[Megan1993]

Hi...I see you guys were posting about bronies...I too hate bronies.

[Elmer G. White]

Originally Posted by Megan1993

Hi...I see you guys were posting about bronies...I too hate bronies.

Wonderful! What is your motivation to abhor the bronies? We find many of them to be nice and gentle people, and if we didn't have the Bible to guide us we'd probably accept them as funny and jolly people who spread some childlike happiness around them. But, fortunately, we do have the Bible - if it weren't here we'd have no idea what God loves or hates.

Zephaniah 1:8
And it shall come to pass in the day of the LORD'S sacrifice, that I will punish the princes, and the king's children, and all such as are clothed with strange apparel.

So, what is your deal? Perhaps you could enlighten us by telling us how you found Jesus, what are the verses on which you base your assessment of the bronies and where you usually go for worship?




Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Megan1993]

Originally Posted by Elmer G. White

Wonderful! What is your motivation to abhor the bronies? We find many of them to be nice and gentle people, and if we didn't have the Bible to guide us we'd probably accept them as funny and jolly people who spread some childlike happiness around them. But, fortunately, we do have the Bible - if it weren't here we'd have no idea what God loves or hates.

Zephaniah 1:8
And it shall come to pass in the day of the LORD'S sacrifice, that I will punish the princes, and the king's children, and all such as are clothed with strange apparel.

So, what is your deal? Perhaps you could enlighten us by telling us how you found Jesus, what are the verses on which you base your assessment of the bronies and where you usually go for worship?




Yours in Christ,

Elmer

Well where do I begin. The cringe...there's something cringey about grown men dressed up as Fluttershy shy. The refusal to cast the toys of yesterday in favor of living in nostalgia. I'm sorry I can't find any verses that best describes such inability to not be so cringe worthy.


How did I found Jesus? Long story...but I'll sum it up I found him in the bottom of a bottle. I suffer major depression and I used to turn to drinking..I remember I was long gone the bottle was a quarter full I was drunk miserable and crying. Then one of my cats knocked one of my books on to my desk..it was a Bible. The book was open to Deuteronomy 31:8.


8 The LORD himself goes before you and will be with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. Do not be afraid; do not be discouraged.”



I remember reading that while bawling like a baby. I somehow felt comforted reading that. As for church I don't have much time I work at a call center my project is 365 days a year with lots of overtime.

[Megan1993]

[Megan1993]

XD Unsaved trash okay I am retarded...<<<Gibberish removed>>>

[Jim C. Lombardo]

Originally Posted by Megan1993

XD Unsaved trash okay I am retarded...

But it must feel good to confess (out of conviction, not that creepy Catholic ritual) the truth. From rock bottom Megan, the sky's the limit.


Jeremiah 29:11

11 For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, saith the Lord, thoughts of peace, and not of evil, to give you an expected end.

[Megan1993]

Originally Posted by Jim C. Lombardo

But it must feel good to confess (out of conviction, not that creepy Catholic ritual) the truth. From rock bottom Megan, the sky's the limit.


Jeremiah 29:11

11 For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, saith the Lord, thoughts of peace, and not of evil, to give you an expected end.

Define saved? Because I figured as long as I accepted Jesus Christ as my Lord and savior I thought I was good. I am not retarded and you guys keep piffleing with my posts.

[Jim C. Lombardo]

Originally Posted by Megan1993

Define saved? Because I figured as long as I accepted Jesus Christ as my Lord and savior I thought I was good. I am not retarded and you guys keep *some obscenity* with my posts.

If that's what you believe, let me tell you that is just the *tip* of the iceberg. Did some sissy Sunday school teach you that hogwash? Just as well Missy, there is no need to swear around here to make a point. You need look no further than the Bible to see how mistaken your mental process (illness I might suggest) is.




What does it mean to be Saved?




Ephesians 2:8-10


8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God:
9 Not of works, lest any man should boast.
10 For we are his workmanship, created in Christ Jesus unto good works, which God hath before ordained that we should walk in them.



It is not enough to just "accept" Jesus as your Savior like how you accept the prospect of maybe dragging your silly, sinning self out of bed on a daily basis. Faith take WORK! You must show it through dedicated acts, attending church, tithing to Jesus and following the Bible 100%!


James 2:17
17 Even so faith, if it hath not works, is dead, being alone.




Tell me Megan? How do you act good works through God? Do you follow the whole Bible? All of it and not just the nicey, nicey bits that tickle your whims?

[Megan1993]

Originally Posted by Jim C. Lombardo

If that's what you believe, let me tell you that is just the *tip* of the iceberg. Did some sissy Sunday school teach you that hogwash? Just as well Missy, there is no need to swear around here to make a point. You need look no further than the Bible to see how mistaken your mental process (illness I might suggest) is.




What does it mean to be Saved?




Ephesians 2:8-10


8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God:
9 Not of works, lest any man should boast.
10 For we are his workmanship, created in Christ Jesus unto good works, which God hath before ordained that we should walk in them.



It is not enough to just "accept" Jesus as your Savior like how you accept the prospect of maybe dragging your silly, sinning self out of bed on a daily basis. Faith take WORK! You must show it through dedicated acts, attending church, tithing to Jesus and following the Bible 100%!


James 2:17
17 Even so faith, if it hath not works, is dead, being alone.




Tell me Megan? How do you act good works through God? Do you follow the whole Bible? All of it and not just the nicey, nicey bits that tickle your whims?

Well let's see I don't even have the time to go to church bc a. I work and b. Where I work we're severely understaffed to the point where I work weekends and untill 11 o'clock at night. As for tithing yes I give some money to church when I can afford it. I think the only really redeemable thing is I have a huge sense of integrity and honesty. As for sinning yup I made a ton of mistakes..but I am taking every effort not to make the same mistakes again. As for the Bible no not all of it bc I've yet to finish reading it.

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by Megan1993

I'm sorry I can't find any verses that best describes such inability to not be so cringe worthy.

So you are wasting our valuable time with your personal opinion? Your personal opinion could not be less relevant. If the Bible tells us to hate gays (Romans 1:26-27), we ignore that most of them are fine people and start hating gays.

So stop being sorry and start studying your Bible until your eyes bleed. Do not return until you figured out what is actually in God's Holy Bible!

[Brock Landers]

Originally Posted by Megan1993

Well where do I begin. The cringe...there's something cringey about grown men dressed up as Fluttershy shy. The refusal to cast the toys of yesterday in favor of living in nostalgia. I'm sorry I can't find any verses that best describes such inability to not be so cringe worthy.......

1 Corinthians 13:11
When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.

[Jim C. Lombardo]

Originally Posted by Megan1993

Well let's see I don't even have the time to go to church ***female moaning and excuses removed*** As for tithing yes I give some money to church when I can afford it. I think the only really redeemable thing is I have a huge sense of integrity and honesty. As for sinning yup I made a ton of mistakes..but I am taking every effort not to make the same mistakes again. As for the Bible no not all of it bc I've yet to finish reading it.

Be sure to check with a Senior Pastor and confirm your bank account and security information.


Integrity is fantastic. Remember to keep those legs tight until your father discerningly selects a suitable Christian suitor for you to ceremoniously deflower those lady parts, and may you henceforth produce Christian soldiers for America's future and Trump's regime! Glory.


Honesty is important, especially where sin is concerned. If you had chanced upon sexual relations out of wedlock, you should know you are damaged goods and should seek a Pastor immediately over the matter.

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by Megan1993

...Because I figured as long as I accepted Jesus Christ as my Lord and savior I thought I was good...

Uh, no.

Matthew 7:21 "Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven."

I bolded the pertinent bit. To accomplish the "doeth the will" part requires knowing that will, which means reading the Bible (the whole thing). The smallest slip or oversight = too bad, so sad, here's some nice parting gifts to accompany you to Hell forever.

James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

I lied about the parting gifts.

[Megan1993]

Originally Posted by Jim C. Lombardo

Be sure to check with a Senior Pastor and confirm your bank account and security information.


Integrity is fantastic. Remember to keep those legs tight until your father discerningly selects a suitable Christian suitor for you to ceremoniously deflower those lady parts, and may you henceforth produce Christian soldiers for America's future and Trump's regime! Glory.


Honesty is important, especially where sin is concerned. If you had chanced upon sexual relations out of wedlock, you should know you are damaged goods and should seek a Pastor immediately over the matter.

Excuse me so is working female moaning excuse? You know I actually have a terminally ill mother to support that ain't cheap neither is my brothers endless lists of needs. Not all women have the luxury of having a man provide to them.


I confess to a priest. Not a pastor a priest. and I helped funded 3 Church events this year. Mostly for the poor.

[Roland]

Originally Posted by Megan1993

[...]and I helped funded 3 Church events this year. Mostly for the poor.

Hi Megan,

Why would you need a church to do so?

Roland

[GaleWhoring the Boring (On Moderation)]

Originally Posted by Megan1993

I confess to a priest. Not a pastor a priest. and I helped funded 3 Church events this year. Mostly for the poor.

I can see Megan you are Catholic, like me. There's no many of us here at Landover, and while it may seem like a losing struggle, we are truly against of a sea of butt-hurt Baptists. Feel free to reach out to me if you want to discuss, well anything, hun.

[Roland]

Originally Posted by GaleWhoring

[...]Feel free to reach out to me if you want to discuss, well anything, hun.

Why would she? You have a tendency to fuck up anything you touch?

Roland

[GaleWhoring the Boring (On Moderation)]

Originally Posted by Roland

Why would she? You have a tendency to fuck up anything you touch?

Roland

I don't need to, the "good folk" here beat me to it. I'm offering my gentle hand, not abusive mind-fucking.

[Megan1993]

Originally Posted by Roland

Hi Megan,

Why would you need a church to do so?

Roland

Because I promised my grandpa that I would do so before he died. That was like his favorite congregation.

[Megan1993]

Originally Posted by GaleWhoring

I can see Megan you are Catholic, like me. There's no many of us here at Landover, and while it may seem like a losing struggle, we are truly against of a sea of butt-hurt Baptists. Feel free to reach out to me if you want to discuss, well anything, hun.

Yay fellow Catholic!


I came here for the bronies stayed for the I am retarded. It very nice to see you know a sane person in a sea of vapid insanity. XD


Btw I'm not a feminazi I just don't think the subjucation of women because of the Bible isn't cool mmmkay?