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Grammar Nazi GOD ISNT REAL - 10-10-2017, 08:00 PM

Hello there,

God isn't real. Thank you and have a nice day!


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Jesus Christ
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Default Re: GOD ISNT REAL - 10-10-2017, 08:11 PM

Interesting theory.

Your evidence?


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: GOD ISNT REAL - 10-10-2017, 08:19 PM

The burden of proof is on the believer, wouldn't you agree Mary? I can't blame them if they don't believe in God on a whimsy, but Good_Christian (which is strange, as since you don't believe in God, you're not doing all that good with the Christian thing), what if I told you that I have PHOTOS!

And you say you're Jesus? Well, that's who I'm courting right now. If it is you, have you forgotten yourself? We went out last Sunday!


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Default Re: GOD ISNT REAL - 10-10-2017, 08:31 PM

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The burden of proof is on the believer, wouldn't you agree Mary?
No, you ignorant floozy, you lonely matron who makes a cat in heat look happy and fulfilled in comparison. The burden is upon man to confess his sin and lay down his arms of rebellion against a Mighty and Irascible God! The burden is upon man to show due contrition for a lifetime of sin, from the moment of their conception, the moment when Christ Almighty personally implanted a soul into the dividing cell that would eventually become man (Psalm 51:5). The burden is upon man to walk humbly, in fear and obedience, grateful for not having been created something terrible and disheartening, like a flea or Jew.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: GOD ISNT REAL - 10-10-2017, 08:50 PM

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And you say you're Jesus? Well, that's who I'm courting right now. If it is you, have you forgotten yourself? We went out last Sunday!
That´s somewhat sad to hear. Supporting a mass murderer (Genesis 21 - 24). What are your morals?

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Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

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Default Re: GOD ISNT REAL - 10-10-2017, 08:57 PM

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That´s somewhat sad to hear. Supporting a mass murderer (Genesis 21-24). What are your morals?

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I love Ayn Rand and I think she puts it best when she equates rigid morals to the greatest suffering and stupidity of man.


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