One of the most tremendous eruptions ever, the
Vesuvius incident in 79 AD! Carefully
documented by a pagan historian, Pliny the younger.
Ignorant geologists and evolutionists, not to mention cosmologists, have claimed that this eruption was caused by a
magma chamber, molten rock deep inside the Earth's innermost core. Their opinion has ruled supreme and the much more simple and plausible
True Christian™ explanation -
God's Wrath (
e.g., Exodus 15:7) - has been all but forgotten by the
sodomizing masses. Recently, new powerful evidence emerged. Instead of a magma chamber, there was a
bedchamber filled with lust and animalistic sounds of
self-abuse and
auto-erotic breeding. A
corpse of the 79 AD eruption was
discovered.
This pagan believer of the Jupiter cult knew that death was imminent. He saw the pyroclastic flows emerge from the top of the volcano. Instead of finally turning to
Jesus and accepting the
Gospel, he decided to continue fondling his own
genitals until he was buried under
molten lava and ash while still holding the organ of his condemnation. A simple act of repentance (Matthew 9:13) would have been enough. Instead, the cleansing volcanic eruption was opposed by the orgiastic eruption of this man's
semen.
How do
we know that it was
God who orchestrated this preview of
Hell approved to all Antique audiences?
1 Corinthians 6:9
Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
Psalms 11:6
Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup.
God is in charge of eruptions. If someone tries to usurp His power by controlling his own
emissions, God will intervene. He did intervene. Pompeii is no more. The man in the picture, remains. In
Hell.
Creation Science is not ambiguous and volatile unlike atheist science. We
know the Truth™. We look for evidence to
confirm the Truth™. This can usually be found in
Prayer but sometimes in secular observations, such as the picture of the masturbating man. It is a
warning. The
brimstone stores of
Jesus are well-stocked. The next pyroclastic flow will occur soon. It will
annihilate the wasted
semen of the next masturbator. Beware. Even if you die at the moment of ecstasy and release, the subsequent eternity in infinite Torment still remains.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer