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Really? Then how do you feel about homosexuals?
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How we feel about homosexuals is completely irrelevant. The only thing that matters is how God feels about them. He is very clear on this matter:
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1 Corinthians 6:9-10
9Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
10Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.
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Leviticus 18:22
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind it is abomination.
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Would you have us lie to homosexuals and cheer them on as they use their penises to dig their own graves?
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08-06-2011, 04:14 AM
You all are nothing but racist, sexist, and homophobic people that use the bible as an excuse to justify your behavior and actions. I used to feel sorry for you, thinking it was fear of hell that drove you those way. But now I know better.
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08-06-2011, 04:23 AM
Well, they certainly can be hateful in their interpretation of God's Word, however it doesn't make what is written in the Bible any less true. I generally encourage people to ignore the less loving parts of it. If we could do that, we can build God anew.
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08-06-2011, 04:27 AM
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You all are nothing but racist, sexist, and homophobic people that use the bible as an excuse to justify your behavior and actions. I used to feel sorry for you, thinking it was fear of hell that drove you those way. But now I know better.
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Don't be ridiculous. We use the Bible as a GUIDE, not an excuse.
Have you tried reading it, cover-to-cover? It just might change your life.
I don't expect you to, since like all atheists you think you know everything.
(2 Timothy 3:7) "Ever learning, and never able to come to the knowledge of the truth."
Read that twice before you reply, please.
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08-06-2011, 04:28 AM
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You all are nothing but racist, sexist, and homophobic people that use the bible as an excuse to justify your behavior and actions. I used to feel sorry for you, thinking it was fear of hell that drove you those way. But now I know better.
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I see that you've completely ignored my response. I'll take that as your admission that you haven't got a leg to stand on, and obviously can not refute God's inerrant word.
Now then, I must say I'm deeply concerned about your characterization of us as bigots. If you ever witness any instance of bigotry or hate speech on this Web site, please bring it to the attention of a Landover pastor immediately!
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08-06-2011, 04:34 AM
I have before, I got an infraction for it.
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