Go Back   The Landover Baptist Church Forum > Landover Today! > Auntie Flo's Prayer Shack for Women
Reload this Page I hate going to the toilet
Auntie Flo's Prayer Shack for Women For the women of Landover to discuss recipes, shoes, makeup tips, or whatever it is you natter about. Ensure you have the proper permission from your husband or father before posting.

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
(#1)
Old
Mrs. Mary Whitford's Avatar
Mrs. Mary Whitford Mrs. Mary Whitford is offline
Ladies of Landover Senior VP
One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
True Christian™

Mother of 1 boy or 2.5 girls One Year/1000 posts Long service medal, 3rd class Saved 1 Year True Christian™ Christian Love Real American™ Cleanest Kitchen True Christian Lady True Heterosexual™ Platinum Tither Ribfest '07 True Christian Homemaker Ex-Mary Worshipper Best stoning bucket Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS TC Bravery Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking Friend of Jesus Most Obedient Mrs. Sarah Palin Lady of the Year 2010 Flat Earth Mission to Australia Mama Grizzly Persecuted Pro-Life The Hatchet Child Rearing Award Batman Shooting Survivor Guns, Guts and GLORY! Kirk Cameron Fan Club The Lord’s Witness Wound Early riser Proud Niglet Sponsorer Home Schooled Jailed for JESUS Paula Deen Negro Support Group Trump of GOD Donald Trump 2016! Alternative Facts Saved 10 Years

 
Posts: 12,662
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Standing behind my husband
Mrs. Mary Whitford will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mrs. Mary Whitford will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mrs. Mary Whitford will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mrs. Mary Whitford will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mrs. Mary Whitford will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mrs. Mary Whitford will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mrs. Mary Whitford will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mrs. Mary Whitford will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mrs. Mary Whitford will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mrs. Mary Whitford will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mrs. Mary Whitford will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default I hate going to the toilet - 02-17-2011, 09:08 PM

I hate going to the toilet as I can't help but feeling that Jesus disapproves of such a filthy act. Surely it can't be pleasant for Him having to see something as disgusting as a person ur***ting or def**ating.

Anyway, just a little thought for Thursday.


Posted via Prayer

1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

Blogging for CHRIST!
Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
All a-Twitter for Salvation!
Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
My Ladies of Landover profile!
Reply With Quote
(#2)
Old
Nobar King's Avatar
Nobar King Nobar King is offline
Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
Christ's Guardian
True Christian™

One Year/1000 posts Saved 1 Year True Christian™ True Christian Provider™ award Ribfest '07 Christian Love Tin Tither Real American™ Cleanest Kitchen Mission to Australia Heaven Bound Tagging for Jesus Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Super Soaker Baptism Award True Christian Hotrodder Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian True Christian Nerd TC Bravery Ex-liberal Ex-Christ-Killer Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Saved 5 Years Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life 20,000 posts Eats the Most Pork True Republican Divorcee Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Early riser Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Kirk Cameron Fan Club Prayer Warrior Touched by Jesus Grammar Nazi Pancake Dinner Anti-sodomy Hands Off Pastor Ezekiel Cup of Jesus Trump of GOD Donald Trump 2016! Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts Saved 10 Years

 
Posts: 23,743
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Mostly on the front porch.
Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Nobar King will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: I hate going to the toilet - 02-17-2011, 09:12 PM

Do you and Mr. Whitford share the same bathroom?


May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
Reply With Quote
(#3)
Old
Lycia The Repentant's Avatar
Lycia The Repentant Lycia The Repentant is offline
Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
True Christian™

Protected by JESUS Heaven Bound Ready for the Rapture Friend of Jesus True Christian Lady True Christian™ Christian Love 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College Flat Earth The Lord’s Witness Wound Cleanest Kitchen One Year/1000 posts 4th Year Bible College The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking Born again virgin Most Obedient Best stoning bucket Tin Tither Persecuted Pro-Life Ex-Slut Born again virgin

 
Posts: 2,017
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Wherever Jesus takes me
Lycia The Repentant will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Lycia The Repentant will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Lycia The Repentant will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Lycia The Repentant will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Lycia The Repentant will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Lycia The Repentant will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Lycia The Repentant will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Lycia The Repentant will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Lycia The Repentant will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Lycia The Repentant will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Lycia The Repentant will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: I hate going to the toilet - 02-17-2011, 09:24 PM

Amen Sister!

I can't help but feel that if God is always watching us, then using the toilet is like making Him watch some sort of filthy pornography.

That's why I try to limit going to the bathroom as much as possible. I know secular doctors say this can cause infections, but to them I say:

"O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called: Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen."
1 Timothy 6:20-21


"Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

An Important Reminder for all unSaved© Ladies
Protect Yourself! Important Information about Demons
My five Six Step Guide to Stopping Your Miserable Harlotry!
Do you hate fornication? Join the Junior Anti-Sex League and help stop it today!
An Open Question to All false christians.

Reply With Quote
(#4)
Old
Palmer C. Eldrich's Avatar
Palmer C. Eldrich Palmer C. Eldrich is offline
Unsaved trash
Current Status: Driving the Short Bus
 

Rides the Short Bus

 
Posts: 345
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: around the corner
Palmer C. Eldrich has bribed people to get these reputation points.Palmer C. Eldrich has bribed people to get these reputation points.Palmer C. Eldrich has bribed people to get these reputation points.Palmer C. Eldrich has bribed people to get these reputation points.Palmer C. Eldrich has bribed people to get these reputation points.Palmer C. Eldrich has bribed people to get these reputation points.Palmer C. Eldrich has bribed people to get these reputation points.Palmer C. Eldrich has bribed people to get these reputation points.Palmer C. Eldrich has bribed people to get these reputation points.
Default Re: I hate going to the toilet - 02-17-2011, 09:36 PM

I feel weird when I have to go to the bathroom near a woman. I would rather hold it until I get home and can relieve myself when I'm alone.


Things are going to get worse before they get better.
Reply With Quote
(#5)
Old
Grace K Grace K is offline
Forum Member

CAUTION - Underage Poster

 
Posts: 67
Join Date: Feb 2011
Grace K is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.Grace K is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: I hate going to the toilet - 02-17-2011, 09:41 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
I hate going to the toilet as I can't help but feeling that Jesus disapproves of such a filthy act. Surely it can't be pleasant for Him having to see something as disgusting as a person ur***ting or def**ating.

Anyway, just a little thought for Thursday.

I thought I was the only person who thought that! I feel so awful when I think about my Pure, Clean, and Perfect Lord seeing me in such a state! It almost makes me cry.
Reply With Quote
(#6)
Old
Titus Templeton's Avatar
Titus Templeton Titus Templeton is offline
Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
Jesus macht frei
True Christian™

Protected by JESUS Heaven Bound Ready for the Rapture True Christian™ Christian Love Real American™ Ex-Masturbator True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once Gold Tither Porn Resistant Persecuted Pro-Life One Year/1000 posts True Christian Artist True Republican Ex-eurotrash Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Prayer Warrior Touched by Jesus Public Awareness Medal Saved 5 Years Anti-sodomy Pastor Ezekiel Heart of compassion Eats the Most Pork Truck Stop Ministry Member Donald Trump 2016! Mower Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts Alternative Facts Saved 10 Years

 
Posts: 5,914
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Black Forrest, Germany
Titus Templeton will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Titus Templeton will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Titus Templeton will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Titus Templeton will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Titus Templeton will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Titus Templeton will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Titus Templeton will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Titus Templeton will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Titus Templeton will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Titus Templeton will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Titus Templeton will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: I hate going to the toilet - 02-17-2011, 09:48 PM

I think this is also a male problem.
I feel watched while doing it and i am ashamed for doing it.

I have the same problem with showering. I try to do it fast and without emotions...
Reply With Quote
(#7)
Old
Felicity's Avatar
Felicity Felicity is offline
As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
True Christian™

Cleanest Kitchen Virgin True Christian™ Protected by JESUS Home Schooled Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Christian Love Real American™ Best Pie Best stoning bucket True Christian Lady One Year/1000 posts Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Public Awareness Medal True Christian Beauty Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Prayer Warrior Touched by Jesus

 
Posts: 4,883
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Freehold, Iowa
Felicity has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureFelicity has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureFelicity has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureFelicity has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureFelicity has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureFelicity has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureFelicity has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureFelicity has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureFelicity has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureFelicity has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureFelicity has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious Rapture
Default Re: I hate going to the toilet - 02-17-2011, 11:43 PM

@Sister Mary Maria I always say a little prayer to ask Jesus forgiveness when I have to go.

I also think the "For Women" sign here might be too small.


I Jesus!
Reply With Quote
(#8)
Old
Rev. Jim Osborne's Avatar
Rev. Jim Osborne Rev. Jim Osborne is offline
True Christian™ Televangelist
Director of Fundraising and Tithing
On the Look Out for Wife #6!
True Christian™

1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College True Christian™ Public Awareness Medal Christian Love Tithing Manager Real American™ Ex-Mary Worshipper The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking The Lord’s Witness Wound Heaven Bound Tagging for Jesus Protected by JESUS Pastor of GOD Ex-Masturbator TC Bravery Jailed for JESUS Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Senior Pastor Mission to Australia Teabag Patriot Saved 1 Year One Year/1000 posts True Scientist™ Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Mission to Japan Iceland Mission to Las Vegas Eats the Most Pork 2011 Witch Hunt Award Outreach preacher True Republican Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Truck Stop Ministry Member Hatchet Child Rearing Award Kirk Cameron Fan Club Prayer Warrior

 
Posts: 8,727
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Apostles Grove, Freehold, Iowa
Rev. Jim Osborne will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. Jim Osborne will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. Jim Osborne will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. Jim Osborne will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. Jim Osborne will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. Jim Osborne will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. Jim Osborne will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. Jim Osborne will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. Jim Osborne will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. Jim Osborne will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. Jim Osborne will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: I hate going to the toilet - 02-17-2011, 11:51 PM

God's eyes are upon you at all times. At all times. So, even when you're squatted on a toilet seat, straining, and filling up the bathroom with a shameful stink, He is right there, watching you.

Proverbs 15:3
The eyes of the Lord are in every place.

Jeremiah 16:17 For mine eyes are upon all their ways: they are not hid from my face, neither is their iniquity hid from mine eyes.
Jeremiah 23:24 Can any hide himself in secret places that I shall not see him? saith the Lord. Do not I fill heaven and earth?



Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

Reply With Quote
(#9)
Old
SUV's Avatar
SUV SUV is offline
True Christian™ Princess
The Driving Force behind RA12
Have at it, anytime!

Long service medal, 1st class One Year/1000 posts Saved 1 Year Ribfest '08 True Christian™ Saved 5 Years Saved 10 Years Best Pie True Christian Lady Real American™ Best stoning bucket Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ready for the Rapture Super Soaker Baptism Award True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Most Obedient Born again virgin Persecuted Christian Love Pro-Life Mission to Las Vegas Eats the Most Pork True Republican Princess

 
Posts: 11,024
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: At the Gift Exchange Counter
SUV will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!SUV will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!SUV will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!SUV will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!SUV will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!SUV will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!SUV will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!SUV will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!SUV will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!SUV will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!SUV will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: I hate going to the toilet - 02-18-2011, 12:00 AM

Take heart, Sister. There's something about Jesus that makes me feel Sure that He has no interest in we Ladies whatsoever. Praise!
Reply With Quote
(#10)
Old
Albasha Albasha is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
 
Posts: 22
Join Date: Oct 2010
Albasha is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: I hate going to the toilet - 02-21-2011, 11:37 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
I hate going to the toilet as I can't help but feeling that Jesus disapproves of such a filthy act. Surely it can't be pleasant for Him having to see something as disgusting as a person ur***ting or def**ating.

Anyway, just a little thought for Thursday.
In my humble opinion, may I suggest investing in one of these to camouflage the dirty act.



Also I would point out that you should never sit like this as it may appear to God looking down from above, you are up to something dirty



I suggest taking a bible so you can beg God for forgiveness while covering up anything that would bring the fury of God
Reply With Quote
(#11)
Old
Lost Sheep McUinnean's Avatar
Lost Sheep McUinnean Lost Sheep McUinnean is offline
Linguistics and Translation Consultant
True Christian™

Protected by JESUS True Christian Caucasian Ex-Masturbator True Christian™ Friend of Jesus Real American™ Saved 1 Year Ready for the Rapture Flat Earth Bronze Tither Christian Love Heaven Bound Punched the most queers Tell her once One Year/1000 posts TC Bravery The Lord’s Witness Wound Bronze Tither Pro-Life Porn Resistant Persecuted ex-sheep-shagger

 
Posts: 2,192
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: LBC Language Lab
Lost Sheep McUinnean has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureLost Sheep McUinnean has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureLost Sheep McUinnean has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureLost Sheep McUinnean has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureLost Sheep McUinnean has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureLost Sheep McUinnean has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureLost Sheep McUinnean has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureLost Sheep McUinnean has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureLost Sheep McUinnean has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureLost Sheep McUinnean has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureLost Sheep McUinnean has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious Rapture
Default Re: I hate going to the toilet - 02-21-2011, 11:51 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Albasha View Post
In my humble opinion, may I suggest investing in one of these to camouflage the dirty act.



Also I would point out that you should never sit like this as it may appear to God looking down from above, you are up to something dirty



I suggest taking a bible so you can beg God for forgiveness while covering up anything that would bring the fury of God

I agree with this idea in principle brother, although the child in the last photo is NOT using a KJV.

(Although I suppose she might be reading through a non-approved false Bible as she's run out of....em.....paper.)
Reply With Quote
(#12)
Old
Albasha Albasha is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
 
Posts: 22
Join Date: Oct 2010
Albasha is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: I hate going to the toilet - 02-21-2011, 11:57 AM

Agreed.

Anyone who misuses the bible be warned

Ezekiel 23:26

They shall also strippe thee out of thy clothes, and take away thy faire iewels
Reply With Quote
(#13)
Old
Brother Helge's Avatar
Brother Helge Brother Helge is offline
True Christian™
True Christian™

One Year/1000 posts True Christian™ Christian Love Real American™ Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once Bronze Tither Porn Resistant Honorary Ex-Eskimo Iceland Pro-Life True Republican Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Hatchet Child Rearing Award Prayer Warrior 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College

 
Posts: 1,074
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: On my way to Heaven!
Brother Helge has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureBrother Helge has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureBrother Helge has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureBrother Helge has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureBrother Helge has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureBrother Helge has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureBrother Helge has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureBrother Helge has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureBrother Helge has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureBrother Helge has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureBrother Helge has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious Rapture
Default Re: I hate going to the toilet - 02-26-2011, 01:19 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Albasha View Post
Agreed.

Anyone who misuses the bible be warned

Ezekiel 23:26

They shall also strippe thee out of thy clothes, and take away thy faire iewels
But why did you post a picture of a girl reading a false Bible?


"And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
John 8:32
Reply With Quote
(#14)
Old
PrinsesseAnja's Avatar
PrinsesseAnja PrinsesseAnja is offline
Unsaved trash
 
 
Posts: 58
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Denmark
PrinsesseAnja is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.PrinsesseAnja is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.PrinsesseAnja is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.PrinsesseAnja is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: I hate going to the toilet - 03-08-2011, 10:26 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
I hate going to the toilet as I can't help but feeling that Jesus disapproves of such a filthy act. Surely it can't be pleasant for Him having to see something as disgusting as a person ur***ting or def**ating.
.
Dont you think, that Jesus makes a popo once in a while?
Reply With Quote
(#15)
Old
Fryer Good Shepherd's Avatar
Fryer Good Shepherd Fryer Good Shepherd is offline
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
 
Posts: 40
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: in a bar under the sea
Fryer Good Shepherd is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Fryer Good Shepherd is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Thumbs up Re: I hate going to the toilet - 03-08-2011, 11:48 AM

I don't think jesus minds you guys/girls defecating.

Hell, read this article. We may well be made out of poo (instead of dust)

A RESPECTED scientist has put forward the stunning - if unsavoury -
possibility that humans are descended from sewage dumped overboard by
aliens.
Dr Andrei Arkhipov, of the Institute of Radio Astronomy in Kharkiv in the
Ukraine, claims that the ultimate origin of life on Earth began with
microbes, which had come through the atmosphere as lumps of alien waste. It
is hardly the sort of explanation one normally associates with the
scientific community. Yet Dr Arkhipov's ideas have been deemed sufficiently
cogent to appear in the latest issue of The Observatory, a respected
astronomical research journal.
While many will turn their noses up at such a suggestion, scientists admit
that they have long had problems trying to explain how life on Earth began.
Conditions on the early Earth were so awful that no one can figure out how
delicate chemicals like DNA needed for life managed to develop.
To get around this problem, some experts have suggested that perhaps life
came to Earth from outer space ready-made, in the form of bacteria or
viruses. The question then becomes: how did it get here?
Dr Arkhipov points out that our own space programme has led to
microbe-bearing "debris" being dumped in space. Organisms buried deep within
such debris would also be very well protected from the rigours of the
cosmos. "For example, freeze-dried spores in drops of rocket fuel, or human
faecal material from our spacecraft, are quite well adapted to interstellar
travel," Dr Arkhipov writes.
And if we humans have already started dumping such stuff into space, argues
Dr Arkhipov, there is every reason to think other beings may have done so
too. As he delicately puts it: "Contaminated artefacts could be in the
interstellar medium".
With some back-of-the-envelope calculations, Dr Arkhipov estimates that the
typical result of alien ablutions would be the creation of a "cordon
non-sanitaire" around stars extending for several light-years. Any planetary
system passing by would run the risk of being showered with the stuff - and
thus being "fertilised" by whatever the alien dung contained.
Dr Arkhipov estimates that his explanation of the origin of life of Earth
still works if only one planet in every 20,000 indulges in unseemly hygiene
practices.


A good day to you!!

the fryer
Reply With Quote
(#16)
Old
Didymus Much's Avatar
Didymus Much Didymus Much is offline
Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
 

Hellbound Heathen Atheist Cancer on Society hippie Caution - Poster is Crazy Evilution Perv Baggie Condemned Reaper Evil Grammar Nazi Democrat Commmmmunnissss How dumb can you get? Five years in the service of the Enemy Beastiality Barney Caution - Poster is on Drugs Demonized Bleeding heart liebral Glutton Drunk Devil Rides the Short Bus Fiddler Potty mouth Retard Posting Philistine skull Pot Head Swiss Skull Sinner Devil's Trill Sonata Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Mower Pastor Ezekiel Prize for Unprecedented Retards Marxist Fake Polling The AIDS Confused about midget porn F1 for Satan

 
Posts: 14,450
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: The other end of the internet
Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: I hate going to the toilet - 03-08-2011, 06:46 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Fryer Good Shepherd View Post
...Conditions on the early Earth were so awful that no one can figure out how
delicate chemicals like DNA needed for life managed to develop.
To get around this problem, some experts have suggested that perhaps life
came to Earth from outer space ready-made, in the form of bacteria or
viruses. The question then becomes: how did it get here?...
No, it doesn't. That "answer" (that life originated elsewhere and then made it's way to Earth) just replaces God of the Bible and the Creation myth with aliens (more gods) and another Creation myth.

Displacing the origins of life from Earth does not answer the question of the origins of life. The question really then becomes, "How did it start in the first place?" Your Russian (who I suspect is actually a theist) has no answer for this (and doesn't want one), and tries to deflect the discussion into another one about how many angels can dance on the head of a pin.


Reply With Quote
(#17)
Old
Fleur-de-lis's Avatar
Fleur-de-lis Fleur-de-lis is offline
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured

Uppity Woman/Enabler Adulteress Cancer on Society Lezbo

 
Posts: 161
Join Date: Apr 2012
Fleur-de-lis is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Fleur-de-lis is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Fleur-de-lis is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Fleur-de-lis is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Fleur-de-lis is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Fleur-de-lis is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Fleur-de-lis is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Fleur-de-lis is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: I hate going to the toilet - 04-15-2012, 04:33 AM

I'm sure that when he was alive, Ieshua felt the need to empty his bladder and colon on a regular basis just like any other man.
Reply With Quote
(#18)
Old
Catherine Moore's Avatar
Catherine Moore Catherine Moore is offline
Forum Member
Forum Member

Protected by JESUS Christian Love Ready for the Rapture Heaven Bound

 
Posts: 315
Join Date: Feb 2012
Catherine Moore has bribed people to get these reputation points.Catherine Moore has bribed people to get these reputation points.Catherine Moore has bribed people to get these reputation points.Catherine Moore has bribed people to get these reputation points.Catherine Moore has bribed people to get these reputation points.Catherine Moore has bribed people to get these reputation points.Catherine Moore has bribed people to get these reputation points.Catherine Moore has bribed people to get these reputation points.Catherine Moore has bribed people to get these reputation points.Catherine Moore has bribed people to get these reputation points.Catherine Moore has bribed people to get these reputation points.
Default Re: I hate going to the toilet - 04-15-2012, 04:37 AM

Ieshua?
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Find Additional Forums Here



Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2022 all rights reserved