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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
09-02-2012, 05:24 AM
Lets change who you are for a minute. Please
Lets say you were born a woman and your a Baptist and so on. Now one day you accidentally do something wrong or purposely or knowing you did or didn't know your doing the wrong thing and then your husband confronts you about it. Mmmk and you all now what's coming next he beats you for it I mean not just a slap a full on slapping and punching you in the face for a couple minutes would you just let him do that?
A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
09-02-2012, 05:32 AM
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...he beats you for it I mean not just a slap a full on slapping and punching you in the face for a couple minutes would you just let him do that?
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Is he smoldering with white-hot, animal intensity? I just want to be sure I understand the hypo.
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
09-02-2012, 05:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Lutheran Born
Lets change who you are for a minute. Please
Lets say you were born a woman and your a Baptist and so on. Now one day you accidentally do something wrong or purposely or knowing you did or didn't know your doing the wrong thing and then your husband confronts you about it. Mmmk and you all now what's coming next he beats you for it I mean not just a slap a full on slapping and punching you in the face for a couple minutes would you just let him do that?
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God commands that Christian women be subjugated by Christian Men. I know you don't care, but we follow the Holy Bible.
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1 Corinthians 11:3
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
1 Timothy 2:11-15
Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
09-02-2012, 05:47 AM
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God commands that Christian women be subjugated by Christian Men. I know you don't care, but we follow the Holy Bible.
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yes I understand this but you have not answered it would you let some one hit you repeatedly.
A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
09-02-2012, 05:50 AM
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yes I understand this but you have not answered it would you let some one hit you repeatedly.
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I would (and do) follow the Word of God, without exception.
The question is: Why don't you?
By rejecting Christ, you are condemning yourself to an eternity of being raped by every demon in hell.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
09-02-2012, 06:38 AM
Number of reasons why I don't major one is im atheist and I don't take that stuff from no one
A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
09-02-2012, 06:41 AM
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Number of reasons why I don't major one is im atheist and I don't take that stuff from no one
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What the good pastor is trying to do is save you from being forced to take Satan's barbed tallywacker for all of eternity. How one can be so dismissive towards such an important thing I'll never know.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
09-02-2012, 06:51 AM
Right so getting my ass wooped will save me
A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
09-02-2012, 06:56 AM
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Right so getting my ass wooped will save me
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It works for children all the time.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
09-02-2012, 07:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Lutheran Born
Lets change who you are for a minute. Please
Lets say you were born a woman and your a Baptist and so on. Now one day you accidentally do something wrong or purposely or knowing you did or didn't know your doing the wrong thing and then your husband confronts you about it. Mmmk and you all now what's coming next he beats you for it I mean not just a slap a full on slapping and punching you in the face for a couple minutes would you just let him do that?
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Jesus Himself points out that if someone does wrong without knowing they still deserve a beating, just a bit lighter that's all.
Luke 12:47 And that servant, which knew his lord's will, and prepared not himself, neither did according to his will, shall be beaten with many stripes. 48 But he that knew not, and did commit things worthy of stripes, shall be beaten with few stripes.
YIC
Jack
Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
09-02-2012, 07:41 AM
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THANK YOU MARY FOR NO IM TECHNICALLY NOT DERAILING THIS OOOO PASTOR E. IM TAKING ON BOTH OF YOU ABOUT THIS TOPIC THIS TIME.
A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
09-02-2012, 05:46 PM
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THANK YOU MARY FOR NO IM TECHNICALLY NOT DERAILING THIS OOOO PASTOR E. IM TAKING ON BOTH OF YOU ABOUT THIS TOPIC THIS TIME.
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Stop shouting, heathen.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
09-02-2012, 06:33 PM
My bad inside voice.
THIS ISN'T SHOUTING BY THE WAY BECAUSE ITS TEXT IM NOT SPEAKING IM WRITING.
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
09-02-2012, 07:10 PM
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My bad inside voice.
THIS ISN'T SHOUTING BY THE WAY BECAUSE ITS TEXT IM NOT SPEAKING IM WRITING.
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Once more and you're gone. Don't throw away your last chance at Salvation®, fool.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
09-02-2012, 10:00 PM
I would guess your wife left you and took the kids. Women don't like abusive husbands (I'm a man FYI).
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
09-02-2012, 10:30 PM
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I would guess your wife left you and took the kids. Women don't like abusive husbands (I'm a man FYI).
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Friend, no one has any idea who you are speaking about.
I think you should read our syllabus for new posters as written by Pastor Billy-Reuben. It really explains all you need to know as far as our beliefs. It also outlines what is expected as far as your behavior on these forums.
Here are your rights as articulated by Dr. Enobarbus.
New members are requested to make an introduction for themselves.
We always encourage everyone to back up all claims with scripture from the Holy Bible.
Chances are the question you want to have answered has been asked before. I would be sure to use the search function before diving head first into people who are tired of hearing the same question over and over
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
09-02-2012, 10:31 PM
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I would guess your wife left you and took the kids. Women don't like abusive husbands (I'm a man FYI).
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There is nothing abusive about keeping a woman on the straight and narrow path to salvation.
Matthew 7:14
Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.
YIC
Jack
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
09-02-2012, 10:33 PM
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Friend, no one has any idea who you are speaking about.
I think you should read our syllabus for new posters as written by Pastor Billy-Reuben. It really explains all you need to know as far as our beliefs. It also outlines what is expected as far as your behavior on these forums.
Here are your rights as articulated by Dr. Enobarbus.
New members are requested to make an introduction for themselves.
We always encourage everyone to back up all claims with scripture from the Holy Bible.
Chances are the question you want to have answered has been asked before. I would be sure to use the search function before diving head first into people who are tired of hearing the same question over and over
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Nobody likes pain, especially pain caused by a loved one. This person's wife wasn't a seriously loyal Christian, so she probably doesn't believe that her husband beating her is a good thing.
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
09-02-2012, 11:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Athannihilate
Nobody likes pain, especially pain caused by a loved one. This person's wife wasn't a seriously loyal Christian, so she probably doesn't believe that her husband beating her is a good thing.
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"Nobody likes pain" -- EXACTLY! Friend, that's why True Christian™ men care for their wives! They know the responsible thing to do is to help them avoid an eternity of unavoidable, inescapable, unfathomable pain. Do you really think a slap on the cheek or a belt across the back of the thighs is worse than an eternity of being repeat gang-sodomized by non human demons?!?
What a True Christian™ woman wants is a husband who is manly enough to do what needs to be done, not cower behind modern limp-wristed liberalism in hopes that his wife's character flaws won't catch the attention of the omnipotent LORD.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
09-02-2012, 11:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Athannihilate
Nobody likes pain, especially pain caused by a loved one. This person's wife wasn't a seriously loyal Christian, so she probably doesn't believe that her husband beating her is a good thing.
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Good to see I can meet eye to eye with someone at least
But now they are going to come back at you wig the statement on how she wasn't a true Christian and they were trying to fix her.
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A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3
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