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Exclamation yoyoyoy new here - 10-12-2017, 12:45 AM

yoyoyo ncie forum & all i am new here.


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Jesus Re: yoyoyoy new here - 10-12-2017, 01:16 AM

Thank you. Jesus is aware of your kind and has given us some good advice on how to proceed.

Proverbs 29:9
If a wise man contendeth with a foolish man, whether he rage or laugh, there is no rest.

I need my rest.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer


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You seem to speak a strange mix of Ebonics and gibberish. Are you are a nigra, boy?


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Proverbs 31:36 She opens her mouth with wisdom, and the teaching of kindness is on her tongue.
I let all come onto me, for gentle advice, assurance and tenderness, blessed with grace of Mary, unto all who seek from me. - Gale
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