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Default Hello. I'll try to briefly illustrate who I am. - 09-12-2017, 04:20 PM

I apologize in advance for the translation. I do not speak English. I'm using translator.
I assure you that although I have spent a stormy youth, I was a very bad man. But not quite. Inside I was always a good person. The puberty was lingering to me, drugs and my behavior almost killed me. That's when I decided to try the way I despised. I have always kept the password, the bigger the swine you are, the better you are. I'm convinced that it was all a devil's lewdness, and he discreetly dragged me down. Three times I got close to death. My guardian angel did an incredible job. I was the worst person you could meet. He was missing a bit to commit murder. Thank God it did not happen. Unfortunately, I am not, but to the believers you know, in the church I was just like a child and it was fun of the believers .. Otherwise not. I'm not baptized, I would, but it probably is not that important otherwise I would have left myself baptized. For a certain time, I am left with this invisible hand. She brought me, at first sight and into trouble. But the reality is that it was a test. The test of whether I say what I do, how I behave and what I do, I really mean. I've done it and can do it any time that I think it's a serious grave. I'm not afraid of death. I was given proof of my soul. The man does not end with death, but his soul rises up somewhere. I saw the soul with my own eyes, it felt like a cool breeze, and it could also measure it. I'm sure of two facts, one is that death does not end, the other is that everyone in the physical body will die once. There is nothing to worry about. I am in brief. When I break up, I can not stop. In my native language, what I'm writing moves people, it moves crowds, and often I do not even know what I'm writing, I get into a state where I write and write and how I stop, so I do not remember anything and I can see very long text .. I understand it writes something through me. You do not have to worry about anything, what he writes through is certainly good. Because it helps people, it still does not hurt anyone anyway. My life is completely different than it used to be. Finally, my life made sense. Michal. Czech Republic .
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Default Re: Hello. I'll try to briefly illustrate who I am. - 09-12-2017, 04:44 PM

I am convinced now, Google Translate is a tool of Satan.


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Default Re: Hello. I'll try to briefly illustrate who I am. - 09-12-2017, 04:57 PM

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Default Re: Hello. I'll try to briefly illustrate who I am. - 09-12-2017, 04:58 PM

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In my experience, the best way to explain things to those who do not speak English is to SHOUT AT THEM (because clearly the misunderstanding comes from auditory problems):

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Default Re: Hello. I'll try to briefly illustrate who I am. - 09-12-2017, 05:02 PM

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In my experience, the best way to explain things to those who do not speak English is to SHOUT AT THEM (because clearly the misunderstanding comes from auditory problems):

Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

Oh, is she a foreigner? I just skimmed over it and didn't see any scripture. But now that you mention it, Habbukak or whatever her name is does sound a little Jewy.


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Default Re: Hello. I'll try to briefly illustrate who I am. - 09-12-2017, 08:21 PM

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I[...] Finally, my life made sense. Michal. Czech Republic .
Hello Haluzak,

Welcome to this forum. The way you describe yourself is a bit vague. I read half of your post (with some effort) and I suggest you learn at least basic English. It´s an easy language to learn and apprehending it will serve you.

That aside: Would you care to share some -or all- of your political views? There seem to have been at least of some important occurences in your formative years.

Kind regards,

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Default Re: Hello. I'll try to briefly illustrate who I am. - 09-12-2017, 08:45 PM

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I am convinced now, Google Translate is a tool of Satan.
In my use, nothing is Satan's instrument. I categorically reject this slander, I have experienced it several times. Healers are the tool of Satan, the Internet is a tool of Satan. Since you have a long way to go, it's the last thing I write here. You do not believe in God when you are against him. You do not even know it. What did I get 15 points for the truth? Only a fool is looking for mistakes, you are not a believer. And at least now, God knew it. It's up to you to have a free choice, I want the right decision to pray for it. I wish good luck and I'm sorry. Everyone makes mistakes, you are not the one to judge for the mistakes. How many people did you help? When a Google translator is slander? Where would you go without a googlu? Despite your foolishness, you are not able to see the good, how can you be sure that you are doing good? I want to help you. I do not care who or what this will delete, I did what I could. Now it's up to you. Good luck.
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Default Re: Hello. I'll try to briefly illustrate who I am. - 09-12-2017, 08:59 PM

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In my use, nothing is Satan's instrument. I categorically reject this slander, I have experienced it several times. Healers are the tool of Satan, the Internet is a tool of Satan.
And here you are, using the internet, which you just said is a tool of Satan.

Have you ever heard about the concept of logic? It's quite useful.

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Since you have a long way to go, it's the last thing I write here.
OK, bye and don't let the door hit you where the Good Lord split you!

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You do not believe in God when you are against him.
Why are you accusing Brother Gonzalez of being against God?

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You do not even know it. What did I get 15 points for the truth?


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Only a fool is looking for mistakes, you are not a believer.
Please support your claims with God's Word.

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And at least now, God knew it. It's up to you to have a free choice, I want the right decision to pray for it. I wish good luck and I'm sorry. Everyone makes mistakes, you are not the one to judge for the mistakes.


John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

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How many people did you help?
On this forum alone, countless.

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When a Google translator is slander? Where would you go without a googlu?


What is a googlu and why do I need it?

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Despite your foolishness, you are not able to see the good, how can you be sure that you are doing good? I want to help you. I do not care who or what this will delete, I did what I could. Now it's up to you. Good luck.
You need to do much more praying and reading the Bible, sweetie, before you start making wild and false accusations.

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Default Re: Hello. I'll try to briefly illustrate who I am. - 09-12-2017, 10:21 PM

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In my use, nothing is Satan's instrument. I categorically reject this slander, I have experienced it several times. Healers are the tool of Satan, the Internet is a tool of Satan. Since you have a long way to go, it's the last thing I write here. You do not believe in God when you are against him. You do not even know it. What did I get 15 points for the truth? Only a fool is looking for mistakes, you are not a believer. And at least now, God knew it. It's up to you to have a free choice, I want the right decision to pray for it. I wish good luck and I'm sorry. Everyone makes mistakes, you are not the one to judge for the mistakes. How many people did you help? When a Google translator is slander? Where would you go without a googlu? Despite your foolishness, you are not able to see the good, how can you be sure that you are doing good? I want to help you. I do not care who or what this will delete, I did what I could. Now it's up to you. Good luck.
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It passes for communication (or "nourishment") and it won't make you think, (or sick) but you don't feel quite right about reading, (or consuming) it.


Feeding it to the cat would be the wisest option.


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Jesus Re: Hello. I'll try to briefly illustrate who I am. - 09-12-2017, 10:30 PM

Imagine my disappointment when I searched through your post looking for illustrations and only found words - in very poor American. We proudly speak American in this forum since God speaks American. Otherwise, His Bible would have been written in some other language and it only takes one quick look to see that it is written in the language of God's favorite country, the good old USA.


We would all appreciate if you'd tell us more about your walk with Jesus. I am skeptical of your experience with the Lord at this time when you start talking about such demonic activities as automatic writing and the like. These are things that the devil himself advocates and causes as sinners give themselves over to his evil bidding. A True Christian™ would only give such power to Jesus Christ and only then if the Holy Spirit was giving witness to the reality of the source.


I will pray for you but I will need to see more evidence of your repentance and your efforts at learning American before I feel comfortable with your fellowship.


Through Christ our Lord, I pray that He touches you intimately.


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