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12-05-2014, 04:14 PM
Well, I'm not completely sure what to say here. I'm joining to talk about religion, as I haven't decided what I really want to follow yet. I admit to disagreeing with some parts of the bible. I dislike violence, and I can't help but notice a lot of it. Anyways, Hello!
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12-05-2014, 04:24 PM
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Well, I'm not completely sure what to say here. I'm joining to talk about religion, as I haven't decided what I really want to follow yet. I admit to disagreeing with some parts of the bible. I dislike violence, and I can't help but notice a lot of it. Anyways, Hello!
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Hello, Person!
I also dislike violence. It is not nice nor comfortable but it is something that is an innate quality of God and a tool He uses to realize His Master Plan. It is thus necessary.
Exodus 9:15
For now I will stretch out my hand, that I may smite thee and thy people with pestilence; and thou shalt be cut off from the earth.
Violence is not to be liked. It is to be accepted when God commands or utilizes it.
Luke 19:27
But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.
Violence is to be feared. It teaches us to fear God, to gain His conditional love and get to Heaven. It is that simple.
Where do you come from? Where do you worship Jesus? I hope the above helps you understand the that good and evil for God are not the same as for us.
Hope you'll stay and learn!
Yours in Christ,
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12-05-2014, 04:24 PM
Hello, dear friend. With regard to the parts of the Bible with which you disagree, how do you know that you're right and God is wrong?
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12-05-2014, 07:33 PM
Welcome to our friendly forum!
Tell us, how did you manage to convince yourself that it's logically possible to only believe parts of God's perfect word? It's either all or none, buddy.
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12-05-2014, 08:23 PM
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Well, I'm not completely sure what to say here. I'm joining to talk about religion, as I haven't decided what I really want to follow yet. I admit to disagreeing with some parts of the bible. I dislike violence, and I can't help but notice a lot of it. Anyways, Hello!
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God's vengeance is mostly directed at His enemies. Followers of His word have nothing to fear.
I hope you are saved the miseries of Hell. There is but one way: Jesus.
God Bless!
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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12-06-2014, 12:51 AM
Welcome! I'm glad to see you are starting to read it. But I hate having to spank children, but I know I must -- He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes. Proverbs 13:24 Thus, we have to do the hard parts of the Bible, like understanding that naturally, women are inferior to men. For me, all it takes is faith to know my place and duties, for the Bible spells it out to me.
Yours in Christ,
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12-06-2014, 01:46 AM
I do, in fact, believe myself inferior to my fiance. And I love him very much! I don't not agree with the bible, as I do not quite understand it yet. I was originally a methodist, but they leave a lot of info out.
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12-06-2014, 02:34 AM
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I admit to disagreeing with some parts of the bible.
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I don't not agree with the bible, as I do not quite understand it yet.
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You suffer from something I would like to call a small brain. You are simply too stupid to understand the Bible.
Fortunately this is not a problem. Just stop thinking about it and start following all of the Bible's rules for 100% ( James 2:10). For you that's the only way you will ever go to Heaven.
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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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12-06-2014, 02:43 AM
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I do, in fact, believe myself inferior to my fiance. And I love him very much! I don't not agree with the bible, as I do not quite understand it yet. I was originally a methodist, but they leave a lot of info out.
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Please clarify: you are a female, and your fiancé is a man? We're not talking about some sort of Godmocking homersexual pseudo-engagement, are we? I have a scathing, Biblically sound rebuke just on the tip of my tongue, so the sooner you let me know, the better.
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12-06-2014, 03:25 AM
Well, yeah I'm female.and he's a man.
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12-06-2014, 04:09 AM
Well, you got one big thing right! I got married a little less than a month ago, and I'd say a quick engagement is a good thing; I think our entire courtship to marriage took less than 7 months. That way, you can start bearing sons for the Lord's army asap. But you should first work on understanding the Bible and submitting to all the Lord's commands and the commands of your fiance.
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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12-06-2014, 04:47 AM
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I do, in fact, believe myself inferior to my fiance. And I love him very much! I don't not agree with the bible, as I do not quite understand it yet. I was originally a methodist, but they leave a lot of info out.
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Dear girl,
This is good news! You've understood that many apparently Christian organizations DO leave out a lot of info regarding the Bible, i.e., the Will and Commands of God. They are no longer concerned about the fate of souls but about their popularity on Earth. They may be sincere in their efforts but that is no excuse. God does not approve!
2 Timothy 3:16
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
In addition, these false Churches try to defend God and His deeds. The verses I quoted in my previous post are good examples. They clearly state that God can smite and slay whole peoples to advocate His will. This means collateral damage. The pharaoh had to be negotiated into submission. This meant collateral damage. Apparently innocent women and children suffered as God made His will known. Obviously, due to the original Fall they were NOT innocent but sinners practising idolatry and deserving of Hell. God does not need us to defend Him. He requires us to ACCEPT His deeds and methods. When you go further and gradually read the WHOLE BIBLE, you'll understand this. And if you gain entry into Heaven you'll understand the collateral damage that at the moment saddens me, as well. It seems terrible but I TRUST GOD. All this suffering that seems unnecessary now will be a glorious manifestation of God's Plan once we are explained the details during our eternal stay in Heaven. Jesus will prepare us some delicacies and God will take care of us if we're upset.
Revelation 7:17
For the Lamb which is in the midst of the throne shall feed them, and shall lead them unto living fountains of waters: and God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes.
Forget the 'liking' and defending God. Just accept and learn to cherish His methodology. He'll explain His rationale to us in due time!
And if you dare, read this: Exodus 3:14.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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12-06-2014, 05:00 PM
Yes, that makes sense. We can't get married yet, as we were too young when we started courting. He wants me to finish college before we get married.
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Re: I'm going to introduce myself! -
12-06-2014, 08:14 PM
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Well, I'm not completely sure what to say here. I'm joining to talk about religion, as I haven't decided what I really want to follow yet. I admit to disagreeing with some parts of the bible. I dislike violence, and I can't help but notice a lot of it. Anyways, Hello!
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Why don't you try a little common courtesy and introduce yourself properly. What is your name? Why the strange robotic username? How old are you? Where do you live? What church were you raised in? Why hasn't your father instructed you properly, and taught you to fear God and serve men? Are you a secret feminazi? I ask because in my experience, girls who attend secular college tend to be feminazis, lezbeans, or both.
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12-06-2014, 08:31 PM
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Well, I'm not completely sure what to say here. I'm joining to talk about religion, as I haven't decided what I really want to follow yet. I admit to disagreeing with some parts of the bible. I dislike violence, and I can't help but notice a lot of it. Anyways, Hello!
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Bless your heart.
First of all, we do not discuss "religion" here, we glorify our Savior Jesus Christ, the only true way to Heaven. How do I know this? John 14:6 declares it so! Since God is the creator of this universe (Genesis 1:1), don't you believe He has the absolute right to utilize any technique He wishes in HIS world? He does so because He is just (2 Chronicles 20:12). It matters little that you disagree with Him, for our Lord is sovereign and all-powerful. As long as you serve Him completely, He will love you with the strongest love you have ever felt. It just seems logical that if you do not give Him your all, He has every right to crush you like a gnat. Praise our Wonderful Heavenly Father! Oh, how I love Jesus!
Next, how can you not know what to "say here?" It is clearly illustrated for you above. "Introduce yourself, tell us what church you go to, what your favorite Bible verse is, and how you came to find Jesus." So simple.
I will pray for you as an honorable mention in my prayer list, but I will not elevate you to the ranks of fervent prayer until you prove you are not a retarded.
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12-10-2014, 06:28 AM
..I don't feel very welcome here. But my name is Ithariel. I don't go to church. There aren't any nearby. I'm 19. I'm in college for law.
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12-10-2014, 06:32 AM
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I don't go to church. There aren't any nearby.
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Do you live on the moon? I didn't know they had colleges up there. I mean, you certainly don't live on Earth, because there are churches everywhere down here.
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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12-10-2014, 06:43 AM
Here you go, a list of 285 Baptist churches in Kansas. Surely you can find one near you.
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12-10-2014, 06:49 AM
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..I don't feel very welcome here. But my name is Ithariel. I don't go to church. There aren't any nearby. I'm 19. I'm in college for law.
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Man's law is far inferior to the laws of our GOD. Why would you choose these studies when men are more capable of interpreting difficult concepts than any woman?
And instead of whining about not feeling welcome here, know this: If you were not welcome or if you should become unwelcome, you will know that beyond a shadow of a doubt. The purpose of these forums is to praise Jesus and lead others to God's Glorious Salvation® through the temporary sacrifice of His Beloved Son, Jesus Christ. We are trying to reach out to you in pure love. You won't find people begging you to stay, but we do hope to see you on your knees, reaching toward the mighty hem of Jesus' garment. The choice is yours, friend. I shall pray for you.
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Re: I'm going to introduce myself! -
12-11-2014, 06:03 AM
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..I don't feel very welcome here. But my name is Ithariel. I don't go to church. There aren't any nearby. I'm 19. I'm in college for law.
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Dear Ithariel, Why are you bothering with furthering your education? Jesus is coming soon! You are wasting your time when you should be preparing for the return of our Lord and Savior!
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