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Default fiancee to train me - 10-29-2014, 02:17 AM

My last post, I asked about what my fiancée can and cannot do with me once we wed. He was not happy with my question to strangers. He is a God fearing Baptist man and was very angry with me. He said if I have questions they are for him only. We prayed on our knees asking God to forgive me for being a "stupid female." My fiancée had me remove my blouse and he punished me with his thick belt. We have not fornicated, as that is against God's word, so when he whipped my bare back, he did not look upon my breasts. Over the last weekend, he had me host a backyard picnic for his male friends from his softball league. My fiancée said I embarrassed him by making him wait for a beer. I was sorry but said he would embarrass me. We have an old clothes line in the back. He tied me to one of the posts and gagged me. He exposed my breasts to the men. He said he would embarrass me now. He left me tied there for an hour. I pray this is not acceptable to hurt me this way. That seems to go against God's rules about morality. I am confused. Thank you for your guidance. I will spend more time reading my bible when I am not seeing to my future husbands needs. God bless all of you dear Men. You are all my rulers under Christ.
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Default Re: fiancee to train me - 10-29-2014, 02:22 AM

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My last post, I asked about what my fiancée can and cannot do with me once we wed. He was not happy with my question to strangers. He is a God fearing Baptist man and was very angry with me. He said if I have questions they are for him only. We prayed on our knees asking God to forgive me for being a "stupid female." My fiancée had me remove my blouse and he punished me with his thick belt. We have not fornicated, as that is against God's word, so when he whipped my bare back, he did not look upon my breasts. Over the last weekend, he had me host a backyard picnic for his male friends from his softball league. My fiancée said I embarrassed him by making him wait for a beer. I was sorry but said he would embarrass me. We have an old clothes line in the back. He tied me to one of the posts and gagged me. He exposed my breasts to the men. He said he would embarrass me now. He left me tied there for an hour. I pray this is not acceptable to hurt me this way. That seems to go against God's rules about morality. I am confused. Thank you for your guidance. I will spend more time reading my bible when I am not seeing to my future husbands needs. God bless all of you dear Men. You are all my rulers under Christ.
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Default Re: fiancee to train me - 10-29-2014, 03:01 AM

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blah blah blah I never know when to shut my pie hole and follow directions blah blah blah
It is quite obvious that you did not learn your lesson about asking others for advice. Your future husband needs to step it up a notch, but I fear he lacks the fortunate to do so. Ask him to PM me here and I can send him an application to my offshore training center & finishing school for women just like yourself.


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My last post, I asked about what my fiancée can and cannot do with me once we wed. He was not happy with my question to strangers. He is a God fearing Baptist man and was very angry with me. He said if I have questions they are for him only. We prayed on our knees asking God to forgive me for being a "stupid female." My fiancée had me remove my blouse and he punished me with his thick belt. We have not fornicated, as that is against God's word, so when he whipped my bare back, he did not look upon my breasts. Over the last weekend, he had me host a backyard picnic for his male friends from his softball league. My fiancée said I embarrassed him by making him wait for a beer. I was sorry but said he would embarrass me. We have an old clothes line in the back. He tied me to one of the posts and gagged me. He exposed my breasts to the men. He said he would embarrass me now. He left me tied there for an hour. I pray this is not acceptable to hurt me this way. That seems to go against God's rules about morality. I am confused. Thank you for your guidance. I will spend more time reading my bible when I am not seeing to my future husbands needs. God bless all of you dear Men. You are all my rulers under Christ.
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Default Re: fiancee to train me - 11-04-2014, 01:28 AM

Young unsaved miss -- get off the internet, stop yapping, and read the Bible. It will explain everything. However, look at Hosea 2:10, "And now will I discover her lewdness in the sight of her lovers, and none shall deliver her out of mine hand." The entire chapter seems to apply to you. So go read your Bible! Shoo!


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Default Re: fiancee to train me - 11-04-2014, 05:04 AM

Are you a whore? The Bible says we should punish whores by lifting up their skirts so the public can gaze upon their nakedness. It does not, however, authorize your fiancé to expose your breasts for the enjoyment of his friends.

You want my opinion, I think your fiancé is guilty of pimping and pandering, and will probably burn in Hell.

What you ought to do is stop your whoring and give your life to Jesus. Just because your fiancé's going to Hell, that doesn't mean you have to join him.


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