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Professor X's Poetry Slam -
06-16-2009, 04:46 AM
WOMANHOOD by Prof. Tyeisha X
Womanhood
it's more than a word
it's a badge of honor
For we are not the savage
lesser
stupid
evil
imperialistic
hegemonic
sex, are we?
No
Thus we rise above
And destroy patriarchy.
MUSKY CLAM LOVE by Prof. Tyeisha X.
My'shelle, My'Wife
Happiness is when I kiss you
all over and make my way
down
down
down to the valley of ecstacy
smelling your musk
sweat
juices
bitter tasting but wonderful
like wine
Then you turn over
presenting me your black puckered starfish
I began to dine
like a queen eating a 7 course meal
i scarf it down
i love it
the dingleberry pie
i love it
i love being a lesbian
will die being a lesbian
lesbians
forever
and
ever
MARX MY HERO by Prof. Tyeisha X.
It was a fall day one year
many years ago
in the fall
when my life was tumbling like a tumbleweed
And when I discovered him
I realized
The Truth
was hidden from me
by racist fascists who want to keep black women down
I discovered him
Karl Marx
I read him in the original German
it dazzled me like a romance novel
I found my cause
overthrow capitalism
overthrow the white race
Now it is your turn
Feel what I've felt
Open that book of Marx
Read Das Kapital
If you want
to
Live...
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Re: Professor X's Poetry Slam -
06-16-2009, 05:04 AM
What was that all about? None of us are sitting around smoking the reefer and wearing berets. Take that somewhere else, Gloria Steinem reading hippie.
Matthew 5:17-18 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
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Re: Professor X's Poetry Slam -
06-16-2009, 05:23 AM
Oh, look.
Dinner came up for a visit.
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Re: Professor X's Poetry Slam -
06-16-2009, 12:47 PM
"Slam" is right. The sound of Ms. Malcolm X being slammed out of God's favorite forum!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Professor X's Poetry Slam -
06-20-2009, 03:29 AM
Nice work.
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Re: Professor X's Poetry Slam -
06-20-2009, 03:42 AM
What are you talking about "Sense Talker"? Maybe some sense should be talked into you? That poetry was atrocious! Bunch of strung-together random words tossed hither and fro. Bizarre mish-mash of extreme leftist propoganda disguised as poetry.
Don't quit your day job as an university professor, Tyeisha!
SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.
Hosea 9:7 The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.
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Re: Professor X's Poetry Slam -
06-20-2009, 03:43 AM
I tryed To Read it but Started Feeling Very Sick Professor Gay X Why Don't you Take your Makes no Sence Poetry Trash Somewhere Else Nobody Wants To Here It Now Why don't you Go Back To Africa Now?
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06-20-2009, 03:44 AM
Oh, no...there goes my New York Strip.
Thanks for that second poem, "Professor" Kwallahneesha Slavename.
Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."
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Re: Professor X's Poetry Slam -
06-20-2009, 03:56 AM
Please Don't Write Anymore Sick Poetry On Gods Favorite Forum Your Not Good at It Lesbain But Why Make People on Here sick Do you Think Its Funny?
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Re: Professor X's Poetry Slam -
06-20-2009, 03:59 AM
You know what? I know what it is. You're all just jealous! You are demoralized because you recognize such a beauty my poetic flairs that you feel you have to compete with me. In the coffee houses in Berkeley, I get standing ovations from the crowd for my work. "Musky Clam Love" was written as a postmodern sonnet from the lesbian perspective in tribute to my wife, My'Shelle.
The auspicious and esteemed critic of postmodern poetry, J.B. Logan, once wrote about "Musky Clam Love":
"A starlet comes about, unshackled by the hegemony of a racist and homophobic America, to cry out, unfettered and unabashedly, with the culmination of everything waning in the world of lesbian erotic poetry, to amaze the audience's ears with the sounds of a lion escaping from a circus, devouring and ripping apart ligaments of children, which of course, is the pervading sense of what is needed in American Lesbian Poetry today."
Obviously, my poetry has been applauded and regarded as fine art. Even impressing that sage wizard of Greenwich Village, Mr. Logan, can't you admit that deep down you really enjoyed it?
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Re: Professor X's Poetry Slam -
06-20-2009, 04:00 AM
The Street on Me
Keeping an eye out
First cold and then hot
Shivering and then sweating
Waiting here nervous
To get what I need
Keeping an eye out
On this harsh night
Bills a wad in my hand
Just enough for tonight
Earned on my knees
Bound for my arm
Keeping an eye out
Walls at myback
The Pavement pulls at me
The world lurches right
Then left
And right again
I stay up
Keeping an eye out
Pupils black
Rolling back
I shake my head
To clear it
My stomach's hard knot
Twisting and tightening
Keeping me sharp
Keeping an eye out
Cars slipping past
One slows, stops
A window opens a crack
I drop my bills in
Out drops what I need
Keeping an eye out
I start my way home
My prize in my hand
Enough for tonight
Barely enough for tonight
Trying to Get Myself Right with God, but Heroin is a HELL of a Drug!
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Re: Professor X's Poetry Slam -
06-20-2009, 04:02 AM
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Please Don't Write Anymore Sick Poetry On Gods Favorite Forum Your Not Good at It Lesbain But Why Make People on Here sick Do you Think Its Funny?
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Re: Professor X's Poetry Slam -
06-20-2009, 04:06 AM
Now, that's poetry Original Gothster! I can almost imagine the horror of suffering heroin addiction by reading your articulate and vivid imagery. Very good! Anyone else have a poem to contribute? Let it out! Poetry is the soul defecating its rigid perceptions.
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06-20-2009, 04:15 AM
Poetry - I used to write way back when. Yes, this is dark poetry that can only come from the fear of the unsaved. Nonetheless, I still think it is pretty good. I wrote it some thirty years ago.
Night Excursion
I walk down the desolate street,
My heart quickens with my feet.
An eerie wind rustles the trees,
Causing a stir among dead leaves.
Footsteps echo through fog-drenched air;
I turn my head, "Is someone there?"
My heart doth pound from my blood so red,
While the fog and night confirm the dread.
Darkness only answers my fright,
And the fog thickens blocking all sight.
Heels click upon paved ground,
As darkness swirls around and round.
My feet flee to find safe abode,
For death has found me along the road.
Genesis 1:20-22
21And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
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Re: Professor X's Poetry Slam -
06-20-2009, 04:17 AM
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Now, that's poetry Original Gothster! I can almost imagine the horror of suffering heroin addiction by reading your articulate and vivid imagery. Very good! Anyone else have a poem to contribute? Let it out! Poetry is the soul defecating its rigid perceptions.
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Thanks. I've been clean a while, about two years I think. But the six before that were rough as hell, let me tell you. It got harder and harder all the time, you know? Finally I just couldn't do it anymore
My job at the clinic helps too, seeing strung-out kids everyday, knocking some sense into their little invincible skulls. I do what I can. One day at time, right? And I've been reading that special Bible they told me to get last time I was here.
It helps me I guess, seeing how people even way back then were all getting smited for ignoring God, and he would like rain fire on them and shit for ignoring Him and disobeying Him. I get that. If I was God, I'd be like "Hey, knock that crap off or I will so smite you."
And seriously, most people suck, why wouldn't God be all mad most of the time, right?
Anyway, thanks for liking my poem and all. But you might wanna lay off stuff about butt licking around here, some of these people are kinda uptight about shit like that.
Trying to Get Myself Right with God, but Heroin is a HELL of a Drug!
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Re: Professor X's Poetry Slam -
06-20-2009, 04:32 AM
Who Whould be Jealous Of you? No One Here Is Your Poetic Is Just Sick Yeah Sure I Don't Believe That I bet you Got Booed off the Stage For Writing That Trash PS Nobody Ejoy's Your Poetic So Why Not Just leave?
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06-20-2009, 04:39 AM
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Who Whould be Jealous Of you? No One Here Is Your Poetic Is Just Sick Yeah Sure I Don't Believe That I bet you Got Booed off the Stage For Writing That Trash PS Nobody Ejoy's Your Poetic So Why Not Just leave?
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You're new around here aren't you? How old are you anyway? Your posts are like really hard to read. Are you high on something? You post like you're loaded.
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Re: Professor X's Poetry Slam -
06-20-2009, 04:39 AM
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Use correct grammar if you want me to take you seriously.
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06-20-2009, 04:41 AM
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Who Whould be Jealous Of you? No One Here Is Your Poetic Is Just Sick Yeah Sure I Don't Believe That I bet you Got Booed off the Stage For Writing That Trash PS Nobody Ejoy's Your Poetic So Why Not Just leave?
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Fail quote much?
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Re: Professor X's Poetry Slam -
06-20-2009, 04:43 AM
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You're new around here aren't you? How old are you anyway? Your posts are like really hard to read. Are you high on something? You post like you're loaded.
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No Fool I'm Not New I've been here awhile How Dare you say that I'm a True Christian Lady I don't do Drugs or anything like that If My post are so hard to read then Don't Read them Unsaved Troll
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