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Default Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND! - 06-07-2010, 07:35 AM

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EVERY bible is wrong, so is the quran, and other religious books
The KJV1611 Bible is not wrong.

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alle made up stories, made up in a time when the people had to have some sort explanation voor everything
because they didn't have scientifical explanations, they just made up some stories
So you were present when it was written down I assume? How else could you have gained that "knowledge". Listen here Wacky Jacky, God wants you to be saved. I suggest you do some reading on this forum and see what we mean, you'll understand.
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Default Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND! - 06-07-2010, 08:36 AM

Goodmorning good folks. My name is Jasper Bos, and I'm from The Netherlands.

As I do agree with the point of the opening post, I would like to clarify some things. If you allow me to

So first off all, yes, most people from The Netherlands will go to hell, if not all. I will talk about that more at the end of my post.
  • The Netherlands are, not looking at the longtitude, between Turkey and Poland. However, if you do take longtitude in consideration, we're about as between Turkey and Poland as the US is between Siberia and Australia.
  • The Dutch word for virgin is 'maagd'. For example, the Dutch term for the Virgin Mary is 'Maagd Maria'.
  • Alcohol and medicines are legal in The Netherlands. Alcohol up to 15% for ages 16 and up, over 15% for ages 18 and up. Medicines either over the counter or by doctor prescription. Medicine includes marihuana, but no other commonly known recreation drugs. Marihuana can also be bought by people of ages 18 and up at so called coffeeshops. Selling and possesion of small amounts is legal (5 grams) for citizens and tourist alike. All other commonly known recreation drugs are illegal, as is larger amount of marihuana.
  • Abortion is allowed up till 24 weeks of pregnacy. Euthanasia is allowed in very severe cases. Postnatal abortions which is not considered euthanasia is not allowed.
  • Sex is allowed from ages 16 and up. Recording or photographing sex (so called pornography), is allowed from ages 18 and up.
  • The Party for Neighbourly Love Freedom and Diverstiy does not exist anymore. They never had representation in any form. They were never the same party as the Christen Union.
  • The Dutch national football team is ranked 4th on the FIFA worldrankinglist and won the European Cup in 1988.
  • In 1974 the Dutch national football team started the final match a couple of minutes late due to orginizational errors.
  • The Dutch army allows gays to serve. Not every Dutch soldier is gay. The Royal Dutch Airforce has taken part in many important missions in (among others) World War II, Iraq and till this day, Afghanistan.
  • Most armies don't buy airplanes, this is done by the airforce.
  • The Dutch government follows a live and let live policy.
  • Allthough The Netherlands has foreign workers, they don't make up more then 1% of the workforce.
  • Geert Wilders is neither Indonesian, bisexual or wears contact lenses.
  • Dutch prisons are so full, the Dutch government rents prisons in Belgium.
  • Neither Maxima, nor her father were ever conficted or prosecuted for shooting anyone.
  • The entire Dutch Royal family, including Maxima speaks Dutch among other languages.
  • A levee-breach can never be stopped by sticking something small in it (the small thing either being a finger or something else of similar size). Levee-breaches are the last stage of water saturation. Sticking one's finger (or anything else) in a hole in a levee, will only make the water come out at another place. The myth of the Dutch boy that saved a village with his finger (or anything else), is nothing more than that, a myth.
  • Anne Frank was betrayed by an individual, not the Dutch as a whole.

But, even as all those points aren't correct in the opening post. Me and my fellow Dutch, will probably go to hell. We've allowed our chosen government to legalize abortion and euthanasia. We've allowed prostitution to be legal. We allow marihuana to be used. We allow same-sex marriage. We allow people to use the name of the Lord in vain, as do we allow people to curse. Most of us aren't True Christians. Most of us don't even follow the word of Christ in any way. We're more liberal then any other country in the world.

Yes, we the Dutch, including me, will probably go to hell. Twice.

But not for the reasons posted in the opening post of this thread.

I thank all who read all the way to the end of this post. And I wish everyone a good day and all the love I can give.

With sincere greetings,
Jasper Bos
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Default Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND! - 06-07-2010, 08:55 AM

And what about piffleing echother in the ass?

Its LEGAL in Holland!!!!!!!

Greetz...asspiffleer HeLovesMe

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Goodmorning good folks. My name is Jasper Bos, and I'm from The Netherlands.

As I do agree with the point of the opening post, I would like to clarify some things. If you allow me to

So first off all, yes, most people from The Netherlands will go to hell, if not all. I will talk about that more at the end of my post.
  • The Netherlands are, not looking at the longtitude, between Turkey and Poland. However, if you do take longtitude in consideration, we're about as between Turkey and Poland as the US is between Siberia and Australia.
  • The Dutch word for virgin is 'maagd'. For example, the Dutch term for the Virgin Mary is 'Maagd Maria'.
  • Alcohol and medicines are legal in The Netherlands. Alcohol up to 15% for ages 16 and up, over 15% for ages 18 and up. Medicines either over the counter or by doctor prescription. Medicine includes marihuana, but no other commonly known recreation drugs. Marihuana can also be bought by people of ages 18 and up at so called coffeeshops. Selling and possesion of small amounts is legal (5 grams) for citizens and tourist alike. All other commonly known recreation drugs are illegal, as is larger amount of marihuana.
  • Abortion is allowed up till 24 weeks of pregnacy. Euthanasia is allowed in very severe cases. Postnatal abortions which is not considered euthanasia is not allowed.
  • Sex is allowed from ages 16 and up. Recording or photographing sex (so called pornography), is allowed from ages 18 and up.
  • The Party for Neighbourly Love Freedom and Diverstiy does not exist anymore. They never had representation in any form. They were never the same party as the Christen Union.
  • The Dutch national football team is ranked 4th on the FIFA worldrankinglist and won the European Cup in 1988.
  • In 1974 the Dutch national football team started the final match a couple of minutes late due to orginizational errors.
  • The Dutch army allows gays to serve. Not every Dutch soldier is gay. The Royal Dutch Airforce has taken part in many important missions in (among others) World War II, Iraq and till this day, Afghanistan.
  • Most armies don't buy airplanes, this is done by the airforce.
  • The Dutch government follows a live and let live policy.
  • Allthough The Netherlands has foreign workers, they don't make up more then 1% of the workforce.
  • Geert Wilders is neither Indonesian, bisexual or wears contact lenses.
  • Dutch prisons are so full, the Dutch government rents prisons in Belgium.
  • Neither Maxima, nor her father were ever conficted or prosecuted for shooting anyone.
  • The entire Dutch Royal family, including Maxima speaks Dutch among other languages.
  • A levee-breach can never be stopped by sticking something small in it (the small thing either being a finger or something else of similar size). Levee-breaches are the last stage of water saturation. Sticking one's finger (or anything else) in a hole in a levee, will only make the water come out at another place. The myth of the Dutch boy that saved a village with his finger (or anything else), is nothing more than that, a myth.
  • Anne Frank was betrayed by an individual, not the Dutch as a whole.
But, even as all those points aren't correct in the opening post. Me and my fellow Dutch, will probably go to hell. We've allowed our chosen government to legalize abortion and euthanasia. We've allowed prostitution to be legal. We allow marihuana to be used. We allow same-sex marriage. We allow people to use the name of the Lord in vain, as do we allow people to curse. Most of us aren't True Christians. Most of us don't even follow the word of Christ in any way. We're more liberal then any other country in the world.

Yes, we the Dutch, including me, will probably go to hell. Twice.

But not for the reasons posted in the opening post of this thread.

I thank all who read all the way to the end of this post. And I wish everyone a good day and all the love I can give.

With sincere greetings,
Jasper Bos
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Default Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND! - 06-07-2010, 09:01 AM

If you want love, you should turn to Jesus.
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Default Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND! - 06-07-2010, 09:03 AM

I Know, but they do it in Holland ( the thing in the butt, U know)
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Default Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND! - 06-07-2010, 09:06 AM

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Default Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND! - 06-07-2010, 09:19 AM

Stelletje kanker Yanken , altijd hetzelfde liedje met die gasten.

Er lopen daar meer gekken rond dan op de rest van de wereld bij elkaar.

Ban me maar , haha.

Kut, pijpen, nueken, beffen anale seks enzovoorts.....:thu mbsup:

Oja, al die gasten hier op dit forum zijn verschrikkelijk Homo!!
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Default Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND! - 06-07-2010, 09:20 AM

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What are you trying to do? Are you dyslectic? Perhaps your father should beat dyslexia out of you.
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Default Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND! - 06-07-2010, 09:24 AM

Sorry Dirk, but it was to my fellow neighbours ( the dutch).

echt niet, kut jenken.....

Are U gay , by the way?

U look like them
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Default Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND! - 06-07-2010, 09:52 AM

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What are you trying to do? Are you dyslectic? Perhaps your father should beat dyslexia out of you.
mmm is there violence allowed @ christians?

btw something:

number 10, the dutch may kill americans (joran van der sloot)

so guys beat that

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Default Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND! - 06-07-2010, 10:11 AM

Dat laatste wat je schrijft ( on pf) is wel erg dom van je.

Wellicht gaan ze bij ons ook wel spemmen
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Default Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND! - 06-07-2010, 10:14 AM

I'm still wondering how can a made-up person from a fairytale hate 1 of the most beautifull countries in the world?
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Dat laatste wat je schrijft ( on pf) is wel erg dom van je.

Wellicht gaan ze bij ons ook wel spemmen
Why are you speaking in this demonic language? We only speak American here.


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Default Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND! - 06-07-2010, 10:20 AM

American isn't a language.

Its a kind of bastard English.

And my language is Dutch

U know, from the country who FOUND America!!!!!!
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American isn't a language.

Its a kind of bastard English.

And my language is Dutch

U know, from the country who FOUND America!!!!!!
I though the indians did......so who is uneducated now?
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Default Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND! - 06-07-2010, 10:28 AM

true, the indians lived there, but the dutch and the brittains colonialized it
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Default Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND! - 06-07-2010, 10:59 AM

I'm not going to tell you people what is true and what is not, since my fellow Dutchman Jasper already did this perfectly.
What I do want to say is that these false accusations in the first post are probably based upon a story “from a friend his son who knew this girl, who’s cousin had a friend in Holland”. It therefore has the reliability of your average crystal-meth-junky.

But besides all the crap being told here, I think you Americans, owe us some respect. Maybe you forgot, but your country was founded, not by Americans, but by other European countries, and Holland was one of them. I think you owe more to our country than you know.
Let’s take for example New York City, if it was not for Holland, this city would have never existed! NYC was started by the Dutch as fur trading settlement.
Furthermore, when drafting the constitution of the US, the Dutch constitution was used as an example, and therefore up to this date, Dutch examples and Dutch influences can still be found in the US constitution. Holland used to be so important for your constitution, that up to 1778 the constitution was translated in Dutch.
And than there were numerous other influences of the Dutch in the US:
- The Holland trading company was responsible for constructing the Erie Canal (first canal in to Canada).
- Countless number of English words, such as cookie, spook, sleigh, waffle, etc.
- The Dutch founded a lot of cities, churches, etc.
- Your ancestors might even be Dutch, especially if you come from Michigan, Iowa, or Wisconsin.

Well I could go on like this for days, but my point is you might want to reconsider your thoughts regarding the Dutch, since you owe more to them than you might know. And you may look really dumb, when your ancestors are Dutch.
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Default Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND! - 06-07-2010, 11:02 AM

100%!!!!!
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Default Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND! - 06-07-2010, 11:05 AM

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Default Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND! - 06-07-2010, 11:14 AM

Zo, gebant maar weer terug ( die naam 2 posts terug)
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