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Default Girl fornicates with pool drain, gets guts sucked out - 07-05-2007, 06:58 PM

I have a feeling this was no accident—the LORD's glorious handprints are all over it! This little slut was committing unimaginable whoredoms, using the drain's suction to stimulate her cooter and poo-hole, and she thought she could get away with it because nobody was watching... but Someone was. Now she'll have to live the rest of her pitiful life being fed through a tube and pooping into a plastic bag.

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Pool Drain Pulls Small Intestine Out Of Young Girl
Heather Brown
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(WCCO) Minneapolis A 6-year-old Edina, Minn. girl has been hospitalized after a horrific accident at a swimming pool.

Abigail Taylor was severely injured Friday when she sat over an open drain hole in a wading pool at the Minneapolis Golf Club.

Now Abigail's father has a warning to other families: Pool and hot tub drain accidents are a hidden danger that many of us don't understand.

Abigail has big brown eyes, a dazzling smile and at just 6 years old she has already competed in local swim meets.

"She loves to swim," said her father Scott Taylor.

Her love of swimming is why her family didn't think twice when she played at a kiddie pool at the family's golf club on Friday night.

Taylor said as Abigail was getting out of the pool, she fell.

"She more or less blacked out, she passed out, fell face-first onto the pool decking," he said. The family thought it was a seizure.

An ambulance rushed her to Children's Hospital in Minneapolis. Several hours later a surgeon said Abigail was lucky to be alive.

"The suction had caused a two-inch tear in her rectum and had basically disemboweled her by pulling out her small intestines, almost all of it," said Taylor.

Her father said a search of the pool filter turned up Abigail's intestine. He said Abigail was seriously wounded because the cover of the drain had been removed.

In most public pools the drain cover is screwed in and cannot be pulled off. According to the Consumer Product Safety Commission, the pressure on some pool drains can be as strong as 300 pounds per square inch.

"It never even crosses anybody's mind that potential at the bottom of that pool is enough force to literally disembowel a child, an adult," said Taylor.

Abigail will have to be fed intravenously for the rest of her life and will have to have a colostomy bag.

"We view it as a miracle that she's still with us," her father said.

She is improving. Wednesday morning she stunned her family by asking a question.

"She said, 'Am I going to be on the news?' She said, 'Why do you ask?' She said, 'Because I want to make sure this doesn't happen to anyone else,'" recalled Taylor.

Since 1990, 170 people, mostly children, have been caught in drains and 27 of them have died. Legislation is pending that would require pools and hot tubs to have multiple drains to ease the suction.

Some pools have a safety vacuum cutoff which shuts down if someone is trapped. New drain covers which cost less than $50 can also help.

According to the Associated Press, an official at the golf club expressed sympathy for the family and said he didn't think anything was wrong with the pool, but referred questions to the club's attorney, who declined to comment.
The very thought of the disgusting things she was doing in that pool makes my stomach turn. It's kind of sad, really—we went from "The Andy Griffith Show" to this.

What happened to this country?


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The very thought of the disgusting things she was doing in that pool makes my stomach turn. It's kind of sad, really— we went from "The Andy Griffith Show" to this.

What happened to this country?
Why I'd say the little ones aren't getting Jesus as they should ... seems the little girls are 'doing it' at a younger and younger age


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1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

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The secular media seems to have skipped a few details. They go straight from, "Taylor said as Abigail was getting out of the pool, she fell."

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"She more or less blacked out, she passed out, fell face-first onto the pool decking," he said. The family thought it was a seizure.

It seems like they don't even want to mention the step in between - when a Vengeful God reached up into this "Child's" rectum and did His Godly Duty. And who are we mortals to question why?
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Default Re: Girl fornicates with pool drain, gets guts sucked out - 07-05-2007, 11:10 PM

Does having orgasms make you weak in the knees and unstable?

I suspect this is the case....but I don't know for sure because I've never had one.

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Does having orgasms make you weak in the knees and unstable?

I suspect this is the case....but I don't know for sure because I've never had one.

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Does having orgasms make you weak in the knees and unstable?

I suspect this is the case....but I don't know for sure because I've never had one.

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That explains a lot...

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What's an "orgasms"?
In the case of men, most commonly the moment where your 'seed' exits your tallywhacker.

In the case of this poor girl, all she did was sit down on a drain! What an horrific accident. *Shudder*



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And now here, from CNN is the story of another "Child" who was perhaps even more Depraved causing the Good Lord, in His Vast Wisdom, to compel her to suffer so, both for now and for Eternity:

NEW BEDFORD, Massachusetts (AP) -- A man accused of biting off the lip and ear of his girlfriend's 3-year-old daughter pleaded not guilty Thursday and was ordered held without bail.



Bryan James and Jessica Silveira are arraigned and ordered held without bail in New Bedford District Court.

Bryan James, 34, was charged with assault and battery upon a child causing substantial bodily injuries. Police said the attack left the girl so mutilated doctors could not fully repair the damage.
The child's mother, Jessica Silveria, 26, pleaded not guilty to permitting substantial injuries to a child under 14 and intimidation of a witness. She was also ordered held without bail.
The girl lost the upper part of her lip and her ear was so mutilated that surgery could not return it to its natural state. The child also suffered other human bites on her body, New Bedford police Capt. Richard Spirlet said.
"She's small, brown hair, brown eyes -- great smile," the child's father, Eric Offley, said outside the courthouse. "You know, now that's taken away from her."
Police believe the biting attacks began in January and continued until April. New Bedford police began investigating in mid-May after the girl was taken to Children's Hospital in Boston. The girl and her older brother have been taken into state custody.
The state Department of Social Services said it began investigating abuse allegations on January 5, and repeatedly tried to contact and locate the girl's family.
When the agency managed to contact the mother in March on one of several unannounced visits, her daughter was not in the home, and she also wasn't there during subsequent visits, DSS said in a statement.
In April, the agency asked a judge for an order to gain temporary custody of the girl and her older brother. A judge put the children in state care on May 3, DSS said.
Prosecutors plan to ask at a hearing next week that James and Silveria be held without bail for up to 90 days, said Gregg Miliote, a spokesman for Bristol County District Attorney Sam Sutters.
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I have a feeling this was no accident—the LORD's glorious handprints are all over it! This little slut was committing unimaginable whoredoms, using the drain's suction to stimulate her cooter and poo-hole, and she thought she could get away with it because nobody was watching... but Someone was. Now she'll have to live the rest of her pitiful life being fed through a tube and pooping into a plastic bag.



The very thought of the disgusting things she was doing in that pool makes my stomach turn. It's kind of sad, really—we went from "The Andy Griffith Show" to this.

What happened to this country?
This child's colon must have had one of the worst demon infestations I have ever come across. Having to remove large sections of the colon to get rid of them seems extreme, but Satan is always up to something new. It reminds me of those bacteria that have become resistant to antibiotics.

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And now here, from CNN is the story of another "Child" who was perhaps even more Depraved causing the Good Lord, in His Vast Wisdom, to compel her to suffer so, both for now and for Eternity:

NEW BEDFORD, Massachusetts (AP) -- A man accused of biting off the lip and ear of his girlfriend's 3-year-old daughter pleaded not guilty Thursday and was ordered held without bail.
Good Lord! I knew the feminazis were training young harlots to get uppity and younger and younger ages, but I never thought it'd come to this - a three-year-old girl viciously attacking a grown man with such force that he has to bite her ear off to defend himself. No doubt the man-hating leftists will fall over themselves to attack him, although had he flat out murdered her three years ago, they'd have been just as eager to applaud him. Welcome to the twisted world of those who think women are "equal".


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Default Re: Girl fornicates with pool drain, gets guts sucked out - 07-16-2007, 05:49 PM

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As far as the stories goes I've only got one thing to say: Holy sh*t!

And as to Zeke's question...

It's just the plural of orgasm.
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I'm still disturbed by that news, and I read it yesterday. ><
Someone actually had their lower intestine sucked out by a pool drain..............*shudders*


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I'm still disturbed by that news, and I read it yesterday. ><
Someone actually had their lower intestine sucked out by a pool drain..............*shudders*
That event will seem like a day in the park compared to what Jesus has in store for you God mocking feminazis. It won't be pretty for you.

Better accept Jesus' love now.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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That's...that's horrible.
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Default Re: Girl fornicates with pool drain, gets guts sucked out - 07-18-2007, 03:20 PM

Praise Jesus! I can see His glorious and loving hands in this!
And as Pastor Ezekiel says, just wait sinner.. cause it's gonna get alot worse for you heathens when Jesus returns;
Praise God!

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And I will bring distress upon men, that they shall walk like blind men, because they have sinned against the LORD:
And their blood shall be poured out as dust, and their flesh as the dung.
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And the remnant were slain with the sword of Him that sat upon the horse, which sword proceeded out of His mouth:
And all the fowls were filled with their flesh.
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They shall not be lamented, neither gathered, nor buried; they shall be dung upon the ground.
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That event will seem like a day in the park compared to what Jesus has in store for you God mocking feminazis. It won't be pretty for you.

Better accept Jesus' love now.
What do you mean by feminazi anyway?


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Default Re: Girl fornicates with pool drain, gets guts sucked out - 07-19-2007, 06:43 AM

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I have a feeling this was no accident—the LORD's glorious handprints are all over it! This little slut was committing unimaginable whoredoms, using the drain's suction to stimulate her cooter and poo-hole, and she thought she could get away with it because nobody was watching... but Someone was. Now she'll have to live the rest of her pitiful life being fed through a tube and pooping into a plastic bag.

The very thought of the disgusting things she was doing in that pool makes my stomach turn. It's kind of sad, really—we went from "The Andy Griffith Show" to this.

What happened to this country?
Huh. Well, that's something ya don't hear about every day.


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Default Re: Girl fornicates with pool drain, gets guts sucked out - 07-19-2007, 09:32 AM

Hmm. Young girls are learning the fornicationary ways earlier and earlier. No doubt her parents are Godless hippies. I hope she takes this lesson with her all her life and becomes Saved® Glory!!
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What do you mean by feminazi anyway?
A disgusting femorrhoid extremist. A crazed, anti-God, hairy militant. A follower of, as the Godly Pat Robertson put it, a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians. In short, someone who actually thinks that men and women should have equal rights. Can you imagine anything more horrific?


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A disgusting femorrhoid extremist. A crazed, anti-God, hairy militant. A follower of, as the Godly Pat Robertson put it, a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians. In short, someone who actually thinks that men and women should have equal rights. Can you imagine anything more horrific?
I have nothing against families, people can be in one if it makes them happy but if they prefer to be by themselves that's equally fine. I'm not particularly fond of children but I would never want any of them to be killed. As stated a million times before, I don't have any interest in witchcraft. I'm a capitalist, if a tad more on the liberal side. And, I'm not a lesbian, I may prefer more effeminate-looking men but I'm still straight.

Therefore, it can be concluded that I'm not a 'feminazi.'


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