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Default I heaven you are alone with your self... - 09-30-2017, 09:14 PM

We see because of the eye organ. If the eye organ dies, we can't see.

When whe die, the organs die too.


In heaven, your soul with no sense organs, can't see, touch, smell, taste, and smell.


Ergo, in heaven you are condemned to be alone with yourself.


Sounds a little boring.
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Default Re: I heaven you are alone with your self... - 09-30-2017, 09:34 PM

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...Ergo, in heaven you are condemned to be alone with yourself...
Got any Scripture to support that? No? Then shut the f*** up. Thanks.


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Bible Re: I heaven you are alone with your self... - 09-30-2017, 10:20 PM

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We see because of the eye organ. If the eye organ dies, we can't see.

When whe die, the organs die too.


In heaven, your soul with no sense organs, can't see, touch, smell, taste, and smell.


Ergo, in heaven you are condemned to be alone with yourself.


Sounds a little boring.
Um... Have you ever heard of the Judgment Day?

It'll look kinda like a zombie apocalypse, except that it will be full of nice and joyful zombies praising Jesus all the time:

Isaiah 26:19 Thy dead [men] shall live, [together with] my dead body shall they arise. Awake and sing, ye that dwell in dust: for thy dew [is as] the dew of herbs, and the earth shall cast out the dead.

John 5:28-29
28 Marvel not at this: for the hour is coming, in the which all that are in the graves shall hear his voice,
29 And shall come forth; they that have done good, unto the resurrection of life; and they that have done evil, unto the resurrection of damnation.

John 6:40 - And this is the will of him that sent me, that every one which seeth the Son, and believeth on him, may have everlasting life: and I will raise him up at the last day.

Revelation 20:4-5
4 And I saw thrones, and they sat upon them, and judgment was given unto them: and I saw the souls of them that were beheaded for the witness of Jesus, and for the word of God, and which had not worshipped the beast, neither his image, neither had received his mark upon their foreheads, or in their hands; and they lived and reigned with Christ a thousand years.
5 But the rest of the dead lived not again until the thousand years were finished. This is the first resurrection.

Revelation 21:4 - And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away.
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