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Default I was going to introduce myself - 12-18-2014, 11:24 AM

I was looking for a Christian forum.
I don't understand. Is this a joke?
Why would you call me or any of God's children trash?
I just came to this site as I have done at several others to spread the word that I have seen a book called the Satanic Bible NEW TESTAMENT!!!
It is disgusting that they would compare it to the real Bible. I am extremely concerned about this we must be ever vigilant against lucifur we must protect our children. I found my son and his friend looking at this book and smoking what I believe was a Marijuana cigarette. I know that's what kids are doing these days but not my kid!! Praise Jesus! We must humbly ask him to guide us in righteousness. This book is 500 pages of filth, it is in its second printing. That means it is still new. That is why I am trying to spread the word get the word out and put this publisher out of business we need to keep this devils words out of the hands of our children
Thank you for your time God bless every one of your souls
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Default Re: I was going to introduce myself - 12-18-2014, 11:33 AM

Welcome to the forum, Tiffany! I would invite you to read our guide for noobs, specifically Why am I labeled "Unsaved Trash" and "Under Investigation"?

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Everyone is labeled so until Our Lord Jesus Christ and the DOF determine that they should be labeled otherwise. As for whether it's hurtful, you should be grateful for the lesson in Christian humility.
If you want to put that publisher out of business, the most effective thing you can do is pray. So why don't you tell us more about yourself? What church do you attend? What's your favorite verse? How did you find Jesus?


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Default Re: I was going to introduce myself - 12-18-2014, 11:43 AM

Welcome Tiffany
It's unfortunate that we have to label all newcomers as 'Unsaved Trash' but we get so many trollers, atheists, satanists, false Christians coming in here, that everyone needs to be vetted.
I'm so pleased to hear from a real Christian mom. Browse around our site here. I'm sure you'll be impressed with the lengths we go to protect our children from Satan.


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Default Re: I was going to introduce myself - 12-18-2014, 01:33 PM

Hi Tiffany, that's a pretty name. As for your son, where would he get marijuana? Is he in public school?


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Default Re: I was going to introduce myself - 12-18-2014, 07:29 PM

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I just came to this site as I have done at several others to spread the word that I have seen a book called the Satanic Bible NEW TESTAMENT!!!
It is disgusting that they would compare it to the real Bible. I am extremely concerned about this we must be ever vigilant against lucifur we must protect our children.
Hello Tiffany. We who actually read the Bible are neither surprised...

2 Thessalonians 2:9 - Even him, whose coming is after the working of Satan with all power and signs and lying wonders

...nor dismayed, for we have the power of our Lord Jesus and His Holy Word to defend us.

Ephesians 6:11 - Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.

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I found my son and his friend looking at this book and smoking what I believe was a Marijuana cigarette. I know that's what kids are doing these days but not my kid!!
You saw your kid smoking a joint and then deny it in the same sentence? Hmmm...

Too bad you have lost control of your son. If you had done what the Lord said to do when raising him, that wouldn't have happened.

Proverbs 22:6 - Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it.

Proverbs 13:24 - He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.

Seems to me you need to spend less time warning the world (most of whom will burn in hell anyway) about yet another wacky gimmick to make money and more time being a proper Christian parent.


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Default Re: I was going to introduce myself - 12-18-2014, 07:42 PM

This is what I found about the book at Amazon
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Picking up where Church of Satan founder and author of "The Satanic Bible" Anton Lavey left off, Ivan D'Amico delves further into the dark, murderous, and vile history of the religions of the world. As a society, we are more and more enlightened every day as to the true nature of our being, the origin of life, and the creation of the universe. THE SATANIC BIBLE- THE NEW TESTAMENT explores these scientific explanations and uses them as evidence that the religions of the world are based on myths and lies, yet religion is still used as a reason to torture and kill millions of people, as it always has been. Using examples from history, the news, and personal experience, Ivan D'amico begins to dissect the reasons we have needed religion in the past, as well as presenting evidence that it is doing our society more harm than good. The ones who have been put in charge of our spiritual well being have proven time and time again to be as corrupt, and in many cases more so, than others in positions of authority, and it is time that authority is taken away from them and given back to the people. The enormous financial resources and power that have been given to the gurus, prophets, temples, churches, and mosques of the world has been squandered and used for personal gain by the leaders of those religions, and THE SATANIC BIBLE THE NEW TESTAMENT not only accuses those who have grown wealthy at the suffering of others, but provides answers and strategies for how to deal with the spirituality of this modern age.
Hmmmm. It's probably not as harmful as its title sounds. At least it sounds as though it may be telling the truth about Islam, Boodism, Hindooo, Roamin Catholicism and a few others. Maybe you could just rip out the pages about real Christianity?


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Default Re: I was going to introduce myself - 12-19-2014, 01:53 AM

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I was looking for a Christian forum.
I don't understand. Is this a joke?
Why would you call me or any of God's children trash?
I just came to this site as I have done at several others to spread the word that I have seen a book called the Satanic Bible NEW TESTAMENT!!!
It is disgusting that they would compare it to the real Bible. I am extremely concerned about this we must be ever vigilant against lucifur we must protect our children. I found my son and his friend looking at this book and smoking what I believe was a Marijuana cigarette. I know that's what kids are doing these days but not my kid!! Praise Jesus! We must humbly ask him to guide us in righteousness. This book is 500 pages of filth, it is in its second printing. That means it is still new. That is why I am trying to spread the word get the word out and put this publisher out of business we need to keep this devils words out of the hands of our children
Thank you for your time God bless every one of your souls
Hi!
I have lots of experience at foiling lucifer. I "purge the devil" at least twice a day.

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Default Re: I was going to introduce myself - 12-21-2014, 12:35 AM

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Hi Tiffany,

Are you a person of wealth and taste and have you been around for a long, long year?

Grüss Roland


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