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Jesus The Equifax Breach: Do NOT Be Concerned! - 09-09-2017, 04:51 PM

As you know, over 140 million people were affected by the breach of data records held by Equifax, one of the three major credit reporting bureaus. I am here with good news: True Christians™ should not worry about this - not even for a second!


First of all, we should not be using credit anyway. The Bible tells us to owe no man (Romans 13:8). Our pastor, Ezekiel Flint, would have had his long sought-after airplane by now if he didn't follow the Word of God. But Brother Zeke listens to his BFF Jesus Christ, and won't even buy a TV on credit! His 180" surround sound smart 4k Sony was paid for by the congregation outright. His home theatre, featuring a crisp 8000mm screen and seating 200, was paid for by the congregation. Glory! God will bless Zeke for listening to the words of the Lord's guidebook to life.


Next, we are told NOT TO WORRY (Matthew 6:25-34). If God says it, I believe it, and that settles it! Did Joseph get a payday loan when Christ was born? No! He was blessed with gold at the baby shower. He trusted in GOD, and GOD saw his need. God knew Joseph and his family would need cash to run away to Egypt when Herod starting slaying every kid with a swinging - um - member. Take THAT, Herod!


I am told that Equifax is secretly operated by ISIS anyway ! I cannot prove that, but it stands to reason. Oh, brothers and sisters, what a GOD we serve. I call upon those of you who have broken God's commandments to repent of this sin and give all the money that you would have used for payments to creditors to Pastor Ezekiel TODAY. The day of judgment is nigh and NOW is the day of Salvation (2 Corinthians 6:2).


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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Default Re: The Equifax Breach: Do NOT Be Concerned! - 09-10-2017, 04:49 PM

Yes, DO NOT PANIC! Just relax and realize this is a private enterprise and not incompetent government bureaucrats. Don't even think about the members of Congress, Senate, Supreme Court or Whitehouse, or their friends and family, nor the 44% of the population who will be calling non-stop about Equifax and their credit score. Don't even worry your pretty little heads for an instant!

It just so happens I will be selling a large position in Equifax stock as part of a planned sale, unrelated to recent events. Just like the executives of Equifax who sold large stakes just before news of the leak was published.

http://money.cnn.com/2017/09/08/inve...ach/index.html

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Equifax execs sold stock before hack was disclosed

Three Equifax executives sold shares of the credit-reporting company worth nearly $2 million shortly after a massive data breach was discovered. The sales occurred before the company announced the breach to the public on Thursday.
Ahh, what can you do? Some of us are just lucky and some are smart. You can be smart today - buy Equifax stock. From me. You're missing out RIGHT NOW, so quickly PM me and we can sort this out before the next news cycle hits. Seeking offers around $1.4-1.9M. Will trade for valid passport.
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Default Re: The Equifax Breach: Do NOT Be Concerned! - 09-11-2017, 02:12 AM

The old saying goes, there is nothing like the power of prayer. I'd suggest people who are concerned criminals acquired their bank account number to pray they do not have all their money stolen.

For those holding Equifax stock which went down 15%, prayer is the answer for them as well.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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