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Swedish Lesbians Mock God With Hindu Wedding -
11-03-2008, 01:45 PM
THIS is why God hates Sweden. And India too.
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Swedish lesbians in historic Taj Mahal wedding
Two young women from Sweden tied the knot at the weekend in the first known lesbian "marriage" near India's famed Taj Mahal, newspapers said on Monday.
The happy couple, known only as Sandra and Sarah, followed Hindu rituals during the ceremony which was conducted by a priest at the Mahadeva Shiva temple close to the Taj in the town of Agra.
After exchanging garlands, Sandra, 19, marked the head of 18-year-old Sarah with vermilion. They then made seven circuits around a fire in the traditional marriage custom.
The priest, Dharm Das, initially refused to "marry" the pair but relented after they gave an offering to the temple and said they would be his life-long disciples, reports said.
"Although the Hindu system of marriage doesn't allow such relationships or marriages, I am impressed with the love that the two women have for the monument of love," Das told the Mail Today.
"They had also argued that their Swedish society allows such kind of marriages."
At Saturday's "wedding", Sandra acted as the groom while Sarah played the role of the coy bride, newspapers reported.
"We were in love with each other since childhood," Sandra said. "A few months ago we came to Agra and were mesmerized by the Taj Mahal.
The couple lives together in New Delhi working for a children's charity, reports said.
The priest said the ceremony had attracted much local curiosity as homosexuality is illegal in India.
"Since it was practically a once-in-a-blue moon event in Agra, a large number of people gathered outside the temple for a glimpse of the couple," he said.
One priest told the Times of India that "foreigners are mocking our system and misusing the liberal parameters. Such waywardness must be stopped."
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But for enough money, they'll marry perverts who molest children for a living.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Swedish Lesbians Mock God With Hindu Wedding -
11-03-2008, 02:02 PM
How dare those lezzie-faire lezbertarians mock the monument of love like that! The love memorialized by the Taj Mahal was a pure and noble love, a man's love for his favorite among his wives, concubines, and dancing girls, not the sort of "love" that two lezbanians practice. Shah Jahan was a mooselimb, but at least he was a heterosexual.
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Re: Swedish Lesbians Mock God With Hindu Wedding -
11-03-2008, 02:03 PM
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The priest, Dharm Das, initially refused to "marry" the pair but relented after they gave an offering to the temple and said they would be his life-long disciples, reports said.
"Although the Hindu system of marriage doesn't allow such relationships or marriages, I am impressed with the love that the two women have for the monument of love," Das told the Mail Today.
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Do they do anything to rogue priests who go against the Hindu system of marriage? Trampled by elephants sounds good.
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Re: Swedish Lesbians Mock God With Hindu Wedding -
11-03-2008, 06:19 PM
How come they got the money to do all that when us hard working real americans have to make due with a wore out old truck it must be afirmative action for lezzies.
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Re: Swedish Lesbians Mock God With Hindu Wedding -
11-03-2008, 09:47 PM
Oh my goodness
How sinful and insulting . People these days... Unbelievable.
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Re: Swedish Lesbians Mock God With Hindu Wedding -
11-08-2011, 07:30 PM
you people are ignorant and rude....I would like to see pics or videos of their wedding, im sure it was lovely
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Re: Swedish Lesbians Mock God With Hindu Wedding -
11-08-2011, 07:41 PM
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you people are ignorant and rude....I would like to see pics or videos of their wedding, im sure it was lovely
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It's not a wedding, it's a devil pact.
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Re: Swedish Lesbians Mock God With Hindu Wedding -
11-08-2011, 08:06 PM
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Originally Posted by krdulaney36
you people are ignorant and rude....I would like to see pics or videos of their wedding, im sure it was lovely
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Oh yes, two lesbians profane the Holy Sanctity of our GODly Christian institution of marriage, and we're the ones being rude!
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Re: Swedish Lesbians Mock God With Hindu Wedding -
11-08-2011, 11:04 PM
I'm very confused by this. At first it seems like they're mocking the Holy Institution of matrimony, and so my first reaction was to quiver with outrage. But on second thoughts, aren't they just making a mockery of the Hindu institution of bindi-bhaji-vindaloo-chapatti, or whatever they call their mating ceremony? Because if they actually are disrespecting Hinduism, then I am 100% behind them. The dotheads worship the Elephant Man, they need all the disrespecting they can get!
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: Swedish Lesbians Mock God With Hindu Wedding -
05-27-2014, 04:42 AM
I don't understand whats wrong with Hinduism...
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Re: Swedish Lesbians Mock God With Hindu Wedding -
05-27-2014, 04:51 AM
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I don't understand whats wrong with Hinduism...
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What's not to understand? They worship elephants, monkeys, octopus women, cows, and Satan.
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: Swedish Lesbians Mock God With Hindu Wedding -
05-27-2014, 04:52 AM
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I don't understand whats wrong with Hinduism...
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Well, one minor point might be that they do not worship Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
Also: are 8-armed elephants mentioned in the Bible? How about cow worship? No? How peculiar.
Yours in Christ (NOT SOME TOWELHEAD COW-MOLESTER),
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Re: Swedish Lesbians Mock God With Hindu Wedding -
05-27-2014, 07:16 AM
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I don't understand whats wrong with Hinduism...
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Go learn about the caste system. That should be enough.
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Re: Swedish Lesbians Mock God With Hindu Wedding -
05-27-2014, 06:16 PM
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I don't understand whats wrong with Hinduism...
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If you're a Bible lover, I'm the King of Thailand. I find it hard to believe that you've even pulled the wrapper off of yours.
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Re: Swedish Lesbians Mock God With Hindu Wedding -
05-28-2014, 03:13 AM
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I don't understand whats wrong with Hinduism...
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Well for starters, they worship demons.
Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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