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08-26-2009, 06:49 PM
Please pray for all the fools on this forum, that they get rational, realistic and less hatefull to allmost anyone on this earth besides their own GOSH DARN selves.
The fact that you guys got assraped by the local pastor in your little hick villages doesnt mean that you have to hate the rest of the world. I love to meet the one person who actually has a college degree on this forum because religion is one thing but making statements like you do is another.
Being as extreme as you guys indicates on mental illnes, extreme lack of autonomy and extreme low IQ (isnt it strange that 90% of the big thinkers in the world Philosiphists etc are Atheists or none believers). Perhaps you should go to a "become a normal well thinking person camp" instead of sending homosexuals to straightcamps.
You guys make me sick and I wish i could all make you realize how absurdly sad you guys are...
Im no homosexual, and im not against any religion what so ever but you guys make with your mental disease called extremistic believing. You're not better than the guys who caused the 911 attack only you dont even realise you're sick people.
Im off, i'm gonna go hate some homo-haters, beat up some woman beaters and discuss the meaning of life with people who actually have some sense and are able to have a discussion without quoting a book that is made-up by one twisted son of a bitch .
You're probably going to ban me for this, but that only proves my point.
Good day for you all!
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08-26-2009, 06:58 PM
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The fact that you guys got assraped by the local pastor in your little hick villages doesnt mean that you have to hate the rest of the world. I love to meet the one person who actually has a college degree on this forum because religion is one thing but making statements like you do is another.
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And I will pray for Jesus to forgive you for your blind hatred friend.
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08-26-2009, 07:03 PM
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Please pray for all the fools on this forum, that they get rational, realistic and less hatefull to allmost anyone on this earth besides their own GODDAMN selves.
The fact that you guys got assraped by the local pastor in your little hick villages doesnt mean that you have to hate the rest of the world. I love to meet the one person who actually has a college degree on this forum because religion is one thing but making statements like you do is another.
Being as extreme as you guys indicates on mental illnes, extreme lack of autonomy and extreme low IQ (isnt it strange that 90% of the big thinkers in the world Philosiphists etc are Atheists or none believers). Perhaps you should go to a "become a normal well thinking person camp" instead of sending homosexuals to straightcamps.
You guys make me sick and I wish i could all make you realize how absurdly sad you guys are...
Im no homosexual, and im not against any religion what so ever but you guys make with your mental disease called extremistic believing. You're not better than the guys who caused the 911 attack only you dont even realise you're sick people.
Im off, i'm gonna go hate some homo-haters, beat up some woman beaters and discuss the meaning of life with people who actually have some sense and are able to have a discussion without quoting a book that is made-up by one twisted son of a bitch .
You're probably going to ban me for this, but that only proves my point.
Good day for you all!
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08-26-2009, 07:33 PM
You're obviously a fag if you love them so much and hate Jesus.
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08-26-2009, 07:36 PM
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Please pray for all the fools on this forum, that they get rational, realistic and less hatefull to allmost anyone on this earth besides their own GODDAMN selves. The fact that you guys got assraped by the local pastor in your little hick villages doesnt mean that you have to hate the rest of the world. I love to meet the one person who actually has a college degree on this forum because religion is one thing but making statements like you do is another. Being as extreme as you guys indicates on mental illnes, extreme lack of autonomy and extreme low IQ (isnt it strange that 90% of the big thinkers in the world Philosiphists etc are Atheists or none believers). Perhaps you should go to a "become a normal well thinking person camp" instead of sending homosexuals to straightcamps. You guys make me sick and I wish i could all make you realize how absurdly sad you guys are... Im no homosexual, and im not against any religion what so ever but you guys make with your mental disease called extremistic believing. You're not better than the guys who caused the 911 attack only you dont even realise you're sick people. Im off, i'm gonna go hate some homo-haters, beat up some woman beaters and discuss the meaning of life with people who actually have some sense and are able to have a discussion without quoting a book that is made-up by one twisted son of a bitch . You're probably going to ban me for this, but that only proves my point. Good day for you all!
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You are a border-line illiterate, foreign God-mocker. I highlighted your errors so you can work on your spelling.
We don't care much what your kind thinks, but we do wish you would accept Jesus and start living a Christian life. Unless you are a retarded, because in that case you can never be Saved. Are you a retarded friend? I certainly hope not, as that would mean you were headed to Hell for sure.
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You're obviously a fag if you love them so much and hate Jesus.
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Dude if you dont hate someone that doest mean you love them. I think you're a fag because you love this guy so much: called Jesus
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08-26-2009, 07:40 PM
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Captain Portway fixed your post for you. Yep, you're brilliant alright.
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08-26-2009, 07:40 PM
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Dude if you dont hate someone that doest mean you love them. I think you're a fag because you love this guy so much: called Jesus
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Why the hate? Why are you so offended by Christianity?
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08-26-2009, 07:41 PM
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Please pray for all the fools on this forum, that they get rational, realistic and less hatefull to allmost anyone on this earth besides their own GODDAMN selves.
The fact that you guys got assraped by the local pastor in your little hick villages doesnt mean that you have to hate the rest of the world. I love to meet the one person who actually has a college degree on this forum because religion is one thing but making statements like you do is another.
Being as extreme as you guys indicates on mental illnes, extreme lack of autonomy and extreme low IQ (isnt it strange that 90% of the big thinkers in the world Philosiphists etc are Atheists or none believers). Perhaps you should go to a "become a normal well thinking person camp" instead of sending homosexuals to straightcamps.
You guys make me sick and I wish i could all make you realize how absurdly sad you guys are...
Im no homosexual, and im not against any religion what so ever but you guys make with your mental disease called extremistic believing. You're not better than the guys who caused the 911 attack only you dont even realise you're sick people.
Im off, i'm gonna go hate some homo-haters, beat up some woman beaters and discuss the meaning of life with people who actually have some sense and are able to have a discussion without quoting a book that is made-up by one twisted son of a bitch .
You're probably going to ban me for this, but that only proves my point.
Good day for you all!
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08-26-2009, 07:45 PM
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Dude if you dont hate someone that doest mean you love them. I think you're a fag because you love this guy so much: called Jesus
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Agnost. You might as well be called "Assghost" because you have no more substance than an especially egregious (look it up) fart. We don't hate anyone. We simply agree with God.
You see, we believe the Bible (AV1611 King James). We believe it word-for-word, and agree with everything God said in it. Anyone who doesn't, doesn't really believe any of it.
So when God says He hates someone, we have to agree with Him. For example, that profligate whoremonger, drunkard, and murderer Edward "Ted" Kennedy. God hates all those things and makes certain we know that no one like that will make it into Heaven.
So then, do we hate Teddy boy when we say we are glad he is burning in Hell? Of course not. We are happy about it because God did it. Does that make any sense to your little pea brain?
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18For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;
19Because that which may be known of God is manifest in them; for God hath shewed it unto them.
20For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:
21Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened.
22Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,
23And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.
24Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:
25Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.
26For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
27And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
28And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;
29Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers,
30Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents,
31Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: 32Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
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08-26-2009, 07:46 PM
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Dude(,) if you dont hate someone that doest mean you love them. Vulgar pejorative deleted.
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You're doing a great job showing that you're smarter than us so far.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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08-26-2009, 07:47 PM
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I love to meet the one person who actually has a college degree on this forum because religion is one thing but making statements like you do is another.
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I have two doctorate degrees, one in Theology and the other in Biblical Studies both from Biola University.
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08-26-2009, 07:50 PM
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You are a border-line illiterate, foreign God-mocker. I highlighted your errors so you can work on your spelling.
We don't care much what your kind thinks, but we do wish you would accept Jesus and start living a Christian life. Unless you are a retarded, because in that case you can never be Saved. Are you a retarded friend? I certainly hope not, as that would mean you were headed to Hell for sure.
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Thank you for correcting me you do know your spelling. And I'm sorry to dissapoint you but I'm not a Border-liner, I'm actually almost a Psychologist and I can only say: you guys need help.
Yes I'm foreign, and I'm glad, we don't have as many sicko's like you in Europe, maybe that's why we're not bankrupt and such a hypocritical, conservative and corrupt country.
I didn't want to say this because it may sound rude, but you know I actully hope you get a retarded child, to let you realise the nature isn't perfect and that you have to have respect for the another.
There is something called DNA you know, flaws in DNA cause retardism, it's all a matter of badluck. I'm sorry for you that you're so narrowminded.
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08-26-2009, 08:00 PM
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Why the hate? Why are you so offended by Christianity?
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I'm not offended by Christianity itself because I respect religion in general (but not the extremistic versions of it). I'm offended by things you say about groups of people you're supposed to respect isn't there a rule about respect for you're fellow human being in your little handbook?
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08-26-2009, 08:01 PM
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Yes I'm foreign, and I'm glad, we don't have as many sicko's like you in Europe
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Careful there pal.
So tell us, who came up with that big bang bullshit (BBB ). An "atheist"?
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08-26-2009, 08:01 PM
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Thank you for correcting me you do know your spelling. And I'm sorry to dissapoint you but I'm not a Border-liner, I'm actually almost a Psychologist and I can only say: you guys need help.
Yes I'm foreign, and I'm glad, we don't have as many sicko's like you in Europe, maybe that's why we're not bankrupt and such a hypocritical, conservative and corrupt country.
I didn't want to say this because it may sound rude, but you know I actully hope you get a retarded child, to let you realise the nature isn't perfect and that you have to have respect for the another.
There is something called DNA you know, flaws in DNA cause retardism, it's all a matter of badluck. I'm sorry for you that you're so narrowminded.
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I have a double Masters from Princeton. It is a little school in the middle of repugnant New Jersey. Where did you go?
You have go to be one of the most narrow minded people I have ever heard spewing filth on the Internet. You know, God sees the words of hate you are typing. He is going to hold you accountable. Enjoy Hell, sinner
I think I'll point out a few poignant words of your last post, please note the bolded sections. In a nutshell, "So wecorrect you, a disappointing wanna be who hopes bad fortune to fall on others." Nice guy. And you wonder how foreigners get a bad reputation.
By the way, your spelling is atrocious!
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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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08-26-2009, 08:05 PM
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I have two doctorate degrees, one in Theology and the other in Biblical Studies both from Biola University.
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Maybe that's where it went wrong, they probably indoctrinated you so much that you have to have others for things they can't even control. You CAN control your hate amongst others. So I'm sorry to say this, if you studied theology you should know there are other religions to, and they all have their rules and thoughts.
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08-26-2009, 08:08 PM
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So I'm sorry to say this, if you studied theology you should know there are other religions to, and they all have their rules and thoughts.
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No?
Really?
Friends, let's all sit back in awe.
There are other religions.
Why didn't we think of that before?
I'm going in therapy right now.
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08-26-2009, 08:08 PM
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Please pray for all the fools on this forum, that they get rational, realistic and less hatefull to allmost anyone on this earth besides their own GOSH DARN selves.
The fact that you guys got assraped by the local pastor in your little hick villages doesnt mean that you have to hate the rest of the world. I [would] love to meet the one person who actually has a college degree on this forum because religion is one thing but making statements like you do is another.
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I'm highlighting your spelling and grammatical errors as I go, friend.
It is clear that you do not have a college degree, though most of us do (myself included). That is why most of us are quite capable of writing intelligent sentences . . . something you have difficulty managing.
Now, what does a college education have to do with believing the Bible? Hillary Clinton is a Christian. She's a Rhodes Scholar. Are you smarter than she?
Obama is a Christian. He was editor of the Harvard Law Review, and is now President of the United States. Are you smarter than he?
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Being as extreme as you guys indicates on mental illnes, extreme lack of autonomy and extreme low IQ (isnt it strange that 90% of the big thinkers in the world Philosiphists etc are Atheists or none believers).
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Could you provide a reference for this assertion? And did you mean "philosophers"?
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Perhaps you should go to a "become a normal well thinking person camp" instead of sending homosexuals to straightcamps.
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Is a "normal well-thinking person" someone who chooses an eternity of torture in Hell instead of following God? I'll pass.
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You guys make me sick and I wish i could all make you realize how absurdly sad you guys are...
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The feeling is mutual.
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Im no homosexual, and im not against any religion what so ever but you guys make with your mental disease called extremistic believing.
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You're not against any religion except the ones you don't agree with. Gotcha.
Hypocrite.
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You're not better than the guys who caused the 911 attack only you dont even realise you're sick people.
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We're going to Heaven. I think that means God likes us better than the terrorists.
Yeah, we already figured that part out.
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i'm gonna go hate some homo-haters, beat up some woman beaters and discuss the meaning of life with people who actually have some sense and are able to have a discussion without quoting a book that is made-up by one twisted son of a bitch .
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The Bible isn't one book. It is 66 books, written over the course of two thousand years by God through men.
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Did you have a point? I thought you just joined to insult us, call us "hicks", accuse us of being insane and uneducated, and assault us with your horrific spelling and grammar.
You do know how upset Brother Nobar gets over abused apostrophes, don't you? He will probably need sedation to get over this post of yours.
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08-26-2009, 08:09 PM
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Thank you for correcting me you do know your spelling. And I'm sorry to dissapoint you but I'm not a Border-liner, I'm actually almost a Psychologist and I can only say: you guys need help.
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WOW. You're "Almost" a psychologist. You sound like my neighbor Reese. He's a part time race car driver, and an amateur tattoo artist. He's Hellbound, but I've known him all my life.
God Bless
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