Bring Your Children to My Asp-Hole! -
03-13-2011, 12:45 AM
Dear Friends,
I would like to recreate that beautiful vision from Isaiah 11:8 -- "And the sucking child shall play on the hole of the asp, and the weaned child shall put his hand on the cockatrice' den."
I don't have a cockatrice anymore, but I do have a nice, big asp-hole that I would be glad to let any of your suckling children play on! It's been a few years since I have been able to lure the kids directly, so I thought maybe you True Christian™ parents could help. Feel free to just drop the tykes off and pick them up whenever. (May need to sign a short, simple waiver for liability purposes).
Let's make His vision a reality.
Yours in Him,
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