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Default The Legend of Zelda - 08-02-2010, 07:06 PM

Recently, my children have been buying those so called Video Games, and my son have bought a game where you fight monsters [Satanic monsters] and must rescue a Princess called Zelda. (That is what i found after researching the game.)

However, this game has been attracting my son more and more everyday that he became 'addicted' to it.

What should i do ? Should i burn the game ? Or burn in Hell ?
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Default Re: The Legend of Zelda - 08-02-2010, 07:08 PM

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Burn the games before it's too late.
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Default Re: The Legend of Zelda - 08-02-2010, 07:09 PM

You need to burn the game immediately, after all the game, I am told, has a fairy who flies around you saying "Hey Listen" in a very high pitched voice. Everyone knows that Fairyfolk are trying to lead people to Stan. Clearly this video game is an attempt to get your son to "listen" to the Satanic Fairy and subsequently listen to Satan. If you care for your son's immortal soul you will burn the game.


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Default Re: The Legend of Zelda - 08-02-2010, 07:12 PM

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Everyone knows that Fairyfolk are trying to lead people to Stan.
Whose Stan and why is he so bad?
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Default Re: The Legend of Zelda - 08-02-2010, 07:16 PM

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Whose Stan and why is he so bad?
Meant "Satan" but accidentally typed "Stan".


Genesis 4:12: When thou tillest the ground, it shall not henceforth yield unto thee her strength; a fugitive and a vagabond shalt thou be in the earth.

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Default Re: The Legend of Zelda - 08-02-2010, 07:17 PM

Zelda is a weird game. It makes childs gay!
But the worst games are called "world war 2 shooter" where you fire on godly germans. This games send you to hell for sure.
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Default Re: The Legend of Zelda - 08-02-2010, 07:20 PM

Oh you Christians and your foolish conspiracies! I love it! Never quit hating on the world and looking down on people in the name God!!
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Default Re: The Legend of Zelda - 08-02-2010, 07:26 PM

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Oh you Christians and your foolish conspiracies! I love it! Never quit hating on the world and looking down on people in the name God!!
If you can prove to me using scripture that playing "The Legend of Zelda" does not damn people to Hell, I am all ears.


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Default Re: The Legend of Zelda - 08-02-2010, 07:35 PM

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If you can prove to me using scripture that playing "The Legend of Zelda" does not damn people to Hell, I am all ears.
If you can prove that using the scripture that playing said game - damns people to hell. Then I think he'd have a reason to counter your arguement.
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That witch music must be made in hell
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Default Re: The Legend of Zelda - 08-02-2010, 07:59 PM

You guys didn't realize this whole thing is a joke right ?

God, it's just a GAME. Made to ENTERTAIN CHILDREN.

Not send them and their parent to hell, cause i know thats what you guys are going to say.
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Default Re: The Legend of Zelda - 08-02-2010, 08:00 PM

You're insinuating that flutes and bells are satanic.

Do you realise how stupid that sounds?


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Default Re: The Legend of Zelda - 08-02-2010, 08:55 PM

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If you can prove to me using scripture that playing "The Legend of Zelda" does not damn people to Hell, I am all ears.
That is the biggest fallacy of false acquisition I've ever heard. Just think about what you just said..
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You guys didn't realize this whole thing is a joke right ?

God, it's just a GAME. Made to ENTERTAIN CHILDREN.

Not send them and their parent to hell, cause i know thats what you guys are going to say.
Listen stupid. Landover Baptist is about Christianity. It is not for a few cheep and silly jokes about some video game. Look around the forum. I alone have over 1,000 posts; does that sound like a "few jokes" to you?



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If you can prove that using the scripture that playing said game - damns people to hell. Then I think he'd have a reason to counter your arguement.
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It sounds like over 1,000 'few jokes' to me, yeah.

Oh, and crappy jokes.


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Default Re: The Legend of Zelda - 08-03-2010, 08:23 AM

my freind plays zellda and hes gross. like srsly, get a life


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Default Re: The Legend of Zelda - 08-03-2010, 12:53 PM

Zelda and the Ocarina of Time has been hailed as perhaps the greatest game of all time, by many many people. I think your son might be able to walk away with valuable lessons from it, also of a spiritual nature. You might disagree with the packaging but try and sit in with him and evalutate what kind of message it really is, and then decide. Don't ask people that don't know this specific game to give you help with it, because they are simply not qualified to do so. Use your own judgment, and remember, the game was made in Japan or China I think, what we consider satanic they consider benevolent spirits and have not included them to offend people but rather to be the voice of God in the game, from THEIR perspective. I believe it is a very good game, and would be surprised if it is not. You should try and sit through it with your son and take notes, about what the hero (Link) must do etc and if that is consummate with Christian ideals and virtues. And then tell others here what you think, in a way that is both charitable and consummate with godliness.

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Recently, my children have been buying those so called Video Games, and my son have bought a game where you fight monsters [Satanic monsters] and must rescue a Princess called Zelda. (That is what i found after researching the game.)
However, this game has been attracting my son more and more everyday that he became 'addicted' to it.
What should i do ? Should i burn the game ? Or burn in Hell ?
Let me get this right. You come to a True Christian™ forum concerned that your son's video game might send him to hell and ask advice as to whether you should burn it. But then when True Christians™ give you advice (that YOU asked for) you attack them and defend your son's hellbound game.
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God, it's just a GAME. Made to ENTERTAIN CHILDREN.

Not send them and their parent to hell, cause i know thats what you guys are going to say.
You were the first to say it was Satanic not us. Now you want us to believe it is just a kid's game for entertainment. Stop trying to pass the blame just because you are an incompetent parent. By the way .... do your love your son? If so, when was the last time you smacked him?

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