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Default Is smoking marijuana a sin? - 12-21-2008, 03:12 PM

I have recently picked up smoking marijuana because of my back pains. However marijuana is not represented in the bible but god did create everything on this planet. So is it a sin to use marijuana?
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Default Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin? - 12-21-2008, 03:58 PM

I'd say it's not.
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Default Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin? - 12-21-2008, 04:00 PM

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I have recently picked up smoking marijuana because of my back pains. However marijuana is not represented in the bible but god did create everything on this planet. So is it a sin to use marijuana?
What you choose to actually do with the Free Will that God granted you is really up to you.
If God saw fit to punish you by giving you a bad back then you obviously deserved it.
If you do stuff that God doesn't like during your lifetime then he will most certainly punish you a hundredfold in the hereafter.

You should be Worshiping God to get your back cured.



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Default Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin? - 12-21-2008, 04:21 PM

i have been praying to god for 20 years for at least 2 hours and it still hurts. It seems that i did a very bad sin that i can't seem to remember.
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Default Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin? - 12-21-2008, 04:29 PM

There are so many people who pray and pray for things that never come.. I'm really not trying to go against anybody's beliefs here, but I'm just saying... I don't think God is going to be the answer for your physical pain. The marijuana will help a lot.
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Default Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin? - 12-21-2008, 04:49 PM

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There are so many people who pray and pray for things that never come.. I'm really not trying to go against anybody's beliefs here, but I'm just saying... I don't think God is going to be the answer for your physical pain. The marijuana will help a lot.
What an example of preying on the desperate! You use the poor man's pain as a gateway to drug use and the Devil. Have you even considered that saving the money spent on that stink weed and giving it to Jesus (via his favorite church LBC) might work better? Devilweed never helped anybody do anything but eat more Doritos, it certainly won't cure back pain. DISGUSTED MOTHER GLENDORA


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Default Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin? - 12-21-2008, 04:54 PM

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What an example of preying on the desperate! You use the poor man's pain as a gateway to drug use and the Devil. Have you even considered that saving the money spent on that stink weed and giving it to Jesus (via his favorite church LBC) might work better? Devilweed never helped anybody do anything but eat more Doritos, it certainly won't cure back pain. DISGUSTED MOTHER GLENDORA
I'm sorry, but you appear to have misunderstood what I was saying. Marijuana will not necessarily cure the back pain, but it WILL make him feel A LOT better.
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Default Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin? - 12-21-2008, 05:10 PM

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What an example of preying on the desperate! You use the poor man's pain as a gateway to drug use and the Devil. Have you even considered that saving the money spent on that stink weed and giving it to Jesus (via his favorite church LBC) might work better? Devilweed never helped anybody do anything but eat more Doritos, it certainly won't cure back pain. DISGUSTED MOTHER GLENDORA
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Default Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin? - 06-23-2009, 10:40 AM

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i have been praying to god for 20 years for at least 2 hours and it still hurts. It seems that i did a very bad sin that i can't seem to remember.

so god is making you ill..did you smoke the pot before or after getting ill?
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Default Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin? - 01-27-2010, 12:49 AM

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i have been praying to god for 20 years for at least 2 hours and it still hurts. It seems that i did a very bad sin that i can't seem to remember.
Dont forget Job. he did nothing wronge but was tormented by satan. Eventualy God will relive your and pain and bless you a hundred fold. Until then accept the pain and praise God
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Default Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin? - 02-14-2010, 06:48 AM

Well, I haven't read all 52 pages of this topic, but I want to express how I feel on this subject.
I know that God established our governments and that we should obey them. But people who work in the governments don't always consider God. It just doesn't make sense to me that it's ILLEGAL in the United States and LEGAL in Amsterdam.
My point is that if I stay home and smoke marijuana is it a sin? And if I go to Amsterdam (just an example location; I don't know where else it is legal), I'm not sinning when I smoke marijuana?

Now, I do think that some things when it comes to being a good Christian and following Christ may have been misinterpreted and misunderstood for a long time, maybe even hundreds of years. And this may be the cause of the arguments between us Christian brothers and sisters. Our bodies are temples of the Holy Spirit, who lives in us and was given to us by God. We do not belong to ourselves, for God bought us with a high price. So we must honor God with our bodies(1 Corinthians 6:19-20). This has been suggested to me that this refers to smoking/drinking as well as sexual sin. However, this section of 1 Corinthians was concentrating on sexual sin.

I do believe that getting drunk and being an alcoholic is a sin, because you can't function as you should to do God's work properly. But marijuana doesn't have the same effect on your mind. I can still think when I smoke marijuana. But now, after I am finished with this post, I will bring a test upon myself and smoke marijuana and listen for God and what the Holy Spirit will tell me. If God is with me, then I shall not fall. I'm just trying to figure this out so that us Christians may be able to put this argument to rest. All I want is for all of us to be at peace and love one-another and to follow our Lord. I know that's what we're all trying to do. I'm a rather new Christian (only a couple years REALLY believing in God), and I am not too clear on practices of the chruch. I am a 16 year old boy living in a non-Christian family (dad's rule: no preaching in the house). I feel so blessed by God and amazed that he called me out to follow him. And I'm also deeply troubled because I see many of friends and classmates who seem to have little faith. I pray that I may see them in the kingdom of God when that time comes. If anyone has any advice/help for me, I am willing to listen to it and test it.

God bless you all...
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Default Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin? - 12-21-2008, 04:29 PM

You filthy liar. We know you demon-weed smoking homers use it to 'get off' with your butt-buddies. How did you hurt your back? Doing the downward dog? We're a lot smarter than your doctor; just because he'll believe you after you pay him his 50$ doesn't mean that the rest of the world is going to change their mind about you using those evil drugs. It's good that Jesus has brought you here to discuss this problem you are having. This is the first step toward the salvation of your soul. Consider yourself blessed that you were called here to witness with Him. Maybe you can help your other loser friends to find the Glory that is Jesus.


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Default Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin? - 12-21-2008, 04:34 PM

i just remembered i was chasing down a homer so i can purify him from his disease and i tripped and fell and i hurt my back. I didn't want to take any prescription drugs because that is made from satan's army, scientists so i wanted a natural treatment and my doctor recommended marijuana. If god created it must be good for the body and my back doesn't hurt nearly as much as it use to now.
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i just remembered i was chasing down a homer so i can purify him from his disease and i tripped and fell and i hurt my back. I didn't want to take any prescription drugs because that is made from satan's army, scientists so i wanted a natural treatment and my doctor recommended marijuana. If god created it must be good for the body and my back doesn't hurt nearly as much as it use to now.
Another filthy lie. God doesn't tolerate liars, you homer. Do you think that your blasphemous comments are some kind of satire? We see right thru your charade. Paying your doctor 50$ and then lying to yourself and the Christian community will not help your case with St. Peter when you arrive at the pearly gates. Get right with Jesus, fool, before it's too late.


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Another filthy lie. God doesn't tolerate liars, you homer. Do you think that your blasphemous comments are some kind of satire? We see right thru your charade. Paying your doctor 50$ and then lying to yourself and the Christian community will not help your case with St. Peter when you arrive at the pearly gates. Get right with Jesus, fool, before it's too late.
Maybe you should treat your fellow brothers with respect before mocking them. This is no joke or satire i act in gods will and he will judge the ignorant and unjust you fool.
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Default Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin? - 05-13-2009, 03:56 AM

ALRIGHT MOTHERF*CKERS!!! I joined this site just so I could sit here and rant at some of the bullshit I can't BELIEVE I AM READING!!!! Like I really thought this site was fake, it HAD to be a JOKE! U JIZZ-GUZZLING COCKSUCKERS CALL YOURSELF CHRISTIANS??!?! WTFFF!! Ur totally all going to Hell, especially cunts like "Nobar King". HOW DARE U YELL AT SOMEONE LIKE UR BETTER THAN THEM, AND WHEN THEY ARE ASKIN FOR CHRISTIAN ADVICE, U CALL THEM NAMES?!?!? AND AT THAT, HOMOPHOBIC NAMES!?!?! WHAT THE piffle DOES SMOKING POT HAVE TO DO WITH BEING GAY ANYWAY? U HAVE NO CLUE WT UR TALKING ABOUT!! ALSO, listen here, the fact that MISS BIGLOW has back pain has nothing to do w punishment for a sin! Plenty of good ppl go through pain and suffering in life, which is unfair. God sits back and watches. The relief only comes in Heaven, if you make it there. Likewise, evil people may enjoy painless and happy lives, only to suffer in the afterlife. It is random, God does not have influence in our lives for the most part, otherwise he wouldn't let wars happen, let good ppl die of cancer, etc. Sin rules the world, and God has nothing to do with it. Bad things happen b/c evil is on earth. BTW I am a pharmacy student so u carpet-munchers can shut the f*ck up about weed being evil! It has wonderful pain-relieving properties and I have studied it in detail. Now U know wt, I think not only are the ppl of Landover Baptist Church crazy, mental-case antichrists (ummm....self-flogging, murdering non-christians????) are not only "unworthy to carry Jesus' sandals" u are unworthy to carry any other human being's sandals!! Ur BELOW IT! SCUMS! And if u wanna talk about false religions, I know TONS of Muslims, Hindus, And Jews who could get into Heaven faster than you clowns. It has to do with being a loving, Good Person who cares about others and is gentle n kind in nature. IT's ppl like you who should be eliminated from the face of the earth ASAP, but I guess I can just sit back and wait for Jesus to do that when he comes back!!! Meanwhle me n the rest of the decent folks will be off to HEAVEN (INSHALLAH!!!!)
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Default Re: Is smoking marijuana a sin? - 12-12-2009, 09:56 AM

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Another filthy lie. God doesn't tolerate liars, you homer. Do you think that your blasphemous comments are some kind of satire? We see right thru your charade. Paying your doctor 50$ and then lying to yourself and the Christian community will not help your case with St. Peter when you arrive at the pearly gates. Get right with Jesus, fool, before it's too late.
k im not sure if im comprehending this properly every one who smokes merjuana is a "filthy lier" wow
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Another filthy lie. God doesn't tolerate liars, you homer. Do you think that your blasphemous comments are some kind of satire? We see right thru your charade. Paying your doctor 50$ and then lying to yourself and the Christian community will not help your case with St. Peter when you arrive at the pearly gates. Get right with Jesus, fool, before it's too late.
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