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Re: Jesus Is A Jew -
11-12-2008, 06:41 AM
I'll be more than happy to share him with you Brother Nobar, but I'm sure he'll argue that paint doesn't exist.
Jeremiah 4:30
And when thou art spoiled, what wilt thou do? Though thou clothest thyself with crimson, though thou deckest thee with ornaments of gold, though thou rentest thy face with painting, in vain shalt thou make thyself fair; thy lovers will despise thee, they will seek thy life.
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I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Re: Jesus Is A Jew -
11-12-2008, 06:45 AM
Why do we have goats posting on this GODLY board? They are of SATAN! Everything they say is BAAAD! SHOO DEMONS!
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Re: Jesus Is A Jew -
11-12-2008, 06:45 AM
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Wow...brilliant logic
Especially considering Elizabeth II is not the queen of Australians or Canadians. Australia and Canada have completely separate governments than England.
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It was the perfect logic. Here all you have to go on is logic and you don't even have that. All you have are straw men to bow down to.
As another example or parallel I bring up George III. George III was a John Bull who was the king of the John Bulls and also the king of the USA.
In an interesting diverse parallel the joos in their typical jewpidity got rid of THE KING by murdering him. Thereby removing their KING in order to reject GOD. The USA got rid of their king in order to accept GOD.
There are almost endless historical facts of the same occurences where someone is the king of a nation that is not made up of his own kind.
As it was with Jesus.
Micah 5:15 - And I will execute vengeance in anger and fury upon the heathen, such as they have not heard.
Micah 2:3 - Therefore thus saith the LORD; Behold, against this family do I devise an evil, from which ye shall not remove your necks; neither shall ye go haughtily: for this time [is] evil.
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Re: Jesus Is A Jew -
11-12-2008, 10:09 PM
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I don't believe it! Your crappy version of the bible SAYS he is King of the JEWS! HOW can you say that YOURT VERSION of the bible is wrong?
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Could you show us where the Bible says "Jesus is King of the Jews"?
I can show you where it says that a Roman put a sign on the cross calling him King of the Jews, but there is no place where He Himself claims to be such.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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Re: Jesus Is A Jew -
11-13-2008, 01:33 AM
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Try doing some research before spouting off your heathen mouth.
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She is not queen of those countries, she is queen regnant, not queen. Big difference.
Most people seem to assume that atheism and agnosticism are incompatible. This is false. Agnosticism deals with knowledge (or lack thereof). Theism and atheism deal with beliefs. Theism is based on the belief that a god or gods exist. Basic atheism is simply a lack of belief in gods.
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Re: Jesus Is A Jew -
11-13-2008, 01:36 AM
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As another example or parallel I bring up George III. George III was a John Bull who was the king of the John Bulls and also the king of the USA.
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Hmm, the USA has always been a democracy, which means no royalty...
Most people seem to assume that atheism and agnosticism are incompatible. This is false. Agnosticism deals with knowledge (or lack thereof). Theism and atheism deal with beliefs. Theism is based on the belief that a god or gods exist. Basic atheism is simply a lack of belief in gods.
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Re: Jesus Is A Jew -
11-13-2008, 02:40 AM
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Hmm, the USA has always been a democracy, which means no royalty...
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King George III.
Before the revolution, m oron.
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Re: Jesus Is A Jew -
11-13-2008, 03:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Atheist and Agnostic
She is not queen of those countries, she is queen regnant, not queen. Big difference.
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Sure pal, sure.
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Especially considering Elizabeth II is not the queen of Australians or Canadians
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In addition to the United Kingdom, Elizabeth II is also Queen of Canada, Australia
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I must have missed where she got pregnant.
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I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
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Re: Jesus Is A Jew -
11-13-2008, 03:35 AM
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I think we have a winner here Sister.
People like this give hellbound atheists a bad name. Unless he's giving agnostics a bad name. Er, wait, I'm confused now.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
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Re: Jesus Is A Jew -
11-13-2008, 04:01 AM
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I think we have a winner here Sister.
People like this give hellbound atheists a bad name. Unless he's giving agnostics a bad name. Er, wait, I'm confused now.
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I've got it! He's giving a bad idea to atheists AND agnostics!
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Re: Jesus Is A Jew -
11-13-2008, 04:22 AM
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Before the revolution, it was a territory of England and not the USA.
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Re: Jesus Is A Jew -
11-13-2008, 04:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Atheist and Agnostic
Before the revolution, it was a territory of England and not the USA.
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So?
Do you refer to England, or to whatever unnamed nation it was in the savage druid days? How about Zaire? Do you call it Zaire?
Good grief, you're completely useless. Unless, of course, your goal is to convince us that all atheists and agnostics are semi-retarded schoolboys.
A plot to encourage us to underestimate your kind, eh?
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Re: Jesus Is A Jew -
11-13-2008, 05:08 AM
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Do you refer to England, or to whatever unnamed nation it was in the savage druid days? How about Zaire? Do you call it Zaire?
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Well, a few million recently killed Congolese wouldn't Sister. But I'm not convinced our AA boy actually cares, like we True Christians do.
He wants to score, and show us how "smart" he is, and how "stupid" we are.
"Vanitas, vanitas", as the cathlycks would say.
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05-06-2014, 10:18 PM
O father O Satan O Sun!
Akephalos
Shine thru me
Come forth in war
Come forth in peace
Bring down the sun
Extinguish all the stars
Let me remain
In splendor ov Thy light
Bornless One
As darkness bright
Found not in tongues
Found not in light
Bring down the rain
Drain waters ov Styx
Faustian luminary
Redeem
Blaspheme
Like a day without the dawn
Like a ray void ov the sun
Like a storm that brings no calm
I'm most complete yet so undone
Agathos Daimon
Ov plague and fever
Thy name is Nowhere
Thy name is Never
Liberate me
Ignite the seeds
Bind not to guilt
Ignis Gehennalis
O Father
O Satan
O Sun
Let the children come to Thee
Behold the Morning Star
O Lion-Serpent Sun, The Beast that whirlest forth,
a thunder- bolt, begetter of Life!
Thou that flowest! Thou that goest!
Thou Satan-Sun Hadith that goest without Will!
Thou Air! Breath! Spirit! Thou without bound or bond!
Thou Essence, Air Swift-streaming, Elasticity!
Thou Wanderer, Father of All!
Thou Wanderer, Spirit of All!
Hear me, and make all Spirits subject unto Me;
so that every Spirit of the Firmament and of the Ether:
upon the Earth and under the Earth,
on dry land and in the water;
of Whirling Air, and of rushing Fire,
and every Spell and Scourge of God
may be obedient unto Me.
Thou spiritual Sun! Satan, Thou Eye, Thou Lust!
Cry aloud! Cry aloud!
Whirl the Wheel, O my Father, O Satan, O Sun!
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Re: Jesus Is A Jew -
05-07-2014, 12:30 AM
Didn't Blake Shelton record that?
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Re: Jesus Is A Jew -
04-11-2015, 08:43 PM
If Jesus came from Jerusalem, which is in the middle east, He was Jewish. Wasn't white, he was a carpenter which made his skin tan. God does not have a Physical form therefore you cannot know what god looks like, he will only appear to you in a form that is comfortable for you to look at.
What you all seem to be forgetting is that God's chosen people were the Israelites, who were Jewish!
And it wasn't Jews who condemned Christ to the cross, it was the Romans, who had control over the middle east hack then
You're logic is flawed.
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Re: Jesus Is A Jew -
04-11-2015, 09:07 PM
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...Wasn't white...God does not have a Physical form...You're logic is flawed.
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And yours is perfect, just like your grammar.
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Re: Jesus Is A Jew -
04-11-2015, 09:09 PM
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Originally Posted by mcl125
If Jesus came from Jerusalem, which is in the middle east, He was Jewish. Wasn't white, he was a carpenter which made his skin tan. God does not have a Physical form therefore you cannot know what god looks like, he will only appear to you in a form that is comfortable for you to look at.
What you all seem to be forgetting is that God's chosen people were the Israelites, who were Jewish!
And it wasn't Jews who condemned Christ to the cross, it was the Romans, who had control over the middle east hack then
You're logic is flawed.
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Jesus was NOT a damned hook-nosed joo. Take a look at THIS.
YIC,
--Pastor Ezekiel
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Jesus Is A Jew -
04-20-2015, 08:36 PM
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Dear Teenaged Whore:
Jesus was NOT a damned hook-nosed joo. Take a look at THIS.
YIC,
--Pastor Ezekiel
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You are absolutely correct Pastor Ezekiel! I have it under good authority that Jesus was planted by God amongst the Joos in order to spread his good word in than heathen ridden land. My grandfather Joshua Henry told me these things many many years ago. Praise Jesus!!!!
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Re: Jesus Is A Jew -
04-20-2015, 09:36 PM
A brief glance at the KJV1611 proves that Jesus wrote in English, not Hebrew. Atheists disclose nothing but their ignorance when they claim Jesus was a mud person.
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