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10-03-2012, 08:03 AM
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I never said they did. My point is that Christians speak and condemn people according to them as if they were in the bible.
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As I expected you completely failed my test and proved once and for all that there are no contradictions in the Bible.
Game over Atheist!
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The sins of the father
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ISA 14:21 Prepare slaughter for his children for the iniquity of their fathers; that they do not rise, nor possess the land, nor fill the face of the world with cities.
DEU 24:16 The fathers shall not be put to death for the children, neither shall the children be put to death for the fathers: every man shall be put to death for his own sin.
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Fowl from waters or ground?
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GEN 1:20 And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven.
GEN 1:21 And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
GEN 2:19 And out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that was the name thereof.
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MAT 27:5-7: "And he (Judas) cast down the pieces of silver in the temple, and departed, and went and hanged himself. And the chief priests...bought with them the potter's field."
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10-03-2012, 09:21 AM
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WHERE?
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The magic bears,remember? What happened to your potty mouthed response? You should mind your language,this is a religious board.
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10-03-2012, 09:26 AM
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Please show me one post where a True Christian™ has used the phrase "seven deadly sins" in order to rebuke or instruct someone.
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I'm not talking about the phrase, I'm talking about the sins themselves like vanity and lust.
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10-03-2012, 09:34 AM
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The magic bears,remember?...
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Where's your proof they weren't magic bears?
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10-03-2012, 09:38 AM
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I'm not talking about the phrase, I'm talking about the sins themselves like vanity and lust.
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Those are two sins out of many. You will never, ever, EVER see a True Christian admonishing someone about something as ridiculous as "seven deadly sins."
Just admit you were wrong and stop jumping through semantic hoops already.
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10-03-2012, 02:55 PM
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You're joking right?
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Obviously not. How could the perfect word of God be internally inconsistent?
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10-03-2012, 03:46 PM
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Fundamentalist pick and choose what parts of the bible to follow,plain and simple. This is becoming more and more obvious, the more rational people call them out and ask questions. I would like to see is one person, one fundamentalist, one evangelical, someone, explain why they are so hung up on gay people, but you’re wearing polyester, don’t honor the Sabbath and haven’t stoned an adulterer lately.
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Polyester is a synthetic fabric, and there is no Biblical prohibition against synthetic fabrics.
We honor the Sabbath, and we don't stone adulterers like Newt Gingrich because we're directed to follow secular law.
Then why are you asking the question?
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But there is a thread on this site where a man killed another man according to this scripture.
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10-03-2012, 03:51 PM
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Where's your proof they weren't magic bears?
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This guy is obsessed with those bears. I mean it's a good story and it teaches kids a valuable lesson about respect but it's not walking on water for a miracle. Bears are savage beasts; all God needed to do was make them miraculously more ferocious. If he wants a miracle to really praise God for he needs to go for something that violates these so-called laws of physics.
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10-03-2012, 03:58 PM
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The sins of the father
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Isaiah is a prophecy against the King of Babylon, explaining the wrath of the Lord.
Deuteronomy is a law given to men, describing how they are to conduct themselves.
God may kill anyone He chooses, and is not bound by the laws He gives to men. Just as your parents might say you must go to bed promptly at 9 pm, but themselves stay up until 11.
Cherry-picking without context (or more likely, copy-pasting from an atheist site) just makes you look more stupid, Sparky.
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Fowl from waters or ground?
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Genesis 1 describes the creation of the entire universe. Genesis 2 describes the creation of Eden. These are different creation stories.
That's why Genesis 1 describes God creating "men and women", but then later we see Adam, and Eve made from his rib. Adam and Eve were the first Jews, not the first humans.
Yes.
Judas hanged himself, and left the rope too long so he fell down (probably losing his head in the process) and his bowels came out.
I strongly suggest you watch "Hannibal" (2001), the sequel to "Silence of the Lambs", where the title character shows religious artwork (which I've not yet been able to find) showing Judas hanging, with his bowels out . . . and then conducts a re-enactment for the viewer's benefit.
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10-04-2012, 04:51 AM
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Where's your proof they weren't magic bears?
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Where's yours that they were?
You should know better than to embrace this notion.
Agnosticism is just the politically correct face of atheism. You don't rock the boat too much and your post count is evidence of this. The agnostic slogan is “I don’t know”, but in a question of belief, there is no such thing. There is no way to not know if you believe in something. You either believe or you don’t, and if you “don’t know” that means you don’t. You fail to give a positive answer. The problem with agnosticism is that it gets you into meaningless statements about probability, as you've done here.
The way you take their side,the way you let them go unchallenged, and the way you attack new posters remind me of Pavlov's dog. What is the payoff? And please, don't point out your awards,you actions speaks volumes.
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10-04-2012, 05:03 AM
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Where's yours that they were?
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The fact that each of two bears slaughtered 21 children. Pretty good evidence if you ask me, sounds like a miracle.
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Agnosticism is just the politically correct face of atheism.
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Obviously, you don't even know what "agnostic" means. Let's ask an atheist:
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Once it is understood that atheism is merely the absence of belief in any gods, it becomes evident that agnosticism is not, as many assume, a “third way” between atheism and theism. The presence of a belief in a god and the absence of a belief in a god exhaust all of the possibilities. Agnosticism is not about belief in god but about knowledge — it was coined originally to describe the position of a person who could not claim to know for sure if any gods exist or not.
Thus, it is clear that agnosticism is compatible with both theism and atheism. A person can believe in a god (theism) without claiming to know for sure if that god exists; the result is agnostic theism. On the other hand, a person can disbelieve in gods (atheism) without claiming to know for sure that no gods can or do exist; the result is agnostic atheism.
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10-04-2012, 05:03 AM
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This guy is obsessed with those bears. I mean it's a good story and it teaches kids a valuable lesson about respect but it's not walking on water for a miracle. Bears are savage beasts; all God needed to do was make them miraculously more ferocious. If he wants a miracle to really praise God for he needs to go for something that violates these so-called laws of physics.
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You say two magic bears was sent by your god to kill 21 kids each, and you wonder why I'm obsessed with this line of reasoning?
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10-04-2012, 05:06 AM
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You say two magic bears was sent by your god to kill 21 kids each, and you wonder why I'm obsessed with this line of reasoning?
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21 screaming, running, terrified kids each? Sure sounds like a miracle to me. How else could two bears kill 42 kids? They'd all be running in different directions!
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10-04-2012, 05:19 AM
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Obviously, you don't even know what "agnostic" means. Let's ask an atheist:
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Agnostic atheism,is that better? I didn't think I had to put atheism with it since it's clear who i was talking about. Their stance is just like I said, in the middle of the road. No matter what, an agnostic still stand in the middle of the road. And read your link,you will see that my discretion is the same.
Here is the "dictionary" definition of the word.
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a. One who believes that it is impossible to know whether there is a God.
b. One who is skeptical about the existence of God but does not profess true atheism.
2. One who is doubtful or noncommittal about something.
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You seem with me, there is not doubt. There are no gods.
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10-04-2012, 05:26 AM
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Agnostic atheism,is that better? I didn't think I had to put atheism with it since it's clear who i was talking about. Their stance is just like I said, in the middle of the road.
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Reading comprehension.
Seriously, buddy.
"agnostic" is not "between" atheist and theist.
The link was PRETTY F*CKING CLEAR for anyone not an utter imbecile.
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10-04-2012, 06:32 AM
As you seem to have a problem distinguishing between what I actually believe, and what I'm willing to "accept for the sake of argument because it is the accepted truth here", everything I don't really believe (no matter what you say or think) in this post will be marked with a *. I hope this will help.
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Where's yours that they were? ...
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Ordinary bears would not kill forty-two children at once. They would only kill what they could eat at the time. Any excess would be left for scavengers (ie. the bear's own competition). Why would they help their competitors?
I don't see how a being that managed to create the entire universe and all it's contents in six days* would have a problem enhancing a couple of ordinary bears, but you apparently do. It's not like the Bible says that they had frikkin' laser beams on their heads or anything.
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...You don't rock the boat too much and your post count is evidence of this...
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I don't rock the boat too much because, oh yeah, THIS AIN'T MY FORUM. It does not exist to spread my viewpoints. I am a guest here, and I know how to behave like one.
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... The agnostic slogan is “I don’t know”, but in a question of belief, there is no such thing. There is no way to not know if you believe in something. You either believe or you don’t, and if you “don’t know” that means you don’t...
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No, it means you don't have the confidence in your own ability to judge the matter in question, or you don't have the balls to risk offending someone (who invited any offense given by asking the question in the first place).
For example: a friend's 12 year old daughter asked me recently who I liked better, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber. When I answered that I thought they both sucked, she was offended. Fortunately, she's smart and open-minded enough to appreciate the discussion we had afterward about marketing machines and the crap (material and spiritual) they exist to sell, and why 12 year old girls are so highly targeted.
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...You fail to give a positive answer. The problem with agnosticism is that it gets you into meaningless statements about probability, as you've done here...
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Where in "Where's your proof they weren't magic bears?" is there a "meaningless statement about probability"?
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...The way you take their side,...
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I only agree with them about the words printed in the Bible. That's about it, really.
Do you really fall for the fallacy of "the enemy of my enemy is my friend"? If so, read more Machiavelli, Sun Tzu, and Von Clausewitz (to start).
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...the way you let them go unchallenged...
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WOW, just wow. Just because you don't see something, it doesn't exist?? Go tell your science teachers that they've failed, HARD (in your case at least).
What makes you think you're party to more than 1/10th of what goes on here?
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...and the way you attack new posters...
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Only the ones who insist that the Bible says things it really doesn't (like you), or attempt to spread mis- or disinformation about science.
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... remind me of Pavlov's dog...
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Yeah, I know Zeke wants to "ring my bell", but it really ain't gonna happen.
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... What is the payoff?...
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Why is that any of your concern?
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... And please, don't point out your awards,you actions speaks volumes.
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In a language that you can't understand.
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10-04-2012, 11:58 AM
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Reading comprehension.
Seriously, buddy.
"agnostic" is not "between" atheist and theist.
The link was PRETTY F*CKING CLEAR for anyone not an utter imbecile.
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I just turned you into a "lackwit", how did I do that? Do you remember asking a member this? So now,what is your excuse? Like it or not, an agnostic is a neutral position.
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Now take your pick, if you have a problem with the how it is defined, take it up with Mr.Webster.
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10-04-2012, 12:45 PM
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Ordinary bears would not kill forty-two children at once. They would only kill what they could eat at the time. Any excess would be left for scavengers (ie. the bear's own competition). Why would they help their competitors?
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So are you implying they didn't kill 42 kids, but killed fewer and left the others alive for other wild life to kill? Re what you have wrote and see the implications.
If they killed what they could eat, then they didn't kill 42 kids. You said it, not me.
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I don't see how a being that managed to create the entire universe and all it's contents in six days* would have a problem enhancing a couple of ordinary bears, but you apparently do. It's not like the Bible says that they had frikkin' laser beams on their heads or anything.
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I'm not an creationist, I'm an evolutionist.
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I don't rock the boat too much because, oh yeah, THIS AIN'T MY FORUM. It does not exist to spread my viewpoints. I am a guest here, and I know how to behave like one.
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Behave? Nice word choice.
Now what has your "behaving" gotten you? Nothing but ridicule in the form of awards that degrade you. Now don't blame me, you are the one that defined what you were. Maybe you should reflect on this a bit before doing it again, because this has been pointed out to you twice. If was in the form of the question asking you why are you defending these people.
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No, it means you don't have the confidence in your own ability to judge the matter in question, or you don't have the balls to risk offending someone
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Oh yes I do, just look at my infractions from bab alone, and my icons.
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Where in "Where's your proof they weren't magic bears?" is there a "meaningless statement about probability"?
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The comment itself was meaningless.
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I only agree with them about the words printed in the Bible. That's about it, really.
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Well we all do, that is why we point out their hypocritical nature, because of what it says.
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Only the ones who insist that the Bible says things it really doesn't (like you), or attempt to spread mis- or disinformation about science.
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Oh,you mean like magic bears, now who did that come from, and who is defending it? Show me where in the bible does it say this:
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Ordinary bears would not kill forty-two children at once. They would only kill what they could eat at the time. Any excess would be left for scavengers (ie. the bear's own competition). Why would they help their competitors?
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Is this an example of you saying something the good book doesn't say?
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Yeah, I know Zeke wants to "ring my bell", but it really ain't gonna happen.
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What point him out, you answer all of their calls when you rush to their defense. Just like you're doing here.
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10-04-2012, 03:07 PM
Didymus doesn't believe the bears ever existed so it's all a moot point.
We, however, know they existed and killed 42 insolent brats between them in God's glorious name. What's weird is that you seem incapable of seeing the obvious evidence of a miracle in that event. It's not up there with fitting all animal life into a boat and re populating the planet from eight people but it's still worthy of consideration as one of God's finer moments.
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