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Originally Posted by Purity
Umm,......No Sister Vera Sue. I don't know what coke bottles were used for at the Drive-in Movies. (I really don't.) But I have a feeling you know. Please tell me so I can warn my innocent daughter Chastity.
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Why, Sister Purity! I had just been...hmmmm, Wondering...about you.....
Well I'll
tell you what they were used for! They were used to
drink out of! Why, the very thought of a Christian woman raising one of these Vulgar bottles - and the very shape of them, too! - to her Pure lips, and especially, you know when you swig them too quick and all that foam comes hissing out and dribbling down your chin and sometimes you even get it on your clothing and it's all cold and sticky even on a hot night and it's such an icky feeling and then you have to take your dress off, it's just too uncomfortable, AND ALL THESE OTHER SINNERS IN THE CARS AROUND YOU ARE STARING AT YOUR FEMALE ENDOWMENTS INSTEAD OF JUST WATCHING THE MOVIE!
How
can some people be such Nosey Parkers? Surely, it must be SIN!!!